What is the weirdest reason for breaking up with someone?

I broke up with someone because he was too clingy.

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What about you guys?

My aunty broke up with someone coz he spilled milk on worktop and didn't cleaned it so it made the kitchen stink of it ! Smh

Broke up with someone cause I got bored

Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows

I broke up with my scorp because my bestie fell in love with him. And I forced him to date her for three months. It became something like "Did you call her?"

" if you won't talk to her I won't talk to you"

Then he got extremely annoyed with me and shouted at her and told her to get lost. Then we got back. Weird.

You sound insecure af. Like, boiling rabbits insecure

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Posted by PhishFood

My aunty broke up with someone coz he spilled milk on worktop and didn't cleaned it so it made the kitchen stink of it ! Smh

Lol I don’t blame her.

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It's strange to break up over spilled milk, right lol

Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows

I broke up with my scorp because my bestie fell in love with him. And I forced him to date her for three months. It became something like "Did you call her?"

" if you won't talk to her I won't talk to you"

Then he got extremely annoyed with me and shouted at her and told her to get lost. Then we got back. Weird.

Did you ever had anything that didn't happened with your SCORPIO!

GOD so much drama !!

If you broke up with him why do you keep running your mouth about him everywhere Jesus fucking Christ

I broke up with someone because i just wanted to fuck other people

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My aunty broke up with someone coz he spilled milk on worktop and didn't cleaned it so it made the kitchen stink of it ! Smh

Lol I don’t blame her.

It's strange to break up over spilled milk, right lol

Not really, he sounds dirty.. it’s strange to not clean up spilled milk lol

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Lol, i will ask her more but I was laughing like crazy when she told us

But I would have have broke off with the dude if he came home with a chipped tooth !

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Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows

I broke up with my scorp because my bestie fell in love with him. And I forced him to date her for three months. It became something like "Did you call her?"

" if you won't talk to her I won't talk to you"

Then he got extremely annoyed with me and shouted at her and told her to get lost. Then we got back. Weird.

Did you ever had anything that didn't happened with your SCORPIO!

GOD so much drama !!

If you broke up with him why do you keep running your mouth about him everywhere Jesus fucking Christ

Lmaooo

I need to think on this one. If I do find something I will make sure to tell you.

Meanwhile stay in your lane.

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Na! No thanks. Don't make a exception I'll find you blabbering about the person elsewhere

Are you sure you broke up with him, he didn't ran off in the opposite direction from your drama!!

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Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows

I broke up with my scorp because my bestie fell in love with him. And I forced him to date her for three months. It became something like "Did you call her?"

" if you won't talk to her I won't talk to you"

Then he got extremely annoyed with me and shouted at her and told her to get lost. Then we got back. Weird.

You sound insecure af. Like, boiling rabbits insecure

and you are one to say that? Tbh, I didn't like him all that much.

Stop annoying me. You can't make me insecure. Even on your best day.

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Your bestie falls in love with your bf and you punish HIM for it (bear in mind no one's even done anything wrong at this point) by practically FORCING him to "date" her because of what a insecure loon you are? Did it give you that false sense of control you so yearn for?

This is disgusting.

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Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows

I broke up with my scorp because my bestie fell in love with him. And I forced him to date her for three months. It became something like "Did you call her?"

" if you won't talk to her I won't talk to you"

Then he got extremely annoyed with me and shouted at her and told her to get lost. Then we got back. Weird.

Did you ever had anything that didn't happened with your SCORPIO!

GOD so much drama !!

If you broke up with him why do you keep running your mouth about him everywhere Jesus fucking Christ

Lmaooo

I need to think on this one. If I do find something I will make sure to tell you.

Meanwhile stay in your lane.

Na! No thanks. Don't make a exception I'll find you blabbering about the person elsewhere

Are you sure you broke up with him, he didn't ran off in the opposite direction from your drama!!

Its fun to be like that here. People talk shit on dxp.

Get used to it.

Or I can block you too. Go cry over someone that blocked you.

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Be my guest.

I don't care about crying whining kitties !

But I'm sure your scorpio would lol

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Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows

I broke up with my scorp because my bestie fell in love with him. And I forced him to date her for three months. It became something like "Did you call her?"

" if you won't talk to her I won't talk to you"

Then he got extremely annoyed with me and shouted at her and told her to get lost. Then we got back. Weird.

Did you ever had anything that didn't happened with your SCORPIO!

GOD so much drama !!

If you broke up with him why do you keep running your mouth about him everywhere Jesus fucking Christ

Lmaooo

I need to think on this one. If I do find something I will make sure to tell you.

Meanwhile stay in your lane.

Na! No thanks. Don't make a exception I'll find you blabbering about the person elsewhere

Are you sure you broke up with him, he didn't ran off in the opposite direction from your drama!!

Its fun to be like that here. People talk shit on dxp.

Get used to it.

Or I can block you too. Go cry over someone that blocked you.

Be my guest.

I don't care about crying whining kitties !

But I'm sure your scorpio would lol

Go cry about getting blocked.

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Told ya not over you lady.

Maybe over your SCORPIO ex who saved his was by saving his backside!

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Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows

I broke up with my scorp because my bestie fell in love with him. And I forced him to date her for three months. It became something like "Did you call her?"

" if you won't talk to her I won't talk to you"

Then he got extremely annoyed with me and shouted at her and told her to get lost. Then we got back. Weird.

You sound insecure af. Like, boiling rabbits insecure

and you are one to say that? Tbh, I didn't like him all that much.

Stop annoying me. You can't make me insecure. Even on your best day.

Your bestie falls in love with your bf and you punish HIM for it (bear in mind no one's even done anything wrong at this point) by practically FORCING him to "date" her because of what a insecure loon you are? Did it give you that false sense of control you so yearn for?

This is disgusting.

I didn't wanna date him then because i liked her more. Why shouldn't I ask him to talk to her?

Weren't you the guy who whined when you couldn't get a woman to be your gf?

Actually. FML

I have done that to few guys. I lose interest fast. But I did say no when I wanted the guy and told the girl to fuck off.

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You specifically said you FORCED him to date her for three months, either quit exaggerating or quit backpedaling.

And no, you must be talking about someone else. My current gf was practically stalking and bothering me for 6 months before I gave in lol.. so no girl problems here or that depends on how you see it i suppose

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Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows

I broke up with my scorp because my bestie fell in love with him. And I forced him to date her for three months. It became something like "Did you call her?"

" if you won't talk to her I won't talk to you"

Then he got extremely annoyed with me and shouted at her and told her to get lost. Then we got back. Weird.

You sound insecure af. Like, boiling rabbits insecure

and you are one to say that? Tbh, I didn't like him all that much.

Stop annoying me. You can't make me insecure. Even on your best day.

Your bestie falls in love with your bf and you punish HIM for it (bear in mind no one's even done anything wrong at this point) by practically FORCING him to "date" her because of what a insecure loon you are? Did it give you that false sense of control you so yearn for?

This is disgusting.

And no she is the one who asked me to get him for her. I was very casually about liking anyone. I was into studies.

So shut up.

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Hey I can't be held accountable for the stupid shit that comes out of your keyboard. It's not my job to make you not come off sounding all batshit crazy

No dxp man has ever broken up with anyone...

poor us 😢

Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows

And I checked your post history. You have whined about relationships too. So don't act like you are a smooth cookie.

Well good you found someone who was ready to have you.

Nah... I rarely disclose any details from my personal life, good or bad, especially regarding my relationships.

I have whined about relationships in general, things like "why to bishes want to jump into a relationship hardly knowing the guy?"

I have however never bitched about not being able to find a gf, you must be talking about some of the countless incels in here.. I didn't even get time to take a deep breath from my last relationship before I got sucked into a new one. You're just gonna have to accept you got the wrong guy, can your ego take it?

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No dxp man has ever broken up with anyone...

poor us 😢

Those that break up aren't on dxp lol

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those bastards!

Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows

Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows

And I checked your post history. You have whined about relationships too. So don't act like you are a smooth cookie.

Well good you found someone who was ready to have you.

Nah... I rarely disclose any details from my personal life, good or bad, especially regarding my relationships.

I have whined about relationships in general, things like "why to bishes want to jump into a relationship hardly knowing the guy?"

I have however never bitched about not being able to find a gf, you must be talking about some of the countless incels in here.. I didn't even get time to take a deep breath from my last relationship before I got sucked into a new one. You're just gonna have to accept you got the wrong guy, can your ego take it?

First thing, I didnt mean to follow you, I hit that button by mistake, I unfollowed you tho. I was gonna check your topics, I'm on my phone and cbf.

And yes it's you. About a Scorpio woman wanting to go with the flow and you wanted to be her bf.

My ego? If I'm wrong, I always accept my mistakes. I will check your topics and get back to you.

You have asked silly questions too. Most of us have, it's just that you are jaded about them because you havr been here for years. Eg. Your topic title - "is chemistry always felt both ways?" Cringeworthy right? Can your ego accept you have been like that? And you are like that even now?

It' easier to ask here than irl.

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Dude this was like literally almost a decade ago. And to you that translates I'm "unable to find a gf"? I actually even had a gf at the time so I wasn't really prepared to act out on it anyway. That came much later when I decided it was time to pull the plug

I also recall I had a profound interest in a Pisces that I couldn't move forward with cuz i just started seeing this girl. Ah, my first years on DXP... I was so lost and innocent back then, 😇 but only kind of.. i cringe about that period too but this was never about you being cringy, it's about you being a psycho controlfreak forcing your love interests to date your friends cuz i'm insecure !

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Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows

And I checked your post history. You have whined about relationships too. So don't act like you are a smooth cookie.

Well good you found someone who was ready to have you.

Nah... I rarely disclose any details from my personal life, good or bad, especially regarding my relationships.

I have whined about relationships in general, things like "why to bishes want to jump into a relationship hardly knowing the guy?"

I have however never bitched about not being able to find a gf, you must be talking about some of the countless incels in here.. I didn't even get time to take a deep breath from my last relationship before I got sucked into a new one. You're just gonna have to accept you got the wrong guy, can your ego take it?

First thing, I didnt mean to follow you, I hit that button by mistake, I unfollowed you tho. I was gonna check your topics, I'm on my phone and cbf.

And yes it's you. About a Scorpio woman wanting to go with the flow and you wanted to be her bf.

My ego? If I'm wrong, I always accept my mistakes. I will check your topics and get back to you.

You have asked silly questions too. Most of us have, it's just that you are jaded about them because you havr been here for years. Eg. Your topic title - "is chemistry always felt both ways?" Cringeworthy right? Can your ego accept you have been like that? And you are like that even now?

It' easier to ask here than irl.

Dude this was like literally almost a decade ago. And to you that translates I'm "unable to find a gf"? I actually even had a gf at the time so I wasn't really prepared to act out on it anyway. That came much later when I decided it was time to pull the plug

I also recall I had a profound interest in a Pisces that I couldn't move forward with cuz i just started seeing this girl. Ah, my first years on DXP... I was so lost and innocent back then, 😇 but only kind of.. i cringe about that period too but this was never about you being cringy, it's about you being a psycho controlfreak forcing my love interests to date my friends cuz i'm insecure !

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Is there a button to " love" instead of like!

LOLLLLLLSSSSSS

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they were 16. man, is it even fun for you? i don't get this at all.

This is literally her first entry in here, I mean learn to fucking elaborate. Or was she trying to come off all crazy like. I dont read minds

I broke up with my scorp because my bestie fell in love with him. And I forced him to date her for three months. It became something like "Did you call her?"

" if you won't talk to her I won't talk to you"

Then he got extremely annoyed with me and shouted at her and told her to get lost. Then we got back. Weird.

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Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows

Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows

And I checked your post history. You have whined about relationships too. So don't act like you are a smooth cookie.

Well good you found someone who was ready to have you.

Nah... I rarely disclose any details from my personal life, good or bad, especially regarding my relationships.

I have whined about relationships in general, things like "why to bishes want to jump into a relationship hardly knowing the guy?"

I have however never bitched about not being able to find a gf, you must be talking about some of the countless incels in here.. I didn't even get time to take a deep breath from my last relationship before I got sucked into a new one. You're just gonna have to accept you got the wrong guy, can your ego take it?

First thing, I didnt mean to follow you, I hit that button by mistake, I unfollowed you tho. I was gonna check your topics, I'm on my phone and cbf.

And yes it's you. About a Scorpio woman wanting to go with the flow and you wanted to be her bf.

My ego? If I'm wrong, I always accept my mistakes. I will check your topics and get back to you.

You have asked silly questions too. Most of us have, it's just that you are jaded about them because you havr been here for years. Eg. Your topic title - "is chemistry always felt both ways?" Cringeworthy right? Can your ego accept you have been like that? And you are like that even now?

It' easier to ask here than irl.

Dude this was like literally almost a decade ago. And to you that translates I'm "unable to find a gf"? I actually even had a gf at the time so I wasn't really prepared to act out on it anyway. That came much later when I decided it was time to pull the plug

I also recall I had a profound interest in a Pisces that I couldn't move forward with cuz i just started seeing this girl. Ah, my first years on DXP... I was so lost and innocent back then, 😇 but only kind of.. i cringe about that period too but this was never about you being cringy, it's about you being a psycho controlfreak forcing my love interests to date my friends cuz i'm insecure !

Is there a button to " love" instead of like!

LOLLLLLLSSSSSS

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What about it is there to love?

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Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows

Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows

And I checked your post history. You have whined about relationships too. So don't act like you are a smooth cookie.

Well good you found someone who was ready to have you.

Nah... I rarely disclose any details from my personal life, good or bad, especially regarding my relationships.

I have whined about relationships in general, things like "why to bishes want to jump into a relationship hardly knowing the guy?"

I have however never bitched about not being able to find a gf, you must be talking about some of the countless incels in here.. I didn't even get time to take a deep breath from my last relationship before I got sucked into a new one. You're just gonna have to accept you got the wrong guy, can your ego take it?

First thing, I didnt mean to follow you, I hit that button by mistake, I unfollowed you tho. I was gonna check your topics, I'm on my phone and cbf.

And yes it's you. About a Scorpio woman wanting to go with the flow and you wanted to be her bf.

My ego? If I'm wrong, I always accept my mistakes. I will check your topics and get back to you.

You have asked silly questions too. Most of us have, it's just that you are jaded about them because you havr been here for years. Eg. Your topic title - "is chemistry always felt both ways?" Cringeworthy right? Can your ego accept you have been like that? And you are like that even now?

It' easier to ask here than irl.

Dude this was like literally almost a decade ago. And to you that translates I'm "unable to find a gf"? I actually even had a gf at the time so I wasn't really prepared to act out on it anyway. That came much later when I decided it was time to pull the plug

I also recall I had a profound interest in a Pisces that I couldn't move forward with cuz i just started seeing this girl. Ah, my first years on DXP... I was so lost and innocent back then, 😇 but only kind of.. i cringe about that period too but this was never about you being cringy, it's about you being a psycho controlfreak forcing my love interests to date my friends cuz i'm insecure !

Is there a button to " love" instead of like!

LOLLLLLLSSSSSS

What about it is there to love?

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Reasoning and explanation.

I like a good thought process

I'm too boring, I never broke up with anyone for any weird reason. Never been broken up with for a weird reason either, I need to step up my game

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My mother broke up with her first boyfriend because their relationships was basically perfect and they both came to the conclusion they also wanted to see the other more broken sides of romance and love.

That is a weird reason? Did they ever got together again?

Because she looks and talks like my mother.

Because she looks and talks like my mother.

Because she looks and talks like my mother.

Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows

Idgaf about your love life or the lack of it.

Then why are you going through my 'love life' of 10 years ago?

men break up because they want to go with another woman and women break up because they "get bored"

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men break up because they want to go with another woman and women break up because they "get bored"

i have a theory that most of marriages break up just cause people are bored with each other, but that's not cool to say, so they make up excuses like she was demanding or he was lazy or what not, and make up serious issues to have a "legit" reason to go away.

but the stinky milk ewww.

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it was probably a cat that peed on the top and she accused him of not cleaning his milk

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Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows

Idgaf about your love life or the lack of it.

Then why are you going through my 'love life' of 10 years ago?

To prove that you were a whiney ass too.

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How's that being whiney ass and what would being a whiney ass have to do with me calling you a loon with control issues?

Remember, this thing started with you recalling me as being 'that undateable guy' as a response to me calling you cray cray, I begged to differ bc if there's one issue I've always had it's staying single.. then to prove your memory right you go and dig something from 10 years ago that hardly constitutes as anything remotely associated to whatever you were trying to prove initially.



But plz let's keep this downward spiral going I've got all Sunday lol

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Posted by enfant_terrible

I'm too boring, I never broke up with anyone for any weird reason. Never been broken up with for a weird reason either, I need to step up my game

but you are in a rl with your stalker. lmao

so weird reasons to get in a rl?

someone was stealing my dirty pants. and now we are happily married.

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I suppose that depends on your definition of stalker.

Why do people always fight in my threads, it’s because I’m fan of Jim morrison or what 😔💔

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Why do people always fight in my threads, it’s because I’m fan of Jim morrison or what 😔💔

It's because it lights their🔥

Lol

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Posted by Haruuka



Why do people always fight in my threads, it’s because I’m fan of Jim morrison or what 😔💔

it's not you, trust me.

better topic would be weirdest reasons you got involved with someone.

that's some sick serious shit no one wants to talk about. i bet not one of my gfs actually like their husbands. but 35 is 35. better to leave that to your parents. arraigned marriages are way better.

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Haha if I'd left my marriage partner up to my parents, I'd have ended up with some bloke who worked in a bank, had neat short hair and a suit and tie and would most likely end up boring me to death. No one has the right to choose a partner for anyone...it really says to the person "you're not capable of making life choices" 🙄

No thanks....!

My first bf broke up with me because I changed the signature on my cell phone to "Black hearted" and my wallpaper to black after an argument. The next day after band practice it was over.

Smh.. Good times 😅😂

He's a cancer