What Question should you Never ask a Woman?

Any thoughts?

"Why are you yelling?.."

"Why am I yelling?! WHY AM I YELLING?!"

"What are you?"

Was it good for you baby?

What are you mixed with?
(mainly questions reserved for chicks with melanin lol)

Never understood why people have such issue with this question.

Are you pregnant? (UNLESS ITS COMPLETELY OBVIOUS, but even then I'd be cautious)

Do you want to go to the gym?

Do you want a piece of gum?

Do you still love your ex?

Can I put it in your butt?

Can I touch your boobs?

Want to be fuck buddies?

Don't you think a restaurant with one serving would be better?

Are you on your period.

Have we seen "Are those real?" yet?

Can I screw your friend?

"So how many months are you?"

"..."

"?"

"I'm not pregnant..."

"Oh..."

"..." *death glare*

"..." *walks away*

Hmmm thats a question I would ask just to be sure. As you said you never know. Best to ask then to find out.....the hard way.

" Are you PMSing?"
Seriously if youw ant to piss a woman off and I mean really unleash the gates of hell go ask her.

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Posted by beautifulsoul74
Can I screw your friend?

Would be rage-inducing to hear from a significant other, but any other man? i wouldn't catch any feelings from it. my instinctive response is "why don't you just ask him/her?" lol

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I though of that lol. But I don't think most women would want to hear it strightforwardl. I've seen many a men(boys?) get their egos get tossed into the verbal abyss from asking that question

Does going to the GYN turn you on?

My friends husband actually asked her this!! He really thought it was a turn on for women to get a pelvic exam!!!!

1) Do you masturbate?

2) Do you have any sex toys at home?

3) Was I/it good? (Please don't ask unless you really want the answer)!

4) Do you ever fake an orgasm when you're with me? Really...really? Why yes, about 40% of the time.