I'm waiting for it.... God I'm waiting for it.
The first post thanksgiving poop....
I'm honored.... 🙂
I was just in the bathroom for 40 minutes. About 6+ flushes.
You got all your roughage in, right?
Posted by bawlikestogomoo6 flushes and it didnt overflow? You've earned a medal.
I was just in the bathroom for 40 minutes. About 6+ flushes.
Posted by ReincarnationThings that come out of butts are funny. Its not a taurus thing either, ask any guy that's given birth out if his ass if he named it afterwards. Most will say yes.Posted by HemispheresWhat is it with Taurus men's obsession with feces?
I'm waiting for it.... God I'm waiting for it.
I find it very disturbing.click to expand
How does one poop from ones penis?
Posted by Rambunctious76Once again, I'm honored. You need a pic of me in the buff to place on the wall opposite the toilet.
I had food poisoning a couple of days ago.
I thought about you, OP, every time I ran to take a painful dump.
The way you probably eat, it'll manage to happen one day -_-
Posted by mmmcrunchyI eat pussy without consent
The way you probably eat, it'll manage to happen one day -_-
Posted by starwarsAs well as you should. My shit is more important than you are, by a long shot.
have a nice burning holes fierypoop experience
make sure to update us, we all give a fuck about your shit.
Posted by BlackNovaIt was sarcasm. Are you a woman of DXP? Women of DXP take shit too seriously.
dude, it was a joke playing on the opening comment from that other thread.
Jokes/humor aren't necessarily a literal or factual representation of real life....
....oh forget it
You kidding me? I ate a half a large pizza for thanksgiving. My family doesn't know how to make moist turkey and fluffy stuffing.
Nope. If I don't finely mince it with my teeth Ill choke on it.
Posted by Hemispheresand that's how you get toxoplasmosisPosted by mmmcrunchyI eat pussy without consent
The way you probably eat, it'll manage to happen one day -_-click to expand
How so?
-Awaits dildo pegging joke-
Posted by starwars
have a nice burning holes fierypoop experience
make sure to update us, we all give a fuck about your shit.
take shit too seriously dude.
Posted by exoI prefer metamucil and sodium phosphate
don't get too excited. i have activia and digestive biscuits.
Done and done
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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