Products named after astrological signs and planets

Posted by GemLover

I have a Gemini guitar but its labeled fender on it. Fender carries it.

Nice. Gemini seems to be the most popular product name of all the signs. I never see anything labeled Capricorn or Virgo

Ford Taurus

Found a Virgo.

Low maintenance. Lol

Who knew

Aquarius has a ton of bath hardware too lol and other drinks.

My fav a synergy lubricant lol

They all know

This clothing line is obsessed with being Aries. Every item is labeled Aries. I kinda want everything at that store even though I don’t care much for Arieses. Lmao only an Aries would do this.

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Posted by BlueVelvet

Found a Virgo.

Low maintenance. Lol

Are you a lazy fugk who is having problems with a flighty hoe? replace it with a virgo. Neglect this bish all you want. Zero leakage = no tears. And the virgo will remain in place offering the same superior performance from day one til the end of time. Enjoy your boring af valve. Legit.

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Lmao. That was a dagger to my soul but so good. 😂

Posted by BlueVelvet

This clothing line is obsessed with being Aries. Every item is labeled Aries. I kinda want everything at that store even though I don’t care much for Arieses. Lmao only an Aries would do this.

Yup, you're right. Sofia Prantera is indeed an Aries herself.

YES! BY ALL MEANS LET'S ALL JUST PRETEND WATER WASN'T NAMED AFTER AQUARIUS!!!

Posted by GemLover

Mhm

lol, most relevant so far