what names would you give to your children?

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by firebunny on Monday, May 26, 2014 and has 34 replies.

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Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot

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Posted by firebunny
Mine are

Boy

Alec Jacques

Girl

Pixie

Hate to break it to you, but your little firebunnies will be destined to be porn stars with those atrocious names.

Yeah...I immediately thought of Pixie Stix.

That's why I brought up the porn names.

Damn catfish accounts, let's all post together at the same time.

Sync is the way to go.

Shhhh! Quick...let's hide our posts before they get screenshots and carry us around in their profile on the internetz in the form of sockpuppets.

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Too late! They have warp speed time condenser and alternator at their disposal! They know everything! We're screwed 😢

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I wanted to name my son William Robert. It's a very nice distinguished sounding name. His mother was on board until she realized the resulting nickname. I almost had a Billy Bob... Dammit!

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Posted by SanchoMuyTerrible

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My baby nephew is named Paxton. What do you all think of this name?

Sounds like a spoiled rich white kid.

He is lol. Pax to me sounds Asian.

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A name would have to be obviously asain for me to guess that...like rascistly so. I've lived all over th US and known lots of types of people. Some names are too generic to guess anything, Mark, Brian, Stephen, Micheal...etc. Some are so ethnically influenced it's a dead give away.
I never met a Mexican named tyshaun or lee hwang. 😄

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Gobshite isn't necessarily speaking lowly about wanting and raising a child. He's talking shit about the fact that we as a society have been conditioned to reproduce even while children may not fit into our life style s only because it is expected. This conditioning has led to many children being raised poorly and left broken in some way or another, in many cases unwilling to make the right decisions and spawning even more broken people. And at the rate we're going it's no surprise. But still scary.

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I have a nephew and I love him dearly. He's the only baby I need right now. lol I would prefer to be married before I decide to bring another life in this world. Stability should be considered before having a child, but things happen and some people can't help their situation. I know a chick who had 2 kids at my age and still graduate from college with her BS and MBA and landed a nice paying gig. She had her first child when she was 13. I love seeing women overcome obstacles that many believe they won't be able to. I'm all for girl power. ^__^