Predictable Astrology Threads

A "The Thinkers of the Zodiac", "Smartest Zodiac Sign", "Genius of the Zodiac" thread is created. The responses you're going to get:

Air signs+Virgo, Scorpio(by default)

people will occasionally throw Capricorn and water signs, thinking they are smart for not forgetting the "intuition" factor. Nevermind that it's actually fire signs who are the ones intrinsically connected with intuition.

The response that you're never going to get, not even by the most hardcore trolls, not even in a thousand years:

Taurus

And the most hilarious part is that those people do not base this on irl observations or even individual research. They base it on faulty astrological descriptions that are for people who are too lazy to spot patterns on their own.

A "Best/Sexiest/Favorite Ascendant" thread is created

the responses you're going to get

Libra

Scorpio (by default)

Sagittarius

Leo

the response you aren't going to get in a thousand years, not even by people who say "Capricorn" just for the sake of being different. Not even by the kind people who list every single sign so that no one is left out:

Virgo

And once again, even more hilarious this time, all of it is concluded by people who don't even know other's ascendant signs besides a very very limited number of relatives and friends. It is once again based on lame astro descriptions

Now, I'm not trying to debunk astrology or anything. I'm simply advising you to adopt a more rational approach. To make your OWN interpretations based on statistical research and ACTUAL observations rather than reading an interpretation that has been done FOR you.

On this site we have triple air people like Panela (username is a typo LMAO) who are allegedly brilliant if we judge by birth chart alone (Sun and moon in Gemini, air rising sign, Uranus on the Ascendant) going around asking questions like this:

Posted by Panela
this thread is a kind of a redemption to the no planets in houses thread but goes much far beyond the surface.

is there any possibility for someone to have no planets in their houses at all? like all zero? and if that does exist how will it manifest?

For fuck's sake

This has nothing to do with me being a Taurus sun Virgo rising

Posted by bumboklatt

Posted by RedShoes
This has nothing to do with me being a Taurus sun Virgo rising

Typical libra moon

Hahaha

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Don't make me cut you 😈

Posted by RedShoes
Nevermind that it's actually fire signs who are the ones intrinsically connected with intuition.

!!!!

Yes

New cliche

"What is the most powerful placement in person?"

Capricorn moon

Scorpio moon

Leo sun

Aries mars

Scorpio Rising

Pluto in the 1st house

Mars in the 1st house

I mentioned virgo rising in that thread.

Posted by Shooting_the_Moon_that_I_call_Mars
I mentioned virgo rising in that thread.

You're true outlier then. Let me hug you

Posted by RedShoes

Posted by Shooting_the_Moon_that_I_call_Mars
I mentioned virgo rising in that thread.

You're true outlier then. Let me hug you

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Here I am. ?

"Who's the best sign in bed, and why?"

-Water signs