Wynter
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Posted by venusianbull
Well done Son of Neptune! Well done! You have Earths blessing good sir. *gathering up russet skirts and deeply bowing*
*blushes while bowing sincerely to the Bullette*...
🙂
Posted by exoskeletonPosted by venusianbull
Okay, show of hands who was NOT wanking off to this thread...those that are one hand'll do.
lmao. hold please, about to jizm.click to expand
LMFAO
Anderson Cooper giggling. (best part starts around 2:50)
Queefing! OMG 😛😄
WTF
Posted by ellessque
OMG I WISH I COULD DO THAT ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Me too. 😢
*winks at TV* 😛
Posted by 1two3goPosted by Wynter
WTF
OH.
MY.
GAWD.
That's a deep throat...click to expand
Yep.
How the heck does she do that without puking?? 😕
Not gonna lie. I'm battling urges to go flog the dolphin after seeing that gif ^^^^^^^^
You ask what we masturbate to? THAT. The Hansen girls just aren't doing it for me anymore 😉
You ask what we masturbate to? THAT. The Hansen girls just aren't doing it for me anymore 😉
heh
Hahahahahhah!
Posted by WynterPosted by TV
this bitch!
Hahaahah! Press play, then press 2 over and over! 😛 lolzzzclick to expand
Fuckin ay! Lol!
Not only did you make me laugh, you taught me something.
Posted by OP3CRIMSIN
Not gonna lie. I'm battling urges to go flog the dolphin after seeing that gif ^^^^^^^^
You ask what we masturbate to? THAT. The Hansen girls just aren't doing it for me anymore 😉
AHAHAHAHAHA!
"Flog the dolphin". Nysssse...
Posted by Wynter
Queefing! OMG 😛😄
We may not be able to queef, but we can still piss while standing up which comes in handy for running away from bears that we pissed off in our drunken foolish woods revelry. FTW!!!
Posted by tall dark and ariesPosted by WynterPosted by TV
this bitch!
Hahaahah! Press play, then press 2 over and over! 😛 lolzzz
Fuckin ay! Lol!
Not only did you make me laugh, you taught me something.click to expand
Lol! Just chock full of useful information 🙂😛
A clean house.
Seriously, the minute my maid leaves I pretend I did all the hard work and deserve a reward.
So it's actually not dirty at all.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I just maid a punny. (And I just did it again..........)
Seriously, the minute my maid leaves I pretend I did all the hard work and deserve a reward.
So it's actually not dirty at all.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I just maid a punny. (And I just did it again..........)
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Hahaahah! Press play, then press 2 over and over! 😛 lolzzz