Gemitati
@Gemitati
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What animal don’t you want to find in your pants?
You 😬😬
Posted by WhorpioWhen is he back? You seem hornier than I am!!! God bring Gemini back to US ASAP! 🙏🏻
You 😬😬
Posted by TheRabbitNobody cares about your wife! Not even you!Posted by Whorpioyou mean "American Toothless Lot Lizard"?
You 😬😬click to expand
I'd like a beaver
Posted by MyStarsShineDon’t you have one?
I'd like a beaver
A giant 70s pube fro the day after I just trimmed..
"AHHH! how'd you get there... fuckin waste of time"
"AHHH! how'd you get there... fuckin waste of time"
Posted by RavishingDo you feel the same about dicks?
I think I'd be fine with any animal (since only small animals can fit in my pants and most are harmless)...
Except some sort of reptile or a snake. Like I would seriously ball my eyes out, cry and probably get a heart attack and die.
I absolutely loathe snakes and other reptiles (turtles are fine though, but nothing else).
Ugh, they are so creepy, ugly and horrid looking. And oh my God, now it's like a trend to have a bearded dragon and all this stuff. If I was ever near one of those creepy creatures I would die. It's like a serious phobia.
Posted by RavishingFind a good plastic sergeon and then face dilemma where to find 4 dicks!Posted by GemitatiPosted by RavishingDo you feel the same about dicks?
I think I'd be fine with any animal (since only small animals can fit in my pants and most are harmless)...
Except some sort of reptile or a snake. Like I would seriously ball my eyes out, cry and probably get a heart attack and die.
I absolutely loathe snakes and other reptiles (turtles are fine though, but nothing else).
Ugh, they are so creepy, ugly and horrid looking. And oh my God, now it's like a trend to have a bearded dragon and all this stuff. If I was ever near one of those creepy creatures I would die. It's like a serious phobia.
No. I love dicks. I would take 4 dicks in my mouth at once if my mouth was big enough. xoxoxoclick to expand
It might be fun! 👍
Posted by RavishingThey will have to pull out! Try to manage THAT task! LmaoPosted by GemitatiPosted by RavishingFind a good plastic sergeon and then face dilemma where to find 4 dicks!Posted by GemitatiPosted by RavishingDo you feel the same about dicks?
I think I'd be fine with any animal (since only small animals can fit in my pants and most are harmless)...
Except some sort of reptile or a snake. Like I would seriously ball my eyes out, cry and probably get a heart attack and die.
I absolutely loathe snakes and other reptiles (turtles are fine though, but nothing else).
Ugh, they are so creepy, ugly and horrid looking. And oh my God, now it's like a trend to have a bearded dragon and all this stuff. If I was ever near one of those creepy creatures I would die. It's like a serious phobia.
No. I love dicks. I would take 4 dicks in my mouth at once if my mouth was big enough. xoxoxo
It might be fun! 👍
Good idea. But I'd have to pull out before the vanilla explosion. I don't like swallowing or feeling that in my mouth. Gross! lolclick to expand
Posted by AverageJoe99So your snake is not in danger?
Mongoose or Honey Badger
They eat big snakes
Posted by RavishingWith 4! In - how do you know wich to pull?Posted by GemitatiPosted by RavishingThey will have to pull out! Try to manage THAT task! LmaoPosted by GemitatiPosted by RavishingFind a good plastic sergeon and then face dilemma where to find 4 dicks!Posted by GemitatiPosted by RavishingDo you feel the same about dicks?
I think I'd be fine with any animal (since only small animals can fit in my pants and most are harmless)...
Except some sort of reptile or a snake. Like I would seriously ball my eyes out, cry and probably get a heart attack and die.
I absolutely loathe snakes and other reptiles (turtles are fine though, but nothing else).
Ugh, they are so creepy, ugly and horrid looking. And oh my God, now it's like a trend to have a bearded dragon and all this stuff. If I was ever near one of those creepy creatures I would die. It's like a serious phobia.
No. I love dicks. I would take 4 dicks in my mouth at once if my mouth was big enough. xoxoxo
It might be fun! 👍
Good idea. But I'd have to pull out before the vanilla explosion. I don't like swallowing or feeling that in my mouth. Gross! lol
As soon as I taste pre-cum, I'm pulling that cock out and jerking it off against my lip and jaw.
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Posted by AverageJoe99Be happy that you aren’t in danger of THAT happenning to you...lmaoPosted by GemitatiSomething with you is throwed off. You ain’t right upstairs.Posted by AverageJoe99So your snake is not in danger?
Mongoose or Honey Badger
They eat big snakes
You don’t even speak English. Bangin you must feel like having sex with a retardclick to expand
Posted by AverageJoe99No! I fell downstairs from a second floor...willingly!Posted by GemitatiSeriously. U a got a few screws loose.Posted by AverageJoe99Be happy that you aren’t in danger of THAT happenning to you...lmaoPosted by GemitatiSomething with you is throwed off. You ain’t right upstairs.Posted by AverageJoe99So your snake is not in danger?
Mongoose or Honey Badger
They eat big snakes
You don’t even speak English. Bangin you must feel like having sex with a retard
Was you kicked in the head when you was little?click to expand
Btw if you have extra screws - send them to me. I’ll pay postage. Only if I’m US. Other countries have different shapes and sizes and I need my favorite. I mean marching. Got it?
Crabs
Posted by GemitatiNo......I have a vaginaPosted by MyStarsShineDon’t you have one?
I'd like a beaverclick to expand
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My question. Are there animal you WANT to find in your pants? Lmao