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What makes a person a douche or douchess?
jimmy fallon
Posted by HouseCleaning
jimmy fallon
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!! Lol Omigod. I'm struggling to breath on that one. (sigh). Bout time somone did one.
Posted by strudel
i'm pretty sure bmw is the douchebag car.
Wait a minute dude I own a BMW. Omigod, I might be a douche. I have to get myself checked out. Does owning a earlier model count? Cuz I own a 2002 BMW 3.1.8i.
I'm a Douchess because I love my new Merc!!
Yes! I'm not a douche. Screw the M series.
Damn. Weird.
Posted by strudel
i'm pretty sure bmw is the douchebag car.
Im a certified douchebag
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Is it the fact they drive a scion, pay with checks, make fun of your mom and have the nerve to visit her up close and personal, have sex with inanimate objects, pop their collar, getting a tan, and spreading diseases without shame, wear bougie ass clothing?