Men can tinkle for much longer than women

Inspired but the recent trend of threads discussing men, women and the grievances that have been generated by eons of societal circumstance, I submit thay men can pee, tinkle (urinate) for much longer than women. Maybe not as kids, but as we each become more accomplished in our lives, the men will pee for much longer than women.

Of course the caveat emptor still applies, not all men can tinkle longer than all women and some women can out-tinkle men. Some men actually LIKE to tinkle for less long and some women actually LIKE to tinkle for longer. Some are into equal tinkling so long as the other doesn't make a big fuss of it.

Discuss.

How many seconds? 😀

Posted by MyStarsShine

How many seconds? 😀

about 21 seconds +/-

Posted by rabidtalker

Posted by MyStarsShine

How many seconds? 😀

about 21 seconds +/-

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I just did 29 seconds!

😂

Posted by Wizardz

Please, ladies, it's really not that hard to remember to lift the seat up after you have finished tinkling 😞

Lord have mercy.....THIS

Yeah, I"ve seen men on tv stand at urinals for eons. TV Detectives and undercover cops meet them at urinals to chat /trap them on details of suspected crime. Businessmen on popular shows/movies make major deals at urinals all while peeing.

Must be why women live longer. What a strain on the kidneys.

Posted by Wizardz

Posted by rabidtalker

Inspired but the recent trend of threads discussing men, women and the grievances that have been generated by eons of societal circumstance, I submit thay men can pee, tinkle (urinate) for much longer than women. Maybe not as kids, but as we each become more accomplished in our lives, the men will pee for much longer than women.

Of course the caveat emptor still applies, not all men can tinkle longer than all women and some women can out-tinkle men. Some men actually LIKE to tinkle for less long and some women actually LIKE to tinkle for longer. Some are into equal tinkling so long as the other doesn't make a big fuss of it.

Discuss.

It's about time someone was brave enough to open up this controversial topic for much needed discussion

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More topcis planned for the future:

Free black lives, all brittney matters, michael jackon is alive, covid is a hoax, vaccines rule, bill cosby-sucka

Any advance on 29 seconds?

😛

Challenge accepted!

Posted by ATGR

I’ll have a stopwatch on standby for the next visit.

Let’s race lol

I dont know if this is a tongue in cheek thread or not but men can and do pee longer than women because men don't have all the extra internal equipment that women do hence allowing the bladder to be larger (and of course men tend to have a bigger frame and larger organs as a result).

Sometimes you just have to take a frothy dad piss. One that can be heard for miles.

There are too many gender-wars-themed threads on DXP.

Y'all have a one-track mind.

Posted by Wizardz

All I know is women have a very annoying habit of leaving the toilet seat down after they tinkle, forcing me to have to lift it up before I do my own tinkle

Please, ladies, it's really not that hard to remember to lift the seat up after you have finished tinkling 😞

Ah but do u wipe your feral pubic hair and wee stains off the front of the bowl? Lifting the seat is the last thing a lady would do lol. Men are 🐷🐽.

Posted by Wizardz

All I know is women have a very annoying habit of leaving the toilet seat down after they tinkle, forcing me to have to lift it up before I do my own tinkle

Please, ladies, it's really not that hard to remember to lift the seat up after you have finished tinkling 😞

Have a sit down pee and then everyone wins.