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The Transcendental Messages of Rick and Morty
Why yes indeed...with such gems as...
"Don't run." Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV.
Well then get your shit together. Get it all together, and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere. You know? Take it to the shit store and sell it. Or put it in a shit museum, I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together.
Get your shit together.
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“Rick, the only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness destroying your family is that everyone in your family, you included, use intelligence to justify sickness. You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse, and I think it’s because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it’s your mind within your control. You chose to come here, you chose to talk, to belittle my vocation, just as you chose to become a pickle. You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces, your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand. I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I’m bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is it’s not an adventure. There’s no way to do it so wrong you might die. It’s just work. And the bottom line is some people are okay going to work, and some people, well, some people would rather die. Each of us gets to choose.”
"Don't run." Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV.
Well then get your shit together. Get it all together, and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere. You know? Take it to the shit store and sell it. Or put it in a shit museum, I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together.
Get your shit together.
:
“Rick, the only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness destroying your family is that everyone in your family, you included, use intelligence to justify sickness. You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse, and I think it’s because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it’s your mind within your control. You chose to come here, you chose to talk, to belittle my vocation, just as you chose to become a pickle. You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces, your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand. I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I’m bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is it’s not an adventure. There’s no way to do it so wrong you might die. It’s just work. And the bottom line is some people are okay going to work, and some people, well, some people would rather die. Each of us gets to choose.”
PICKLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE RICK
I've never watched rick and morty and I know I've watched enough crap in my life already, so I'll just troll dxp
I have watched a lot of Rick and Morty ..and I think if people watched more of Rick and Morty the world would be a better place and have less tolerance for bullshit.
''I may be the Devil Summer, but your grandfather is the DEVIL. ''
Meaning he is a hypocrite seeing through your evil bullshit.
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(I suspect this is what Trump thinks when he rapes)
"Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!"
I hope your God is a big a dick as you ..My god is the biggest dick that never existed.
That is what you used my universe for ? yeah but don't flatter yourself there is always triple a you fucking cocsksusker
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''I may be the Devil Summer, but your grandfather is the DEVIL. ''
Meaning he is a hypocrite seeing through your evil bullshit.
Good blog! I really love how it is easy on my eyes and the data are well written. I am wondering how I could be notified whenever a new post has been made. I have subscribed to your feed which must do the trick! Have a nice day! fadcbcbkeebbagkk
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(I suspect this is what Trump thinks when he rapes)
"Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!"
I hope your God is a big a dick as you ..My god is the biggest dick that never existed.
That is what you used my universe for ? yeah but don't flatter yourself there is always triple a you fucking cocsksusker
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Posted by blvckphase😆 lmaoooo
"Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science"
Posted by Arielle83It does read like Terramine, doesn't it?
so this is where terramine gets all of his plagarized thoughts?
not just terramine.
Please realize that there is a whole generation of terramines being bred right now
Please realize that there is a whole generation of terramines being bred right now
Posted by hydorahit's the end of the world as we know it
not just terramine.
Please realize that there is a whole generation of terramines being bred right now
Posted by Dienstagtypical "millenial hipster culture" whre everything is a pop culture commentary about something from the gen-X culture.Posted by hydorahIt has an entire universe dedicated to cronenberg
I've never watched rick and morty and I know I've watched enough crap in my life already, so I'll just troll dxpclick to expand
Posted by DienstagNo it's my own generation that creates those shows filled with gen-X culture adoration, we are bad parents.Posted by hydorahI’m sorry you’ve been reduced to a running joke. Your generation has become laughing stockPosted by Dienstagtypical "millenial hipster culture" whre everything is a pop culture commentary about something from the gen-X culture.Posted by hydorahIt has an entire universe dedicated to cronenberg
I've never watched rick and morty and I know I've watched enough crap in my life already, so I'll just troll dxpclick to expand
I have moved past this cultural adoration, but less evolved genXers are rubbing it into the millenials face.
see "stranger things", etc
Posted by DienstagPosted by hydorahPosted by Dienstagtypical "millenial hipster culture" whre everything is a pop culture commentary about something from the gen-X culture.Posted by hydorahIt has an entire universe dedicated to cronenberg
I've never watched rick and morty and I know I've watched enough crap in my life already, so I'll just troll dxp
Srsly though Rick and Morty is nothing to write home about
The last show that I genuinely liked was hannibal.
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another pop culture rehash.
I'll watch it soon, I'll tell you.
Posted by Dienstagyou and I bro.Posted by hydorahNot going to watch this. I have a very strong mental resistance to things that other ppl enjoy and recommend.
see "stranger things", etc
There is a streak of hipster in me I guess
Haven’t read Harry Potter. Haven’t seen star wars, never played with dolls as a kid, never wore a dress, etc.click to expand
To this day, I have still never watched titanic.
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Apparently Rick and Morty have all the answers to life's deepest mysteries. This is as good a place as any to discuss them.