When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not

So I met this guy at a party. He told me he's part Polish... and so I opened up to him that Poland is one of the countries that I wanna visit coz, as I've told him, the buildings there loook beautiful and exquisite, and I've seen a picture of Polish women

...for sexual frustration! Have you ever found piece of dried up cheese and felt like you have to have it? To cure your whatevers... Hmm

I have a friend who is 20 years old and she’s a drag queen like me and she lives with her mother and two siblings and they all live in a house that the mother rents and the rent is $500 a week. My friends grandmother died about 3 months ago and her mum

Post a clip of your favorite comic's stand up routine

Which would you have if you could choose? Post vids! Me Russian! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDjODvzJt4o

have you ever felt like your life has become so fucking shitty that the apocalypse has already happened, but you're just so submerged in evil you hadn't even noticed it....

Out of the 247 awards ideas submitted, pick 42 you'd most like to see Please post all 42 in post and try to pick awards where you actually can think of at least three people who would stand a chance at winning. It's about competition, not inside jokes

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