Men and mirrors and scales and shit

Customer 54 y/old. Diabetic since 12. Grossly overweight. 300lb about 5’10”...yellow teeth random length...BUT funny and good story teller.

So he tells us a story that he had been friend with this 26 y/old woman whom he really adoring and buying her gifts - not expensive but it’s nice.

So this obviously sexually unable individual tile is today that when he had met this woman 2 years ago she was HOT!!! And now she is...hmmmm...not bad but she is gaining weight...

He made face like if he seriously had a chance with her BUT due to her weight gaining he is not sure anymore.

I’ve looked around and 3 of us had these funny faces - we were silent and no one wanted to speak first but we were saved by another customer who came in and silence was broken.

Do people really are that unaware of their appearance? Like...at all? 🙄

U should have fed into his ego. Its funnier that way

Confidence goes a long way. Like wayyy long

Posted by 777

U should have fed into his ego. Its funnier that way

I was sumbdound...

and and and

there's this new girl at work and she's a taurus so for the sake of astro i try to nudge this scorpio guy to get to know her.

always wanted to play cupid and so he'd finally shut up.

he's like almost 40 but know what he tells me?

"she's 26. that's pretty old for a woman." (and i mean I AM 26 too)

and he's like over 200 pounds and like maybe 5'7 or 5'8

this the kind of man that plays mind games.

and don't even ask women out first.

barely 4s.

Posted by virgoOPPP

there's this new girl at work and she's a taurus so for the sake of astro i try to nudge this scorpio guy to get to know her.

always wanted to play cupid and so he'd finally shut up.

he's like almost 40 but know what he tells me?

"she's 26. that's pretty old for a woman." (and i mean I AM 26 too)

and he's like over 200 pounds and like maybe 5'7 or 5'8

this the kind of man that plays mind games.

and don't even ask women out first.

barely 4s.

These old fat fucks are insane or what?

Posted by Solesan

and and and

Are you looking in the mirror?

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by virgoOPPP

there's this new girl at work and she's a taurus so for the sake of astro i try to nudge this scorpio guy to get to know her.

always wanted to play cupid and so he'd finally shut up.

he's like almost 40 but know what he tells me?

"she's 26. that's pretty old for a woman." (and i mean I AM 26 too)

and he's like over 200 pounds and like maybe 5'7 or 5'8

this the kind of man that plays mind games.

and don't even ask women out first.

barely 4s.

These old fat fucks are insane or what?

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SHE IS 26

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Posted by Gemitati

Posted by virgoOPPP

there's this new girl at work and she's a taurus so for the sake of astro i try to nudge this scorpio guy to get to know her.

always wanted to play cupid and so he'd finally shut up.

he's like almost 40 but know what he tells me?

"she's 26. that's pretty old for a woman." (and i mean I AM 26 too)

and he's like over 200 pounds and like maybe 5'7 or 5'8

this the kind of man that plays mind games.

and don't even ask women out first.

barely 4s.

These old fat fucks are insane or what?

SHE IS 26

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Here is the difference. You know them both so he might be keeping his face in front of you knowing she will never consider him!

So he rejecting her avoiding to be rejected.

It could be a game.

In my story - we don’t know her and he didn’t HAVE to say nothing. He seemed to be GENUENLY fucked up! 😂😂😂

Posted by Hollyhock_

What to do about this weight situation? It’s now the top crisis issue In the world

Combine with world hunger situation. Problem solved!

My libra sun friend is very over weight, and normally smells like garbage, but is a motherfucking pimp somehow. My Sag friend and myself don't understand it. The guy has charm. Some people just have a power with words and expression regardless of looks.

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by virgoOPPP

there's this new girl at work and she's a taurus so for the sake of astro i try to nudge this scorpio guy to get to know her.

always wanted to play cupid and so he'd finally shut up.

he's like almost 40 but know what he tells me?

"she's 26. that's pretty old for a woman." (and i mean I AM 26 too)

and he's like over 200 pounds and like maybe 5'7 or 5'8

this the kind of man that plays mind games.

and don't even ask women out first.

barely 4s.

These old fat fucks are insane or what?

SHE IS 26

Here is the difference. You know them both so he might be keeping his face in front of you knowing she will never consider him!

So he rejecting her avoiding to be rejected.

It could be a game.

In my story - we don’t know her and he didn’t HAVE to say nothing. He seemed to be GENUENLY fucked up! 😂😂😂

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when he ends up with another gold digger (as is his won't)

i'll just say:

"BUT SHE IS 26!"

Posted by SlipperySlope

Posted by virgoOPPP

there's this new girl at work and she's a taurus so for the sake of astro i try to nudge this scorpio guy to get to know her.

always wanted to play cupid and so he'd finally shut up.

he's like almost 40 but know what he tells me?

"she's 26. that's pretty old for a woman." (and i mean I AM 26 too)

and he's like over 200 pounds and like maybe 5'7 or 5'8

this the kind of man that plays mind games.

and don't even ask women out first.

barely 4s.

You mean your buddy?

He's full of shit, making gymnastics excuses for his lack of action.

Most guys do it, we delude ourselves with all kinds of shit. My current excuse is im too focused on my work and I'll find another one once my work life is steady, but I know it's bullshit and I try to check myself on it when I do it.

No doubt he's crippled with insecurity and fear of rejection.

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we still went out to lunch together not too long ago

yes he's been using work and having a 9 yr old kid (from his libra ex wife) as excuses

and i'm like: "you're just gonna ask for coffee, not marriage."

he says: "she's 26. that's pretty old for a woman.... no offense to you."

i swear he's being extra punchable lately

he's really not a bad-looking guy tbh,

actually more attractive than other guys in the office

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Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by SlipperySlope

Posted by virgoOPPP

there's this new girl at work and she's a taurus so for the sake of astro i try to nudge this scorpio guy to get to know her.

always wanted to play cupid and so he'd finally shut up.

he's like almost 40 but know what he tells me?

"she's 26. that's pretty old for a woman." (and i mean I AM 26 too)

and he's like over 200 pounds and like maybe 5'7 or 5'8

this the kind of man that plays mind games.

and don't even ask women out first.

barely 4s.

You mean your buddy?

He's full of shit, making gymnastics excuses for his lack of action.

Most guys do it, we delude ourselves with all kinds of shit. My current excuse is im too focused on my work and I'll find another one once my work life is steady, but I know it's bullshit and I try to check myself on it when I do it.

No doubt he's crippled with insecurity and fear of rejection.

we still went out to lunch together not too long ago

yes he's been using work and having a 9 yr old kid (from his libra ex wife) as excuses

and i'm like: "you're just gonna ask for coffee, not marriage."

he says: "she's 26. that's pretty old for a woman.... no offense to you."

i swear he's being extra punchable lately

he's really not a bad-looking guy tbh,

actually more attractive than other guys in the office

See, that shit works 😉.

Tell him she's gonna be 27 next year and his options are only getting older and older.

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he'll just tell me: "it's different with women. after 25, it's just over for them." (he told me this when i was 25)

i'm not really picky with a guy's looks and even thought i liked him at some point

but he keeps telling me about all his crushes and i noticed his inability to make a move on anyone and honestly that was a huge turn off for me

i've even told him last time that: "some women even when they might not like you all that much....when you approach them and ask them out, they sometimes develop some slight interest in you back. she feels good over your desire for her. the aries asked me out only about a week or 2 ago and now look we're officially together."

some women (or at least me) aren't always sure what they want at first but he knew what he wanted and acted on it until i realized that i did too.

my scorpio co-worker posted that on fb so i guess he's got a sense of humor about things

HiIlarious 😆

Posted by Skeleton

you know, I'm wondering of how it goes to keep caring of your tight hotass body after age of 60. Or 70.

Without a need of celeb money.

It’s genes. My Aqua boss is 71. He is hot af!

And he had never been totally healthy.

He is battling cancer right now and no one would had known unles he told them...

No celebrity nothing!

Some just naturally lucky.

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Posted by Gemitati

Posted by Skeleton

you know, I'm wondering of how it goes to keep caring of your tight hotass body after age of 60. Or 70.

Without a need of celeb money.

It’s genes. My Aqua boss is 71. He is hot af!

And he had never been totally healthy.

He is battling cancer right now and no one would had known unles he told them...

No celebrity nothing!

Some just naturally lucky.

Some people can manages to upkeep your body and still look younger than your age.

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No ducking way if you have bad genes you will upkeep shit! With plastic surgeries yes. Without - no!

I come from a good stock! But nobody in my family looked younger.

I see people with young genes ALL the time! You can’t possibly ‘upkeep’ to look younger!

You can look good for your age but 10 years younger - no way!

See...you can only know it if you are dealing g with bunch of people due to your work, social skills etc...but if you know a few - you wint know it. You have limited knowledge and you can’t really tell.

Just take my word. Don’t argue. It’s pointless!