@Damnata
16 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo
Awards Nominations - The Vote
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Full list:
1) Biggest Try Hard
2) Fakest User
3) Most Loyal Friend
4) Most Bitter User
5) Most Likely to be Found Dead in an Alley
6) Most Likely to Dump a Dead DXPer in an Alley
7) Most Likely to Show Up in a Random PornHub Search
8) User with the most fibrous dumps
9) Newbie of the year
10) User most likely to become a filter
11) Whitest DXP personality/ Regina George Award
12) Hus dis? It’s me cliche award
13) "It's 106 in My Pullen Chart, doe" Award for Wannabe Scorpio
14) Member you would give a face sitting to at Ikea
15) Member you would get a face sitting from at Ikea
16) User most likely to be in a cult
17) Most likely to be a catfish
18) The most pitiful user
19) The most delusional user
20) The most wisest user
21) The most direct user
22) Sorriest Sumcookiemonster of the decade
23) Sorriest "Robin" of the decade
24) Sorriest Wannabes of the decade
25) Sorriest Man-hater of the year
26) Stinkiest Vulva of the known world
27) Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom
28) Warrior Princess of the year
29) Should Never Be Allowed To Procreate
30) Comeback of the Year
31) Sexiest treetrunk of the century
32) Most Likely To Grab You By The kitty 2017
33) User most likely typing from a stolen phone hence grammar and spelling errors
34) Biggest Braggart aka the Bruce Willis in Unbreakable Award
35) User most likely to be caged in a zoo by mistake aka the Taylor Lautner Award
36) Most likely to steal a pair of chanclas
37) PM Lothario Award
38) PMslut Award
39) Music lover award
40) Sexy beast award/ The Vincent Cassel award
41) Troll of the year award
42) Most likely to be terramine's father
43) Most dramatic user
44) Best sense of humor
45) Most likely to win "this ands aint loyal" award
46) User That Never Makes Any Sense/ Most random user
47) Shade thread of the year
48) Getthoest user
49) Voted off DXP -award
50) Brokeback Mountain Award (Gayest DXP couple, real or perceived)
51) The Casper Award (user that posts once and then disappears)
52) The Train wreck Thread Award (As always)
53) The "Who Let Rainman Access a Keyboard?" Award (most autistic user). We could also call it the "Rick and Morty Award"
54) The "Race is All I Got Award" (most racist user)
55) Biggest DXP Feud
56) User most likely posting from a public library
57) Most likely to post wushu slow mo vids on their dating website profile
58) Biggest butter-Stirrer/ Dxper most likely to be eating popcorn and watching drama while the house burns down.
59) The Maruchan Ramen Award for Poorest User/ User most likely living off your tax dollars award
60) Most likely to be a North Korean spy/ Most likely to be kim jong un's nephew
61) Most Petty
62) Most likely to pay for sex
63) The Fatal Attraction Award - User (or users) most likely to obsess over a user they claim to dislike
64) User Mostly Likely to be Blocked
65) User with the Biggest Blocked List
66) The Amateur Armchair Psychologist Award- user most likely to accuse others of having personality disorders & least likely to be qualified in doing so
67) Biggest Twat (figuratively)
68) Biggest Twat (literally)/ YouHoor award
69) Member Most Likely to low key be a Reality TV Star
70) Female user with the fattest ass award
71) Most likely to be the spawn of Satan
72) Best Cancer Man Left Me Topic
73) Best Is She/He Into Me Topic
74) Best Scorpio Girl Topic
75) Best Out Of The Space User
76) Male user with the most pm's from infinite88
77) Best Looksmaxed
78) Worst Looksmaxed
79) Best fraction facial avi
80) DXPs most eligible bachelor
81) DXPs most eligible bachelorette
82) DXPs Hottest Mom
83) DXPs Hottest Dad
84) DXPs Most Hated
85) DXPs Most Benevolent
86) DXPer with excel sheets on users
87) DXPer with the most receipts
88) DXPs most dramatic PMs made public fight of 2017
89) DXPer most likely to hop on a plane to meet you after pm'ing you
90) DXPer most likely to scream rape (fake)
91) DXPer most likely to be criminally insane
92) DXPer most likely to have women chained in his basement
93) Best user to run an awards thread
94) Man eater turned vegan of the year
95) User who really is about that life award
96) User whose teeth probably smell like butter award
97) The actual astrologer award.
98) Best Oldtimer
99) Friends Category- Vote who's Rachel, Ross, Phoebe, Joe, Chandler, Monica
100) Best Shade Thrower 2017
101) Best DXP Relationship 2017
102) Lamest Fight
103) User you'd like to be your best friend
104) User you'd like to treetrunk
105) User you'd like to pretend kill
106) User you'd like to marry
107) Cro Magnon Award for most jawmaxed... without looking like its a borderline underbite
108) Most likely to accuse the host and process of being unfair.
109) Moistest User
110) Best discreet usage of chanclas award
111) User most likely to toss your salad
112) Best firecrotch
113) Best Fire Sign Male
114) Best Fire Sign Female
115) Best Earth Sign Male
116) Best Earth Sign Female
117) Best Air Sign Male
118) Best Air Sign Female
119) Best Water Sign Male
120) Best Water Sign Female
121) Best Aries female
122) Best Aries male
123) Best Taurus Male
124) Best Taurus Female
125) Best Gemini Male
126) Best Gemini Female
127) Best cancer Male
128) Best Cancer Female
129) Best Leo Male
130) Best Leo Female
131) Best Virgo Male
132) Best Virgo Female
133) Best Libra Male
134) Best Libra Female
135) Best Scorpio Male
136) Best Scorpio Female
137) Best Sagittarius Male
138) Best Sagittarius Female
139) Best Capricorn Male
140) Best CapriCorn Female
141) Best Aquarius Male
142) Best Aquarius Female
143) Best Pisces Male
144) Best Pisces Female
145) Best fire moon
146) Best water moon
147) Best air moon
148) Best earth moon
149) Most passive aggressive
150) Most positive user
151) Person who always makes you smile
152) Askhole of the year
153) alpha award
154) Neediest person of the year
155) Most vain person of the year
156) Vampire of dxp
157) Jed award
158) Gay Daddy award
159) Golden taco award
160) Best pickle wrapper
161) Most likely to find pickle wrapping aesthetically pleasing
162) User most likely to find happiness with a calculator
163) R-E-S-P-E-C-T Gal of the Year
164) Biggest gossip
165) User most likely to suck on your chanclas during foreplay
166) The Award for the most bleeps
167) User most likely to beat dxpers with chanclas
168) The most miserable negative bugger
169) User Most Likely to Befriend an Underage Girl Because Women Their Age Can't Stand Them Award
170) Pizza Pen Pal Award to the user who has hit on cloudy and fragrance and other minors (dastard?) the most.
171) Charles Manson's Heir to being a Scorpio Stereotype Award.
172) Least Decorative Turkey Award
173) Best crazy ranter
174) Best third tier gif
175) Dxp member who talks to you with the bathroom door open / overshare award
176) Nice Person Award
177) Greatest Dad in the World
178) Best First Tier
179) Best Second Tier
180) Best Third Tier
181) Best Multiple Account User
182) Best Split Personality
183) Biggest Lurker
184) Best rage delete
185) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign
186) Most untypical user for their sun sign
187) Best mars sign
188) Best moon sign feuds
189) Most misunderstood user
190) Most overrated user
191) Star sign that has surprised you the most (positively)
192) Inspiring user of the year (unexpected)
193) Most barren eggs/ Most cats award
194) The Connie bleep Award
195) Best Banned Cancer Female
196) Most likely to have some type of abomination of an erotic affair with a stapler
197) User most likely to be that one mom who always calls the cops
198) Best genitalia award
199) Best Nobody award
200) The user most likely to just like me themselves to the Scorpio board.
201) Most Demure Aries Award
202) The Taurus Harem Accumulation Award
203) The Best What Do You Appreciate About Geminis Thread Award
204) The Most Blocked Cancer Award
205) Vote For Any Leo Award
206) Best Virgo Servicing Award
207) Which Libra Reminds You of Your Ex Award
208) Best Scorpio Genitals Award
209) Capricorn That Took The Most L's Award
210) Most Typical Aquarius Award
211) Funniest Pisces Award
212) The worst nickname award
213) Most moronic debate of the year award.
214) Best moon walker
215) Shortest hair
216) Longest hair
217) Most dandruff
218) Greasiest roots
219) Baldcel Award
220) User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From
221) User most likely to spike your cortisol
222) Hottest man tits
223) User most likely to be the leader of a new religious movement
224) User most likely to be a Half Natty
225) Minion award
226) Asskisser of the year award
227) Most surprising gender reveal award
228) User who uses the "likes" button too much
229) Dxp Donkey
230) Geekiest DXP'er award.
231) User Always Giving Bad Information
232) User most likely to sing love songs about his ex in the shower with a shampoo bottle as a mic
233) Most likely to smack a cookiemonster up User
234) Biggest Snoop Dogg Smokeathon User
235) Internet Tough Guy
236) Biggest Virgo Hater
237) Kitten avatar of the year award
238) “They’re going places” award
239) Most wholesome
240) Biggest balls
241) Most Edgiest/ Most teen angst
242) User who gives way too many treetrunks/ Biggest overposter that needs to step outdoors once in awhile User
243) DXP Novelist
244) User Who Thinks They Are Funny But They Are Not
245) User who gives the zeroest treetrunks/ Most apathetic
246) That one user you want to like, but are still on the fence about because you're not sure when their crazy ass might turn on you at any given second
247) Best boobs
Results:
45 awards:
Newbie of the year - 19 votes
Best sense of humor - 19 votes
Wisest user - 18 votes
Troll of the year - 16 votes
Biggest DXP Feud - 13 votes
Actual astrologer award - 13 votes
Biggest Try Hard - 12 votes
Train Wreck Award - 12 votes
User most likely to be blocked - 12 votes
Most likely to be a catfish - 11 votes
Most direct user - 11 votes
Most dramatic user - 11 votes
User That Never Makes Any Sense/ Most random user - 11 votes
Biggest butter-Stirrer/ Dxper most likely to be eating popcorn and watching drama while the house burns down. - 11 votes
Best Cancer female - 11 votes
Best Virgo male - 11 votes
Best Virgo female - 11 votes
Best Capricorn male - 11 votes
Inspiring user of the year (unexpected) - 11 votes
User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From - 11 votes
The most delusional user - 10 votes
Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom - 10 votes
Best Earth Sign Male - 10 votes
Best Earth Sign Female - 10 votes
Best Water Sign Female - 10 votes
Best Aries female -10 votes
Best Aries male -10 votes
Best Taurus Male - 10 votes
Best Taurus Female -10 votes
Best Gemini Male -10 votes
Best Gemini Female - 10 votes
Best Cancer Male - 10 votes
Best Leo Male - 10 votes
Best Leo Female - 10 votes
Best Libra Male - 10 votes
Best Libra Female - 10 votes
Best Scorpio Male - 10 votes
Best Scorpio Female - 10 votes
Best Sagittarius Male - 10 votes
Best Sagittarius Female - 10 votes
Best CapriCorn Female - 10 votes
Best Aquarius Male - 10 votes
Best Aquarius Female - 10 votes
Best Pisces Male - 10 votes
Best Pisces Female - 10 votes
We'll start voting Monday the 11th of December at 9 AM central time and we will end Sunday the 17th of December, 9PM central time
In the mean time, you all have a week to blackmail / flatter/ send nudes/ ask for nudes/ send points/ ask for points/ offer readings/ hit on/ compliment/ cajole/ befriend/ threaten/ manipulate/ beg / plead/ hook up with fellow DXPers to convince them to vote for you or not vote for you. I'll be around waiting for @SkiesAfire to answer his PMs.
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wow that list =/
Posted by TheRabbit
I don't think anyone needs to vote in the best male or female sun sign categories. Those should be automatic.
Well, no. Whatever people want to see is what they will get.
Posted by TheRabbit
I don't think anyone needs to vote in the best male or female sun sign categories. Those should be automatic.
It's why I asked that question in the thread and listed them, because if it wasn't in that thread, they didn't get added. Now folks need to vote on them if they want them in the 42.
Posted by LePetitFisk
Damnata... are you serious? This is way too many to get it down to 42. Is there a way we can eliminate some (or a lot) of the categories to make the selection more efficient?
Everyone picks 42 they most want to see.
Then I count the votes and tadah, we have 42 awards.
Can't eliminate any because they were ideas submitted by people.
Posted by edgelord
Posted by Damnata
Posted by TheRabbit
I don't think anyone needs to vote in the best male or female sun sign categories. Those should be automatic.
Well, no. Whatever people want to see is what they will get.
why aren't they automatic though? you have to use 3845093485093485 spaces for those then instead of just having them automatic and choosing other things?
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Because I don't have a crystal ball to know exactly what the majority of dxp wants and it's fair for people to decide on what awards they want.
You want sun signs, vote them in. You want chanclas, vote them in.
175) Dxp member who talks to you with the bathroom door open / overshare award
@therabbit is perfect for this, while I am at it.
if you're too lazy to pick 42 categories, then just don't vote jeezuz
I will eventually get to 42 here but....
121) Best Aries female
122) Best Aries male
123) Best Taurus Male
124) Best Taurus Female
125) Best Gemini Male
126) Best Gemini Female
127) Best cancer Male
128) Best Cancer Female
129) Best Leo Male
130) Best Leo Female
131) Best Virgo Male
132) Best Virgo Female
133) Best Libra Male
134) Best Libra Female
135) Best Scorpio Male
136) Best Scorpio Female
137) Best Sagittarius Male
138) Best Sagittarius Female
139) Best Capricorn Male
140) Best CapriCorn Female
141) Best Aquarius Male
142) Best Aquarius Female
143) Best Pisces Male
144) Best Pisces Female
I think these should obviously be put in. Sorry but I cant do all 42 off the bat. But this is a given to me that should be included in the 42, but need to be voted on 😄
Imo 247 pieces of paper numbered from 1 to 247 into a box then draw out 42 and let fate decide.
Posted by TheRabbit
Posted by justagirl
Posted by TheRabbit
I don't think anyone needs to vote in the best male or female sun sign categories. Those should be automatic.
It's why I asked that question in the thread and listed them, because if it wasn't in that thread, they didn't get added. Now folks need to vote on them if they want them in the 42.
This reminds of filing any pleading in a liberal-leaning state or county. More hoops to jump through and more levels of bureaucracy.
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Murica bout to learn about democracy in this topic.
Posted by Damnata
Posted by TheRabbit
Posted by justagirl
Posted by TheRabbit
I don't think anyone needs to vote in the best male or female sun sign categories. Those should be automatic.
It's why I asked that question in the thread and listed them, because if it wasn't in that thread, they didn't get added. Now folks need to vote on them if they want them in the 42.
This reminds of filing any pleading in a liberal-leaning state or county. More hoops to jump through and more levels of bureaucracy.
Murica bout to learn about democracy in this topic.
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Ohhh Lordy 😂
Posted by OrGasMe
I don’t care for Virgo lists.But I’m hoping DXP behind the scenes will put me in the running for biggest Tryhard. I know I’m likely neck and neck with @itsmeRoman but I’ve tried REALLY HARD this year.
Also helping people to rage delete has got to count for something!
Dxp needs ‘DXP behind the scenes’ awards.
Someone for the love of good lord baby Jesus assassinate my character; I beg you!!
I'm here for you.
I appreciate the effort, I'll bite.
1) Biggest Try Hard
3) Most Loyal Friend
4) Most Bitter User
9) Newbie of the year
16) User most likely to be in a cult
17) Most likely to be a catfish
19) The most delusional user
20) The most wisest user
21) The most direct user
27) Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom
28) Warrior Princess of the year
29) Should Never Be Allowed To Procreate
31) Sexiest treetrunk of the century
33) User most likely typing from a stolen phone hence grammar and spelling errors
34) Biggest Braggart aka the Bruce Willis in Unbreakable Award
39) Music lover award
40) Sexy beast award/ The Vincent Cassel award
41) Troll of the year award
43) Most dramatic user
44) Best sense of humor
46) User That Never Makes Any Sense/ Most random user
48) Getthoest user
51) The Casper Award (user that posts once and then disappears)
55) Biggest DXP Feud
58) Biggest butter-Stirrer/ Dxper most likely to be eating popcorn and watching drama while the house burns down.
61) Most Petty
62) Most likely to pay for sex
63) The Fatal Attraction Award - User (or users) most likely to obsess over a user they claim to dislike
64) User Mostly Likely to be Blocked
65) User with the Biggest Blocked List
66) The Amateur Armchair Psychologist Award- user most likely to accuse others of having personality disorders & least likely to be qualified in doing so
113) Best Fire Sign Male
114) Best Fire Sign Female
115) Best Earth Sign Male
116) Best Earth Sign Female
117) Best Air Sign Male
118) Best Air Sign Female
119) Best Water Sign Male
120) Best Water Sign Female
185) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign
186) Most untypical user for their sun sign
192) Inspiring user of the year (unexpected)
Posted by Chuckcem
I appreciate the effort, I'll bite.1) Biggest Try Hard
3) Most Loyal Friend
4) Most Bitter User
9) Newbie of the year
16) User most likely to be in a cult
17) Most likely to be a catfish
19) The most delusional user
20) The most wisest user
21) The most direct user
27) Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom
28) Warrior Princess of the year
29) Should Never Be Allowed To Procreate
31) Sexiest treetrunk of the century
33) User most likely typing from a stolen phone hence grammar and spelling errors
34) Biggest Braggart aka the Bruce Willis in Unbreakable Award
39) Music lover award
40) Sexy beast award/ The Vincent Cassel award
41) Troll of the year award
43) Most dramatic user
44) Best sense of humor
46) User That Never Makes Any Sense/ Most random user
48) Getthoest user
51) The Casper Award (user that posts once and then disappears)
55) Biggest DXP Feud
58) Biggest butter-Stirrer/ Dxper most likely to be eating popcorn and watching drama while the house burns down.
61) Most Petty
62) Most likely to pay for sex
63) The Fatal Attraction Award - User (or users) most likely to obsess over a user they claim to dislike
64) User Mostly Likely to be Blocked
65) User with the Biggest Blocked List
66) The Amateur Armchair Psychologist Award- user most likely to accuse others of having personality disorders & least likely to be qualified in doing so
113) Best Fire Sign Male
114) Best Fire Sign Female
115) Best Earth Sign Male
116) Best Earth Sign Female
117) Best Air Sign Male
118) Best Air Sign Female
119) Best Water Sign Male
120) Best Water Sign Female
185) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign
186) Most untypical user for their sun sign
192) Inspiring user of the year (unexpected)
I'm going to just say ditto and save myself the trauma of looking through that shitty list over and over again.
I pick this same list.
So that's 2 votes for every award on his list.
..i have to look through all of these lol
Posted by SkiesAfire
..i have to look through all of these lol
Enough time til Sunday.
Think about it, you will fulfill your "read a book" new year's resolution for 2017.
In s language a Virgo understands: processing......
Posted by SkiesAfire
..i have to look through all of these lol
Na take it from a person who's been finding loopholes and taking the easy way out from day 1. Just find someone else who made a list and agree with it lol.
Or do what's right and make up you own list. People can't copy other people's lists if no one makes them to begin with!
42) Most likely to be terramine's father
232) User most likely to sing love songs about his ex in the shower with a shampoo bottle as a mic
222) Hottest man tits
197) User most likely to be that one mom who always calls the cops
213) Most moronic debate of the year award.
36) Most likely to steal a pair of chanclas
173) Best crazy ranter
157) jed award
52) The Train wreck Thread Award (As always)
62) Most likely to pay for sex
113) Best Fire Sign Male
114) Best Fire Sign Female
115) Best Earth Sign Male
116) Best Earth Sign Female
117) Best Air Sign Male
118) Best Air Sign Female
119) Best Water Sign Male
120) Best Water Sign Female
121) Best Aries female
122) Best Aries male
123) Best Taurus Male
124) Best Taurus Female
125) Best Gemini Male
126) Best Gemini Female
127) Best cancer Male
128) Best Cancer Female
129) Best Leo Male
130) Best Leo Female
131) Best Virgo Male
132) Best Virgo Female
133) Best Libra Male
134) Best Libra Female
135) Best Scorpio Male
136) Best Scorpio Female
137) Best Sagittarius Male
138) Best Sagittarius Female
139) Best Capricorn Male
140) Best CapriCorn Female
141) Best Aquarius Male
142) Best Aquarius Female
143) Best Pisces Male
144) Best Pisces Female
Posted by edgelord
@xbrucecampbellx is old enough to be terramine's father. what exactly were you doing all those years ago, bruce?
even fits the "like father, like son" part cuz they both have pisces moons.
damnata, you're dealing with little autistic children here, so just ask people to eliminate as many awards as they can, and take what's left and take the final decision yourself.
Not everybody has the processing power of our axis
okay I went through the list pretty fast and I reckon you should not have included the obvious joke suggestions, and also could have eliminated a lot of very similar ones (for example I spotted at least 5 "nicest user award")
And why did you make little addendums to some awards like what you added after "zeroest fucks"? it doesn't even make sense.
Posted by hydorah
okay I went through the list pretty fast and I reckon you should not have included the obvious joke suggestions, and also could have eliminated a lot of very similar ones (for example I spotted at least 5 "nicest user award")And why did you make little addendums to some awards like what you added after "zeroest fucks"? it doesn't even make sense.
I wouldn't have included the obvious jokes but they were submitted as suggestions so on the list they go.
Was supposed to be something like 287...but 40 or so were repeats. I know what you mean about the "nicest user award" but the nuance differs. Those weren't addendums lol, I used "/" for awards that were repeats, won't use that after they are voted...i'll find a more to the point title. Mainly so people know what those awards are about..and in some cases you had the posters who proposed them explain them in paranthesis.
Here is my list, arranged by category. I recomend that you, who reads this post and don't want to do that job, just follow my vote.
===perceived user quality ===
1) Biggest Try Hard
2) Fakest User
20) The most wisest user
41) Troll of the year award
44) Best sense of humor
53) The "Who Let Rainman Access a Keyboard?" Award (most autistic user). We could also call it the "Rick and Morty Award"
58) Biggest butter-Stirrer/ Dxper most likely to be eating popcorn and watching drama while the house burns down.
100) Best Shade Thrower 2017
155) Most vain person of the year
171) Charles Manson's Heir to being a Scorpio Stereotype Award.
185) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign
226) Asskisser of the year award
228) User who uses the "likes" button too much
244) User Who Thinks They Are Funny But They Are Not
245) User who gives the zeroest treetrunks
===measurable user quality===
9) Newbie of the year
31) Sexiest treetrunk of the century
37) PM Lothario Award
82) DXPs Hottest Mom
83) DXPs Hottest Dad
97) The actual astrologer award.
173) Best crazy ranter
221) User most likely to spike your cortisol
225) Minion award
247) Best boobs
===user interactions===
47) Shade thread of the year
50) Brokeback Mountain Award (Gayest DXP couple, real or perceived)
52) The Train wreck Thread Award (As always)
55) Biggest DXP Feud
101) Best DXP Relationship 2017
102) Lamest Fight
213) Most moronic debate of the year award.
===joke categories===
7) Most Likely to Show Up in a Random PornHub Search
11) Whitest DXP personality/ Regina George Award
35) User most likely to be caged in a zoo by mistake aka the Taylor Lautner Award
36) Most likely to steal a pair of chanclas
86) DXPer with excel sheets on users
89) DXPer most likely to hop on a plane to meet you after pm'ing you
108) Most likely to accuse the host and process of being unfair.
109) Moistest User
157) Jed award
197) User most likely to be that one mom who always calls the cops
Last year I said I’d nominate people and then I never did. So I’ll make a small effort this time, lol.
3) most loyal friend
4) most bitter user
9) newbie of the year
16) user most likely to be in a cult
20) the most wisest user
21) the most direct user
28) warrior princess of the year
30) comeback of the year
34) biggest braggart aka the Brice Willis in Unbreakable award
39) music lover award
40) sexy beast award/ the Vincent Cassel award
41) troll of the year
44) best sense of humor
46) User that never makes any sense award
52) Train wreck thread of the year
55) Biggest DXP feud
97) the actual astrologer award (good job whoever came up with this one 👍)
103) User you’d like to be your best friend
113) through )120 Best Fire, Earth, Air and Water signs for male and female (
145) through 148) Best Fire, Earth, Air and Water Moon award
150) most positive user
159) golden taco award (whatever that is, lol)
173) Best crazy ranter
175) User who will talk to you with the bathroom door open/ overshare award
185) Most stereotypical user for there sun sign award
191) star sign (Sun I think?) that’s surprised you the most in a positive way
192) insipiring user of the year award (unexpected)
199) best nobody award
220) User you’re most excited to get a notification from
235) internet tough guy
238) they’re going places award
245) User who gives the zeroest tree trunks/ most apathetic
I think that’s 42. I’d still like to add User who most likely owns the most Converse award 😬
Posted by RedemptionSong
I say we skip choosing categories and just give the trophies out. The winners are already picked. It's a courtesy vote.
Deja vu with saying the following because I've said it so many times to your sun sign lmao but here it goes:
"Have some faith"
Basically don't let your Sun ruin your Moon.
Posted by DonumDei
Heh... of course I had to eff up the quoting! *gives up*
It's alright lol I can understand.
lmao @ painful to read. in my defense I was giving you all time til Sunday, didn't have to rush like you all have fire moon and mars lol.
We should pick only ten categories.
There are not that many winners anyway, tiziani, fisk, etc...
Posted by edgelord
@Damnata is it okay if we just quote someone and agree with their list? or do we need to copy and paste the list for it to count as our vote?
It's ok to quote but say more than just "I agree" which is basically a nod. Something like "These are my votes too" so I know to add +1 to all.
Posted by hydorah
We should pick only ten categories.There are not that many winners anyway, tiziani, fisk, etc...
well aparently you're winning best selfie lmao.
Posted by tiziani
Posted by hydorah
We should pick only ten categories.There are not that many winners anyway, tiziani, fisk, etc...
I can't be nominated or win any awards. Been like that for years.
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Actually you can and you will.
My turn to skip all that.
Posted by tiziani
Posted by Damnata
Posted by tiziani
Posted by hydorah
We should pick only ten categories.There are not that many winners anyway, tiziani, fisk, etc...
I can't be nominated or win any awards. Been like that for years.
Actually you can and you will.
My turn to skip all that.
Hey, I don't make the rules.
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I know, that's why I'm letting you know.
Posted by tiziani
Posted by Damnata
Posted by tiziani
Posted by Damnata
Posted by tiziani
Posted by hydorah
We should pick only ten categories.There are not that many winners anyway, tiziani, fisk, etc...
I can't be nominated or win any awards. Been like that for years.
Actually you can and you will.
My turn to skip all that.
Hey, I don't make the rules.
I know, that's why I'm letting you know.
I understand, thanks for letting me know. No hard feelings. I tried to get them to change it but they just insist I can't be nommed. I'll be there in spirit.
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There is no "them". Refer back to my "I am the Russians" post.
Posted by edgelord
Posted by Damnata
Posted by tiziani
Posted by hydorah
We should pick only ten categories.There are not that many winners anyway, tiziani, fisk, etc...
I can't be nominated or win any awards. Been like that for years.
Actually you can and you will.
My turn to skip all that.
wut? who am i supposed to vote for best boobs then? 😆
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I know, tragic.
Posted by tiziani
Posted by Damnata
Posted by tiziani
Posted by Damnata
Posted by tiziani
Posted by Damnata
Posted by tiziani
Posted by hydorah
We should pick only ten categories.There are not that many winners anyway, tiziani, fisk, etc...
I can't be nominated or win any awards. Been like that for years.
Actually you can and you will.
My turn to skip all that.
Hey, I don't make the rules.
I know, that's why I'm letting you know.
I understand, thanks for letting me know. No hard feelings. I tried to get them to change it but they just insist I can't be nommed. I'll be there in spirit.
There is no "them". Refer back to my "I am the Russians" post.
I totally hear you. I know you put in the good word. Hey it's the thought that counts.
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Yeah the thought and me tallying up votes for tiziani. It's gon be gud.
17) Most likely to be a catfish
38) PMslut Award
41) Troll of the year award
43) Most dramatic user
44) Best sense of humor
52) The Train wreck Thread Award (As always)
55) Biggest DXP Feud
61) Most Petty
80) DXPs most eligible bachelor
81) DXPs most eligible bachelorette
84) DXPs Most Hated
85) DXPs Most Benevolent
102) Lamest Fight
103) User you'd like to be your best friend
113) Best Fire Sign Male
114) Best Fire Sign Female
115) Best Earth Sign Male
116) Best Earth Sign Female
117) Best Air Sign Male
118) Best Air Sign Female
119) Best Water Sign Male
120) Best Water Sign Female
145) Best fire moon
146) Best water moon
147) Best air moon
148) Best earth moon
149) Most passive aggressive
150) Most positive user
151) Person who always makes you smile
154) Neediest person of the year
164) Biggest gossip
168) The most miserable negative bugger
181) Best Multiple Account User
182) Best Split Personality
185) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign
186) Most untypical user for their sun sign
190) Most overrated user
220) User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From
221) User most likely to spike your cortisol
226) Asskisser of the year award
228) User who uses the "likes" button too much
244) User Who Thinks they're funny but are not
Phew!!😰
1) Biggest Try Hard
2) Fakest User
3) Most Loyal Friend
4) Most Bitter User
5) Most Likely to be Found Dead in an Alley
6) Most Likely to Dump a Dead DXPer in an Alley
7) Most Likely to Show Up in a Random PornHub Search
8) User with the most fibrous dumps
9) Newbie of the year
10) User most likely to become a filter
11) Whitest DXP personality/ Regina George Award
12) Hus dis? It’s me cliche award
13) "It's 106 in My Pullen Chart, doe" Award for Wannabe Scorpio
14) Member you would give a face sitting to at Ikea
15) Member you would get a face sitting from at Ikea
16) User most likely to be in a cult
17) Most likely to be a catfish
18) The most pitiful user
19) The most delusional user
20) The most wisest user
21) The most direct user
22) Sorriest Sumcookiemonster of the decade
23) Sorriest "Robin" of the decade
24) Sorriest Wannabes of the decade
25) Sorriest Man-hater of the year
26) Stinkiest Vulva of the known world
27) Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom
28) Warrior Princess of the year
29) Should Never Be Allowed To Procreate
30) Comeback of the Year
31) Sexiest treetrunk of the century
32) Most Likely To Grab You By The kitty 2017
33) User most likely typing from a stolen phone hence grammar and spelling errors
34) Biggest Braggart aka the Bruce Willis in Unbreakable Award
35) User most likely to be caged in a zoo by mistake aka the Taylor Lautner Award
36) Most likely to steal a pair of chanclas
37) PM Lothario Award
38) PMslut Award
39) Music lover award
40) Sexy beast award/ The Vincent Cassel award
41) Troll of the year award
42) Most likely to be terramine's father
Done.
Dahell is this ish.
Posted by Ravishing
1) Most Loyal Friend2) Most Bitter User
3) Newbie of the year
4) Whitest DXP personality/ Regina George Award
5) Most likely to be a catfish
6) Sorriest Man-hater of the year
7) Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom
8) Comeback of the Year
9) PMslut Award
10) Sexy beast award/ The Vincent Cassel award
11) Troll of the Year
12) Best sense of humor
13) The Trainwreck Thread Award
14) Biggest DXP Feud
15) Biggest Shit-Stirrer
16) Member Most Likely to low key be a Reality TV Star
17) Best Shade Thrower 2017
18) Best DXP Relationship 2017
19) Biggest Gossip
20) Best Multiple Account User
21) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign
22) Most untypical user for their sun sign
23) Most overrated user
24) User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From
25) Asskisser of the year award
26) Internet Tough Guy
27) “They’re going places” award
And I guess the rest would be "Best Male/Female Sign" awards.
How did you do it—? It was very very hard for me to get it down to 42. You got it to 27 ...I so wanted 50 n your list still looks better than mine!!!😂😂
Posted by sierra_
wowhow do we vote?
You look at that list at the beginning and pick 42 awards you personally would most like to see. Then I tally votes and the awards with most votes make it into the ceremony. And then we vote people for them.
Posted by Ravishing
Posted by Teena
Posted by Ravishing
1) Most Loyal Friend2) Most Bitter User
3) Newbie of the year
4) Whitest DXP personality/ Regina George Award
5) Most likely to be a catfish
6) Sorriest Man-hater of the year
7) Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom
8) Comeback of the Year
9) PMslut Award
10) Sexy beast award/ The Vincent Cassel award
11) Troll of the Year
12) Best sense of humor
13) The Trainwreck Thread Award
14) Biggest DXP Feud
15) Biggest Shit-Stirrer
16) Member Most Likely to low key be a Reality TV Star
17) Best Shade Thrower 2017
18) Best DXP Relationship 2017
19) Biggest Gossip
20) Best Multiple Account User
21) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign
22) Most untypical user for their sun sign
23) Most overrated user
24) User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From
25) Asskisser of the year award
26) Internet Tough Guy
27) “They’re going places” award
And I guess the rest would be "Best Male/Female Sign" awards.
How did you do it—? It was very very hard for me to get it down to 42. You got it to 27 ...I so wanted 50 n your list still looks better than mine!!!😂😂
No idea. I just did it as fast as I could!
And I'm kind of sad "Most desperate for a hit thread" wasn't a possible award. I so would have won that one. LOL.
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You need to learn to nominate awards you can win. That's what everyone else is doing lol.
Posted by GC02
Okay here’s my 422
7
9
14
15
19
25
27
31
32
38
40
52
54
55
70
82
83
92
98
101
102
104
111
120
128
153
165
178
179
180
181
197
198
210
213
220
222
233
235
240
247
Lazy tsk tsk
Posted by Ravishing
Posted by Teena
Posted by Ravishing
1) Most Loyal Friend2) Most Bitter User
3) Newbie of the year
4) Whitest DXP personality/ Regina George Award
5) Most likely to be a catfish
6) Sorriest Man-hater of the year
7) Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom
8) Comeback of the Year
9) PMslut Award
10) Sexy beast award/ The Vincent Cassel award
11) Troll of the Year
12) Best sense of humor
13) The Trainwreck Thread Award
14) Biggest DXP Feud
15) Biggest Shit-Stirrer
16) Member Most Likely to low key be a Reality TV Star
17) Best Shade Thrower 2017
18) Best DXP Relationship 2017
19) Biggest Gossip
20) Best Multiple Account User
21) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign
22) Most untypical user for their sun sign
23) Most overrated user
24) User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From
25) Asskisser of the year award
26) Internet Tough Guy
27) “They’re going places” award
And I guess the rest would be "Best Male/Female Sign" awards.
How did you do it—? It was very very hard for me to get it down to 42. You got it to 27 ...I so wanted 50 n your list still looks better than mine!!!😂😂
No idea. I just did it as fast as I could!
And I'm kind of sad "Most desperate for a hit thread" wasn't a possible award. I so would have won that one. LOL.
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You should have posted it on the nominations thread. Daaamn!! Why didn't I think of this?? This is how people win 😂😂 I'd have nominated "Biggest spammer" 😂
Posted by Teena
Posted by Ravishing
Posted by Teena
Posted by Ravishing
1) Most Loyal Friend2) Most Bitter User
3) Newbie of the year
4) Whitest DXP personality/ Regina George Award
5) Most likely to be a catfish
6) Sorriest Man-hater of the year
7) Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom
8) Comeback of the Year
9) PMslut Award
10) Sexy beast award/ The Vincent Cassel award
11) Troll of the Year
12) Best sense of humor
13) The Trainwreck Thread Award
14) Biggest DXP Feud
15) Biggest Shit-Stirrer
16) Member Most Likely to low key be a Reality TV Star
17) Best Shade Thrower 2017
18) Best DXP Relationship 2017
19) Biggest Gossip
20) Best Multiple Account User
21) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign
22) Most untypical user for their sun sign
23) Most overrated user
24) User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From
25) Asskisser of the year award
26) Internet Tough Guy
27) “They’re going places” award
And I guess the rest would be "Best Male/Female Sign" awards.
How did you do it—? It was very very hard for me to get it down to 42. You got it to 27 ...I so wanted 50 n your list still looks better than mine!!!😂😂
No idea. I just did it as fast as I could!
And I'm kind of sad "Most desperate for a hit thread" wasn't a possible award. I so would have won that one. LOL.
You should have posted it on the nominations thread. Daaamn!! Why didn't I think of this?? This is how people win 😂😂 I'd have nominated "Biggest spammer" 😂
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Yeah I mean you can take it a step above. For example the Virgo mafia could have plotted and came up with "Best organizer" "Most meaningless lists" and then we'd know for sure one of us had it in the bag. Alas, @startwars exists and every chance me and @FknNerd gave her in this life...she has failed us.
Posted by sierra_
@Damnata3.) Most Loyal Friend
4.) Most Bitter User
20.) The Most Wisest User
36.) Most likely to steal a pair of chanclas
43.) Most dramatic user
44.) Best sense of humor
46.) User That Never Makes Any Sense/Most random user
61.) Most Petty
85.) DXPs Most Benevolent
97.) The actual astrologer award
103.) User you'd like to be your best friend
110.) Best discreet usage of chanclas award
115) Best Earth Sign Male
116) Best Earth Sign Female
131) Best Virgo Male
132) Best Virgo Female
139) Best Capricorn Male
143) Best Pisces Male
144) Best Pisces Female
145) Best fire moon
146) Best water moon
147) Best air moon
148) Best earth moon
150.) Most positive user
151.) Person who always makes you smile
167.) User most likely to beat dxpers with chanclas
168.) The most miserable negative bugger
173.) Best crazy ranter
176.) Nice Person Award
177.) Greatest Dad in the World
185) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign
186) Most untypical user for their sun sign
187.) Best mars sign
191.) Star sign that has surprised you the most (positively)
192.) Inspiring user of the year (unexpected)
206.) Best Virgo Servicing Award
207.) Which Libra Reminds You of Your Ex Award
220.) User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From
227.) Most surprising gender reveal award
230.) Geekiest DXP'er award
236.) Biggest Virgo Hater
239.) Most wholesome
You know...the way you wandered all innocent in this topic without knowing what it was about...that's how I know you're a Virgo. You felt the secret call of lists lmao. "Somewhere on DXP, there's a list", she pondered.
Posted by Teena
Posted by Ravishing
Posted by Teena
Posted by Ravishing
1) Most Loyal Friend2) Most Bitter User
3) Newbie of the year
4) Whitest DXP personality/ Regina George Award
5) Most likely to be a catfish
6) Sorriest Man-hater of the year
7) Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom
8) Comeback of the Year
9) PMslut Award
10) Sexy beast award/ The Vincent Cassel award
11) Troll of the Year
12) Best sense of humor
13) The Trainwreck Thread Award
14) Biggest DXP Feud
15) Biggest Shit-Stirrer
16) Member Most Likely to low key be a Reality TV Star
17) Best Shade Thrower 2017
18) Best DXP Relationship 2017
19) Biggest Gossip
20) Best Multiple Account User
21) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign
22) Most untypical user for their sun sign
23) Most overrated user
24) User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From
25) Asskisser of the year award
26) Internet Tough Guy
27) “They’re going places” award
And I guess the rest would be "Best Male/Female Sign" awards.
How did you do it—? It was very very hard for me to get it down to 42. You got it to 27 ...I so wanted 50 n your list still looks better than mine!!!😂😂
No idea. I just did it as fast as I could!
And I'm kind of sad "Most desperate for a hit thread" wasn't a possible award. I so would have won that one. LOL.
You should have posted it on the nominations thread. Daaamn!! Why didn't I think of this?? This is how people win 😂😂 I'd have nominated "Biggest spammer" 😂
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You need to lobby hard with people for that "most untypical user for their sun sign" award if it gets through the voting. Everyone pegs you as a Gemini lmao.
Posted by Damnata
Posted by Teena
Posted by Ravishing
Posted by Teena
Posted by Ravishing
1) Most Loyal Friend2) Most Bitter User
3) Newbie of the year
4) Whitest DXP personality/ Regina George Award
5) Most likely to be a catfish
6) Sorriest Man-hater of the year
7) Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom
8) Comeback of the Year
9) PMslut Award
10) Sexy beast award/ The Vincent Cassel award
11) Troll of the Year
12) Best sense of humor
13) The Trainwreck Thread Award
14) Biggest DXP Feud
15) Biggest Shit-Stirrer
16) Member Most Likely to low key be a Reality TV Star
17) Best Shade Thrower 2017
18) Best DXP Relationship 2017
19) Biggest Gossip
20) Best Multiple Account User
21) Most stereotypical user for their sun sign
22) Most untypical user for their sun sign
23) Most overrated user
24) User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From
25) Asskisser of the year award
26) Internet Tough Guy
27) “They’re going places” award
And I guess the rest would be "Best Male/Female Sign" awards.
How did you do it—? It was very very hard for me to get it down to 42. You got it to 27 ...I so wanted 50 n your list still looks better than mine!!!😂😂
No idea. I just did it as fast as I could!
And I'm kind of sad "Most desperate for a hit thread" wasn't a possible award. I so would have won that one. LOL.
You should have posted it on the nominations thread. Daaamn!! Why didn't I think of this?? This is how people win 😂😂 I'd have nominated "Biggest spammer" 😂
Yeah I mean you can take it a step above. For example the Virgo mafia could have plotted and came up with "Best organizer" "Most meaningless lists" and then we'd know for sure one of us had it in the bag. Alas, @startwars exists and every chance me and @FknNerd gave her in this life...she has failed us.
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LOL!! Should have known🤦
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Out of the 247 awards ideas submitted, pick 42 you'd most like to see
Please post all 42 in ONE post and try to pick awards where you actually can think of at least three people who would stand a chance at winning. It's about competition, not inside jokes and cackling like hyennas. You can get your digs in 24/7 on DXP without the need to designate an award specifically geared towards one person.
Same goes for try hard categories. No, you're not funny.
Anyway, I will go with the 42 most voted awards (in the case of a tie for the last place I will add all awards tied for the 42nd place)
Once again, not voting for people now.
Topic will run until this Sunday the 3rd of December, 9 PM central time