long-distance relationship

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Posted by andswho
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None of this is real. Firebunny is just imagining himself as a rom com lead again. The girl probably just thinks of firebunny as a friend who used to do her homework. So weird man.
Aw this is so touching, quite possibly the most beautiful thing I ever read.
Rofl

Firebunny's idea of a date is being stood up and watching a movie alone

He just has this weird take on situations

Like what really happens is not how it plays out in his mind
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omg I am swooning.

Pure poetry, man.
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Uggghhh. So this is why I am still single now. The girl of my dreams lives in Dubai. We get to message each other frequently but I can't hold her hand or kiss her neck. @_@

How is she gonna be an effective beard if you don't get to show her off at family and work functions as your 'girlfriend'.

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Buy some weird, imported mustard from Germany for an upcoming BBQ and say "my girlfriend brought me this".

Apparently, that shit works.
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Posted by andswho
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Posted by andswho
Posted by GuardianAnu
Posted by andswho
None of this is real. Firebunny is just imagining himself as a rom com lead again. The girl probably just thinks of firebunny as a friend who used to do her homework. So weird man.
Aw this is so touching, quite possibly the most beautiful thing I ever read.
Rofl

Firebunny's idea of a date is being stood up and watching a movie alone

He just has this weird take on situations

Like what really happens is not how it plays out in his mind
omg I am swooning.

Pure poetry, man.
Nothing like a friend zone diary entry

Posted by firebunny
It's 2:30 am now here in Legazpi, Philippines. I just want to write to you today to express myself before I go to bed.

1. I was supposed to have a date in the afternoon with a pretty girl. We were supposed to watch a movie, Guardians of the Galaxy. I went ahead coz she told me that she's going to be late. I watched the entire movie until its very last second without her around. She didn't show up. I texted her, I'm going to eat lunch with or without you. I finished eating my lunch and still she's not around so I went home. I texted her, "You have such horrible time management skills." Of course, I was disappointed. I wanted to meet her up. I miss her. It's been a long time since we last dated but she never came.

She texted me and called me and said SORRY. She asked me where I am at that time. I told her, I'm heading to the gym. I still met her. I was ready to forgive her. We went to McDonald's to talk things through. She said she had an emergency meeting with some Undersecretary of President Duterte. Being a newly-minted lawyer, I knew right off the bat that the meeting was for some useless crap.

I told her, even if you do these things, you're not using the proper channels and you're actually encroaching upon the powers of the Congress. I told her, that's unconstitutional. She's pretty smart so she understood what I meant. I was supposed to work out and I only had two hours left so we bade ourselves good bye. I was of course disappointed again because I wanted to stay with her longer. But she had to go since she's leaving for Manila. She also told me that she's now working in Manila. And now, how are we going to meet up again soon? Long distance relationship? That's sad. Last night, I had a hard time going to sleep coz all I had in mind was her but was short-changed this afternoon coz all I had with her was some twenty minutes or so of some useless crap of conversation we could've used for some more useful purpose. But it has to stop and end. And now, she just left for Manila.
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lmao
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Posted by andswho
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Posted by andswho
None of this is real. Firebunny is just imagining himself as a rom com lead again. The girl probably just thinks of firebunny as a friend who used to do her homework. So weird man.
What is wrong with you dude? I'm not imagining things. I really am courting a Taurus Sheep girl who's definitely pretty, unlike you, you creep.
You are in the friend zone

She probably just talks to you out of pity like I did
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*rolls eyes*
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Going back on topic...

1. The girl is pretty.

2. The girl is nice.

3. She has a sense of humor.

4. Ambitious / Business-minded.

Bingo! But she lives overseas. She wants to settle here for good BUT when? I want to be in a relationship now. However, long-distance relationship is something I couldn't do since I love "petting," holding hands, kissing, etc. I wanted to call her "Babe" but I'm not yet sure if I want her to be my girlfriend. One thing though, she's the girl of my dreams. @_@