@CancerOnTheCusp
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Short People - The Most Useless Creatures On Earth
Randy Newman was short, BTW.
I disagree. We can sneak into places easier, our boobs and ass don't sag as far, and when we fall we don't break anything.
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Posted by sultrykitty
Randy Newman was short, BTW.I disagree. We can sneak into places easier, our boobs and ass don't sag as far, and when we fall we don't break anything.
Randy Newman is 6'0. Definitely not short.
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What—?
I always thought it was this guy, I've been wrong all these years!?!
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Posted by sultrykitty
Randy Newman was short, BTW.I disagree. We can sneak into places easier, our boobs and ass don't sag as far, and when we fall we don't break anything.
Randy Newman is 6'0. Definitely not short.
What—?
I always thought it was this guy, I've been wrong all these years!?!
I don't know who he is, but that's just wrong lol....
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Paul Williams, he's short.
Posted by LuckyLibra979
I don't even know who he is.
Listen Very Carefully (if you don't know the cultural references at the end of the song, its because it was in the late 70s/early 80s. He's spoofing the nose-up-in-the-air liberals of that time):
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Posted by LuckyLibra979
I don't even know who he is.
Listen Very Carefully (if you don't know the cultural references at the end of the song, its because it was in the late 70s/early 80s. He's spoofing the nose-up-in-the-air liberals of that time):
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My brother used to always sing that song (Short People) to me. I think he was trying to tell me something.
Posted by starwars
YOU are useless, you'll never know love or friendship and I feel sorry for you
And that makes me feel so sad, so dejected. I hang my head in shame.
That being said, who's up for Margaritas?
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Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by LuckyLibra979
I don't even know who he is.
Listen Very Carefully (if you don't know the cultural references at the end of the song, its because it was in the late 70s/early 80s. He's spoofing the nose-up-in-the-air liberals of that time):
My brother used to always sing that song to me. I think he was trying to tell me something.
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It could have been "don't be a hypocrite" or "don't be a dumbass who has refrigerators growing in their front lawn" depending on how he heard it.
Posted by Koniuchaa
What is considered short?
that's a question for Don Johnson. Personally, I don't care.
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Posted by sultrykitty
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by LuckyLibra979
I don't even know who he is.
Listen Very Carefully (if you don't know the cultural references at the end of the song, its because it was in the late 70s/early 80s. He's spoofing the nose-up-in-the-air liberals of that time):
My brother used to always sing that song to me. I think he was trying to tell me something.
It could have been "don't be a hypocrite" or "don't be a dumbass who has refrigerators growing in their front lawn" depending on how he heard it.
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I edited to clarify which song, I didn't realize you posted 2.
I think he just meant that short people ain't got no reason to live.
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Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by LuckyLibra979
I don't even know who he is.
Listen Very Carefully (if you don't know the cultural references at the end of the song, its because it was in the late 70s/early 80s. He's spoofing the nose-up-in-the-air liberals of that time):
My brother used to always sing that song to me. I think he was trying to tell me something.
Yeah, he could be mocking.
It could have been "don't be a hypocrite" or "don't be a dumbass who has refrigerators growing in their front lawn" depending on how he heard it.
I think he just meant that short people ain't got no reason to live.
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Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by LuckyLibra979
I don't even know who he is.
Listen Very Carefully (if you don't know the cultural references at the end of the song, its because it was in the late 70s/early 80s. He's spoofing the nose-up-in-the-air liberals of that time):
My brother used to always sing that song to me. I think he was trying to tell me something.
Yeah, he could be mocking.
It could have been "don't be a hypocrite" or "don't be a dumbass who has refrigerators growing in their front lawn" depending on how he heard it.
I think he just meant that short people ain't got no reason to live.
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Stop quoting my unedited posts 😄
Posted by sultrykittyI edited to clarify which song, I didn't realize you posted 2.
I think he just meant that short people ain't got no reason to live.
Newman tended to mock false piety.
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by sultrykittyI edited to clarify which song, I didn't realize you posted 2.
I think he just meant that short people ain't got no reason to live.
Newman tended to mock false piety.
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You're too serious. Didn't you see the news today? Whew doggie!
for the younger crowd:
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Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by sultrykittyI edited to clarify which song, I didn't realize you posted 2.
I think he just meant that short people ain't got no reason to live.
Newman tended to mock false piety.
You're too serious. Didn't you see the news today? Whew doggie!
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Just wired.
I see the news, then chuck it. Too much stuff that needs to put in the garden to act as fertilizer.
Didn't watch those vids.
Us shorties have to be inventive and resourceful when it comes to certain things...like climbing on counters to reach items on the TOP CUPBOARD - who even made cupboards 3 high!? ??
Posted by CuddleBug88
Didn't watch those vids.Us shorties have to be inventive and resourceful when it comes to certain things...like climbing on counters to reach items on the TOP CUPBOARD - who even made cupboards 3 high!? ??
I had my house built and they asked me if I wanted standard countertops or tall ones. They suggested tall since they're popular. I said I wanted standard because I'm short. Guess which ones I got?
The ones where I can't chop vegetables without dislocating my shoulders.
*sigh*
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Posted by CuddleBug88
Didn't watch those vids.Us shorties have to be inventive and resourceful when it comes to certain things...like climbing on counters to reach items on the TOP CUPBOARD - who even made cupboards 3 high!? ??
I had my house built and they asked me if I wanted standard countertops or tall ones. They suggested tall since they're popular. I said I wanted standard because I'm short. Guess which ones I got?
The ones where I can't chop vegetables without dislocating my shoulders.
*sigh*
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Ah sucky! I've been on my tippy-toes to knead bread before. Sometimes I have taken it the table since that's more waist-level for me 😄
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Posted by starwars
idk why you and hydorah arent besties you have the same shitty taste in musicis it the ands
Twinsies too
They are P Angel's surrogate babies and the surrogates ran away with the babies because P was going to make the anti Christ
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Wouldn't surprise me with pgel. -.-
Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.
Fun-sized people (men, too) are great, unless they have a complex. But I've seen plenty a tall people with complexes, so that look isn't good on anyone.
Posted by Koniuchaa
What is considered short?
For a woman, perhaps anything shorter than 5'4"?
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by LillyPetal
Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.What you are describing are midgets.
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Nope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.
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Posted by LillyPetal
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Posted by LillyPetal
Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.What you are describing are midgets.
Nope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.
How tall are you?
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5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my life
Technically, DWARFISM ranges from 4'10" and below, I believe.
How short is short?
My head isn't slightly large...that sounds weird.
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Posted by LillyPetal
Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.What you are describing are midgets.
Nope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.
How tall are you?
5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my life
Technically, DWARFISM ranges from 4'10" and below, I believe.
Oh yeah, you're definitely on the tall side for a woman. Not insanely tall, but tall.
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I'd say it's a comfortable height. I definitely shouldn't go out for the WNBA, though. Buying pants is a biotch because a size small fits me but is too short and a size large is the perfect length but is too big.
But seeing all the behind-the-scenes alteration of clothes my besties go through, I dare not complain.
How about you?
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Posted by LillyPetal
Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.What you are describing are midgets.
Nope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.
How tall are you?
5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my life
Technically, DWARFISM ranges from 4'10" and below, I believe.
You're short. I'm 6 feet and most guys here are taller than me.
The women on the other hard are fucking short as fuck.
Where is me 5'7" TO 5'9" women at? 😢
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Well, I'm 5' 7 1/2" of that qualifies. 😕
I am not into migits or dwarfs...
Otherwise talking about height is stupid.
Maybe not. Because what if he is dwarf? And I am not a snow wite?
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Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by LillyPetal
Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.What you are describing are midgets.
Nope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.
How tall are you?
5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my life
Technically, DWARFISM ranges from 4'10" and below, I believe.
Oh yeah, you're definitely on the tall side for a woman. Not insanely tall, but tall.
I'd say it's a comfortable height. I definitely shouldn't go out for the WNBA, though. Buying pants is a biotch because a size small fits me but is too short and a size large is the perfect length but is too big.
But seeing all the behind-the-scenes alteration of clothes my besties go through, I dare not complain.
How about you?
Well I'm what you personally consider "short" and I've literally never had to have clothes altered and shopping for clothes is a breeze. Nor do I have midget hands or legs.
Which is why I'm certain that you are friends with midgets....
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LOL
So, 5'3"?
I'll back away slowly before I get attacked. No offense meant! They aren't midget hands and legs - just small. Like Natalie Portman
Party gowns definitely needed altering. No shame in that!
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Posted by LillyPetal
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by LillyPetal
Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.What you are describing are midgets.
Nope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.
How tall are you?
5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my life
Technically, DWARFISM ranges from 4'10" and below, I believe.
You're short. I'm 6 feet and most guys here are taller than me.
The women on the other hard are fucking short as fuck.
Where is me 5'7" TO 5'9" women at? 😢
Well, I'm 5' 7 1/2" of that qualifies. 😕
I only take who numbers. No fractions.
Yeah, I realized late that you were a woman. I'm probably passing out soon.
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*removes pillow from under you*
Carry on passing out
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Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by LillyPetal
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Posted by LillyPetal
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by LillyPetal
Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.What you are describing are midgets.
Nope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.
How tall are you?
5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my life
Technically, DWARFISM ranges from 4'10" and below, I believe.
Oh yeah, you're definitely on the tall side for a woman. Not insanely tall, but tall.
I'd say it's a comfortable height. I definitely shouldn't go out for the WNBA, though. Buying pants is a biotch because a size small fits me but is too short and a size large is the perfect length but is too big.
But seeing all the behind-the-scenes alteration of clothes my besties go through, I dare not complain.
How about you?
Well I'm what you personally consider "short" and I've literally never had to have clothes altered and shopping for clothes is a breeze. Nor do I have midget hands or legs.
Which is why I'm certain that you are friends with midgets....
LOL
I'll back away slowly before I get attacked. No offense meant! They aren't midget hands and legs - just small. Like Natalie Portman
Party gowns definitely needed altering. No shame in that!
Well yeah, cuz they're gowns.
Even tall bitches need gowns altered.....they're gowns.
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So no shame
I think I exceed maximum height allowed for this thread (I KEED! I KEED!)
I'm goina go now! ??♀️?
Sometimes when you have an asian friend and only one airplane ticket but still want to take your friend it's nice to know they can fit in a duffle bag and fly free.
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Posted by LillyPetal
Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.What you are describing are midgets.
Nope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.
How tall are you?
5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my life
Technically, DWARFISM ranges from 4'10" and below, I believe.
Oh yeah, you're definitely on the tall side for a woman. Not insanely tall, but tall.
I'd say it's a comfortable height. I definitely shouldn't go out for the WNBA, though. Buying pants is a biotch because a size small fits me but is too short and a size large is the perfect length but is too big.
But seeing all the behind-the-scenes alteration of clothes my besties go through, I dare not complain.
How about you?
Well I'm what you personally consider "short" and I've literally never had to have clothes altered and shopping for clothes is a breeze. Nor do I have midget hands or legs.
Which is why I'm certain that you are friends with midgets....
LOL
I'll back away slowly before I get attacked. No offense meant! They aren't midget hands and legs - just small. Like Natalie Portman
Party gowns definitely needed altering. No shame in that!
Well yeah, cuz they're gowns.
Even tall bitches need gowns altered.....they're gowns.
So no shame
I think I exceed maximum height allowed for this thread (I KEED! I KEED!)
I'm goina go now! ??♀️?
Before you leave can you get something for me off the top shelf?
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Cute!
Short girls can get away with so much and STILL be cute. Tall girls often look ridiculous being cute. There is so much annoying expectation to be sexy. Short girls can be both.
My friend and I used to greet each other as such: "How's the weather up there?" "Great! How's the weather down there?" "Wonderful!"
Best times ☺️
Cheers!
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Posted by starwars
idk why you and hydorah arent besties you have the same shitty taste in musicis it the ands
Twinsies too
They are P Angel's surrogate babies and the surrogates ran away with the babies because P was going to make the anti Christ
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P-angel is like ten years older than me so unless she's a premature cray like cloudy, its not even possible
Posted by EvilHare
Humanlets.
Haha
*Shortpeoplesyndrome*
...and we shrink as we age....apparently
teeenweeeny people
I know a very small lady....she is a dwarf, probably only about 4ft or smaller and i swear to God she is one of the fiercest women to walk this earth. Lots of people are terrified of her
😱
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Posted by LillyPetal
Posted by Koniuchaa
What is considered short?
For a woman, perhaps anything shorter than 5'4"?
I am 5'3", so I generally feel short. But then I walk with my friend and she is shorter, so I feel tall sometimes ?
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Perspective is errthang, eh? :-]
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Posted by LillyPetal
Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.What you are describing are midgets.
Nope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.
How tall are you?
5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my life
Technically, DWARFISM ranges from 4'10" and below, I believe.
Oh yeah, you're definitely on the tall side for a woman. Not insanely tall, but tall.
I'd say it's a comfortable height. I definitely shouldn't go out for the WNBA, though. Buying pants is a biotch because a size small fits me but is too short and a size large is the perfect length but is too big.
But seeing all the behind-the-scenes alteration of clothes my besties go through, I dare not complain.
How about you?
Well I'm what you personally consider "short" and I've literally never had to have clothes altered and shopping for clothes is a breeze. Nor do I have midget hands or legs.
Which is why I'm certain that you are friends with midgets....
LOL
I'll back away slowly before I get attacked. No offense meant! They aren't midget hands and legs - just small. Like Natalie Portman
Party gowns definitely needed altering. No shame in that!
Well yeah, cuz they're gowns.
Even tall bitches need gowns altered.....they're gowns.
So no shame
I think I exceed maximum height allowed for this thread (I KEED! I KEED!)
I'm goina go now! ??♀️?
Before you leave can you get something for me off the top shelf?
Cute!
Short girls can get away with so much and STILL be cute. Tall girls often look ridiculous being cute. There is so much annoying expectation to be sexy. Short girls can be both.
My friend and I used to greet each other as such: "How's the weather up there?" "Great! How's the weather down there?" "Wonderful!"
Best times ☺️
Cheers!
short girl trying to be sexy.
other people: what the heck are you doing. then start laughing
only because of that expectation to be cute
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Awwww!
I dunno...my Virgo bestie was DAMN SEXY. *___* There was this assumption that they, being short, were firecrackers.
It must be worse for men to be short than women, unless they don't object to wearing high heels lol
they got little cars that go beep beep beep
hey
you have to understand the times man - that came out in 1977 - where were you ?
it was 1 year after I graduated high school
sex, drugs and rock and roll
we said and did pretty much anything we wanted
he ended up not liking the song because so many people didn't get him
sad ... but it is true - can't do that these days
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I'm 5'0 ft. Shorty right here.We live longer, can fit in small spots, can be spun around in bed, look younger than we are, can wear tall heels and still not pass up our dudes.
Lol
And you all were pretty popular before the rot of PC crept in (look up "dwarf tossing")
Posted by tcta
they got little cars that go beep beep beephey
you have to understand the times man - that came out in 1977 - where were you ?
it was 1 year after I graduated high school
sex, drugs and rock and roll
we said and did pretty much anything we wanted
he ended up not liking the song because so many people didn't get him
sad ... but it is true - can't do that these days
That's partially why I put up the "Rednecks" song.
You have to pay careful attention to those lyrics. Newman, IMHO, was making a very powerful social statement that more than likely flew right over the heads of the people he was singing that song about.
Posted by sultrykitty
My head isn't slightly large...that sounds weird.
No, neither is mine-- our Lily is just a pinhead.
🙂
I kid, I kid. 😛
I pictured you as a tallish person, for some
reason, sultrykitty.
Cap moon, probs.
How tall are you?
One of the most useful people I know is short af. He knows 1000 times more than my 6'1 self. Much stronger too.
Posted by Montgomery
Posted by sultrykitty
My head isn't slightly large...that sounds weird.
No, neither is mine-- our Lily is just a pinhead.
🙂
I kid, I kid. 😛
I pictured you as a tallish person, for some
reason, sultrykitty.
Cap moon, probs.
How tall are you?
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5'2.
My brother's nickname for me is Midget 🙂
LOL
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by tcta
they got little cars that go beep beep beephey
you have to understand the times man - that came out in 1977 - where were you ?
it was 1 year after I graduated high school
sex, drugs and rock and roll
we said and did pretty much anything we wanted
he ended up not liking the song because so many people didn't get him
sad ... but it is true - can't do that these days
That's partially why I put up the "Rednecks" song.
You have to pay careful attention to those lyrics. Newman, IMHO, was making a very powerful social statement that more than likely flew right over the heads of the people he was singing that song about.
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it did and the ones that didn't get it are most likely the ones that voted for Trump
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