@Quantum
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the Mexican cleaning women here were selling perfume - tried to sell me some cause I liked it - it smelled fresh and clean lol - until the co-worker across the hall told me it was cleaning fluid
JPG. The men's is called "the man in the can". It works as a better cock blocker than Axe
my friend said he uses gun oil lololol - not sure if he was serious or not cause I had gotten him a bottle of good stuff "Sauvage" - he said he mixed it lololol - whatever ...
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my friend said he uses gun oil lololol - not sure if he was serious or not cause I had gotten him a bottle of good stuff "Sauvage" - he said he mixed it lololol - whatever ...
Is "gun oil" a euphemism for Astroglide?
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my friend said he uses gun oil lololol - not sure if he was serious or not cause I had gotten him a bottle of good stuff "Sauvage" - he said he mixed it lololol - whatever ...
Is "gun oil" a euphemism for Astroglide?
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I don't know what astroglide is lol ? he meant he used real gun oil
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my friend said he uses gun oil lololol - not sure if he was serious or not cause I had gotten him a bottle of good stuff "Sauvage" - he said he mixed it lololol - whatever ...
Is "gun oil" a euphemism for Astroglide?
I don't know what astroglide is lol ? he meant he used real gun oil
When crass goes wrong.
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lol - ok I looked it up - no he meant real gun oil lololol !!!
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my friend said he uses gun oil lololol - not sure if he was serious or not cause I had gotten him a bottle of good stuff "Sauvage" - he said he mixed it lololol - whatever ...
Is "gun oil" a euphemism for Astroglide?
I don't know what astroglide is lol ? he meant he used real gun oil
When crass goes wrong.
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Says the person telling people to kill themselves:

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my friend said he uses gun oil lololol - not sure if he was serious or not cause I had gotten him a bottle of good stuff "Sauvage" - he said he mixed it lololol - whatever ...
Is "gun oil" a euphemism for Astroglide?
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LOL
That testimonial is cracking me up.
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my friend said he uses gun oil lololol - not sure if he was serious or not cause I had gotten him a bottle of good stuff "Sauvage" - he said he mixed it lololol - whatever ...
Is "gun oil" a euphemism for Astroglide?
omfg - I can't show this to my friend - he would be insane! he meant it was a turn on for women and he's a homophobe ...
LOL
That testimonial is cracking me up.
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my friend said he uses gun oil lololol - not sure if he was serious or not cause I had gotten him a bottle of good stuff "Sauvage" - he said he mixed it lololol - whatever ...
Is "gun oil" a euphemism for Astroglide?
omfg - I can't show this to my friend - he would be insane! he meant it was a turn on for women and he's a homophobe ...
All the more reason for you to bring it to his attention LOL!
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lmfao!
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my friend said he uses gun oil lololol - not sure if he was serious or not cause I had gotten him a bottle of good stuff "Sauvage" - he said he mixed it lololol - whatever ...
Is "gun oil" a euphemism for Astroglide?
I don't know what astroglide is lol ? he meant he used real gun oil
When crass goes wrong.
Says the person telling people to kill themselves:
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Invest in a dictionary, sweetheart.
You will make major improvements!
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I don't think Webster put Astroglide is his dictionary. I know how to google and find things thanks!
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He looks like he just told the guy in the background this will be nothing but a fwb. Take it or leave it.
"and stop texting me so much" lololol
I'm still no closer to knowing the source of this fragrance.
You all are going to force me to actually interact with someone and ask him/her what it is.
Hopefully they don't see it as a proposition. I prefer not to end up like that (obviously water sign) guy in the background.
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my friend said he uses gun oil lololol - not sure if he was serious or not cause I had gotten him a bottle of good stuff "Sauvage" - he said he mixed it lololol - whatever ...
Is "gun oil" a euphemism for Astroglide?
LOL the look on his face
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litteral shit-eating grin
I just realized I'll never be able to drink Pacifico beer again without flashbacks to that ad.
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I'm still no closer to knowing the source of this fragrance.You all are going to force me to actually interact with someone and ask him/her what it is.
Hopefully they don't see it as a proposition. I prefer not to end up like that (obviously water sign) guy in the background.
and interacting is painful for you? I ask all the time who/what smells so good ... even in the elevator ... keep the thought of a picnic and the smell of grilled hot dogs on your mind as you ask and you will be smiling (and maybe looking hungry) while you ask what type of cologne (bug spray) they are wearing lololol
I have one that I stopped wearing that smells like sunscreen or mosquito repellant, lol. It's Pear and Orchid. It was nice at first but then I started noticing that after a while it did smell weird. I have 2 bottles of body spray if anyone wants them. :\
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I've smelled both women and men wearing it that smells LITERALLY like Deep Woods Off!
And I'm not talking hyperbolic "OMG like this stuff smells like big spray fer sure", it's as if someone took the scent components out of Deep Woods Off! and turned it into a perfume or cologne.
I admit I actually like the smell. Without the Agent Orange/DEET ingredients it's not too bad.
Does anyone have any idea what it is? I've looked around online and haven't found any clear answers.