The world would be a better place if

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Dope Fly
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If pet rats lived longer.

If more animals talked. Some do. I trained all of mine to. All animals have vocal chords, all of them can learn, therefore all of them have the capacity to speak. It doesn't take a special prodigy type of animal to speak human languages.

If everyone stopped eating meat for good. This one is controversial, but only if you haven't tried seitan, a really delicious meat alternative. TVPs are pretty good, too. Most people won't tell you this but true vegetarians that don't cheat on their diets cannot get fat; some of them literally weigh zero lbs. All those fat "vegans" out there secretly eat meat behind closed doors, and that's why they're still fat. They just want to use faux-veganism to feel superior and virtue-signal, that's why they lie about their diet.

If I weren't steered against my will on the daily.