WRESTLING TAG TEAM (Page 2)

I have nothing to add other than I would like someone to lick coconut oil off of me 😄

Man OR woman licking coconut oil off me... I'm game 😛

I swear, people these days have no follow-through. If Mr. Tate won't honour his obligations I'll step up to the plate on his behalf.

I'll bring in a professional masseuse for my players. 😛

Hi

I can't have a fellow Cap shirking his obligations. Makes us look bad and all that, you know how it goes.

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just 6 does something? boring

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Posted by StoicGoat
I'll bring in a professional masseuse for my players. 😛

Nevermind... now you're going off the reservation. Getting to rub the girls down personally is about 90% of the point.

Back to Taters it is...

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-1 Pt for Team Cowpuncher.

You have failed to ascertain my profession. 😉

Posted by StoicGoat
I can't have a fellow Cap shirking his obligations. Makes us look bad and all that, you know how it goes.

well then, what do you propose?

But wait, James might be upset.

It's probably a test to see if I am loyal.

What to do, what to do?? hihi

I want to be on Stoic's team 😛

But, Stoic, my love, you must personally rub AND lick me down 😉

Posted by aquapiscescusp
But wait, James might be upset.

It's probably a test to see if I am loyal.

What to do, what to do?? hihi

I wonder if you'll pass?

'Tis so difficult to distinguish the real from the contrived...

Lildol, there is an application you will need to successfully complete before being permitted on the team 😛

Posted by StoicGoat
Lildol, there is an application you will need to successfully complete before being permitted on the team 😛

Whatever I must do to please you master 🙂

Posted by lildol
Whatever I must do to please you master 🙂

Did you actually read the rule book? That's the fastest anyone has ever qualified. Well done! 🙂

Life turns on a dime. It appears to be turning against Team Cowpuncher at the present time.

Posted by ellessque
Okay, now *I* am jealous....and you don't want to make a scorpio jealous because we play dirty.

*back to the mud*

That's why the Scorpios are fun.

ITS A TEST TO SEE HOW FAST C/P CAN RUN
LITTLE WORM JUMPS IN AS SOON AS I TAKE CARE OF A LITTLE BUSSINESS.
YOU LADIES MUST UNDERSTAND IF C/P DOES ANY LICKING HE WON'T GET PAST YOUR TOES.
AND THE ONLY THING HE HAS EVER RUBBED COCONUT BUTTER ON IS HIMSELF.
NOW!
A LITTLE PAT ON THE BUTT BACK TO TRAINING.

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS STOICGOAT
THESE DILL DOS CANT COME UP WITH AN IDEA OF THERE OWN SO THEY TRY TO
JUMP IN ON MINE.
I JUST CAN'T STAND IT WHEN A (WANT A BE CAPRICORNS)
YOU KNOW THEY ARE DOING AN
I.D. THEFT PRETENDING TO BE A CAPRICORN
I WAS BORN ON THE 15TH OF JAN CLOSE TO AQUA'S
MAYBE THATS WHY IM MORE CREATIVE THAN THEM.

Stoic's been around for quite some time, I wuv him 😄

YOU HAVE THE JOB
WE WILL EVEN LET YOU WEAR A THONG
TOPLESS OFCOURSE.

SORRY LOV'S BUT I MUST GO I AM SURE C/P AND S/G WILL COME RUNNING IN ONCE THEY KNOW I HAVE LEFT
BUT ONE MUST MAKE A QUID NOW AND AGAIN TO KEEP
THE ARENA OPEN.
COCONUT BUTTER AND BANDAIDS FOR MY TONGUE DON'T COME CHEAP

After I voluntarily step up to fill in for you while you tend to your affairs, secure a new, excellent player for you, effect a defection from the competition, and make your favorite Scorpio jealous, you dare address me as worm?! Well, I suppose that's just what gratitude has come to in this day and age. Alas, the decline and fall of man continues.

Keep your game, tater tot. I shall lend my skills to Team Cowpuncher that I might bask in the glory of your ignominious defeat.

Lildol, come with me and I'll make all your dreams come true. The naughty ones first, of course. 😄

Yes Master...

*skips off with Stoic* 😄

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Posted by james tate
YOU HAVE THE JOB
WE WILL EVEN LET YOU WEAR A THONG
TOPLESS OFCOURSE.

Thanks for the butt floss. Nice to know I wont be completely naked.

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I think he was intending to let you wear a shoe.

I think just your one foot was all he wanted covered. Do you have a deformed toe or something with which you have previously offended The Tate?

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Posted by cowpuncher
See? Capricorns can compromise 🙂

Suuuureee... and pigs can fly too 😛

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Pigs fly just fine; it's their landing that isn't so graceful. 😛

CP, I trust you'll take good care of the ladies. I'm just pitching in to see that ungrateful limey shepherd get his hindquarters handed to him on a platter. Let me know what I can do to help.

It occurs to me that the only thing really left to be done is to get Elle to defect or withdraw and he won't have any players left. There can't be much more humiliating for a coach than to show up to a game only to discover he's been forsaken by all his players.

ON THE ROAD
LIKE I SAID THE WORMS SNEAK IN WHEN IM AWAY
BUT I NOTE THEY SPEAK MOSTY TO EACH OUTHER AND THE TRUE BLUE LADIES MESSAGE ME.

NOTHING LIKE HAVING A LITTLE FUN BUT WHAT S/G &C/P DONT GET IS FOR REAL I HAVE NOTHING BUT RESPECT FPR THE ENTERNET LADIES I JOKE WITH.

LATTER LOV'S

SO C/P WON A FEW OVER I MUST REGROUP WHEN I HAVE TIME.

TRATOR

WOUMDED LEO $ LIL TRATORS

TRUE BLUE AQUA, ELLE, POISSON,

MAYBE I CAN WIN OVER THE NEW COMER E/S

JUST ASK C/P AND S/G TO STICK OUT THEIR TONGUES YOU WILL NOTE NO BANDAIDS
THEY NO SO LITTLE ABOUT APPLYING COCONUT OIL.

STAY WITH ME ELLE DON'T GIVE IN TO THE DARK SIDE BLING IS COMING ON BOARD AS A CORNER MAN
HE IS MY OLD MATE UNLIKE THE AMERICANS HE IS QUITE TALLENTED WITH THE TONGUE APPLACATION OF COCONUT OIL.

WE HAVE COMPATITION
SEEMS C/P S/G HAVE TEAMED UP WITH Q
TO TRY AND DO A COPY CAT MATCH
ONLY THE WOMEN WERE BURKAS
MAY NOT BE A BIG ATTRACTION ON DXP.

YOU DON'T NEED THE COCONUT OIL IF THEY ARE WEARING BURKAS.
I LOVE THE STATEMENT (YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DETAILS) THAT IS TELLING THEM DON'T THINK FOR YOUR SELF.
ON THE TEAM TATE ALL WOMEN ARE ONLY LET ON BOARD BECAUSE THEY THINK FOR THEM SELF WE MAY SHOW THEM A FEW TRICKS (NO PUN INTENDED) BUT ITS UP TO THEM HOW TO APPLY THERE SKILLS.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE OIL BLING I HAVE A 55 CAL DRUM FOR EACH TRAINED DOWN COMBATANT

I DON'T THINK/G OR C/P PR Q LETS NOT FORGET THAT Q AND THE BURKA GIRLS OR THE OTHER TEAM
HAVE ANYWHERE TO GO WITH THIS THEY HAVE NO IDEA'S OF THERE OWN THEY JUST REACT OFF WHAT WE DO SO TEAM AQUA, ELLE, POISSON, A LIST OF MANY BLING AND LAST OF ALL TATE WILL WIN IN THE END
I HAVE ALREADY SEEN THE BILL BOARD PUT UP BY C/P & S/G +Q
IT READS C/P AND COMPANY + THE BERKA GIRLS TAKES ON TATE & COMPANY

MINE READS
AQUA, ELLA POISSON KICK ASS
ON THE BARKA GIRLS AND THERE BOY TOYS C/P, S/G & Q

THE WOMEN OR THE STARS NOT TATE OR BLING

EXCUSE ME AQUA NEEDS A GOOD COCONUT OIL LICKING.

YOU HAVE ALREADY SIDDED WITH (LOOK ABOVE CLENT EASTWOOD AND C/P)
ONCE BETRAYED I CAN'T TRUST YOU.
PUT ON YOUR BURKA AND RETURN TO THE TENT OF C/P S/G & Q

WE ALL KNOW ITS YOU WITH CLENT NICE OF HIM TO POSE WITH YOU

ALSO NICE PIC OF S/G AND Q IN SUIT NO LESS.

HAVE FUN PERHAPS YOU CAN BRUSH HIS HAIR

I stand by my statement. All we have to go is get Elle to defect and The Tate will be defeated! I think Tate's bringing Q on board on his side to employ that burka control mechanism so the ladies won't be so easily stolen from him.

wtf the blind leading the blind what a bunch of loosers not an origanal idea in that group
can't the two of you at least come up with one idea that isn't copy cat
the group I.Q. over there must be 5 points below a blade of grass.

THEY WANT YOU TO JUMP SHIP AND JOIN C/P &S/G +Q'S TEAM
YOU GET TO WEAR A BURKA SP AS NOT TO SHAM THEM
YOU AND ELLE HAVE STAYED WITH ME BUT WOUNDEDLEO JUMPED SHIP TRATOR.

Posted by james tate
THEY WANT YOU TO JUMP SHIP AND JOIN C/P &S/G +Q'S TEAM
YOU GET TO WEAR A BURKA SP AS NOT TO SHAM THEM
YOU AND ELLE HAVE STAYED WITH ME BUT WOUNDEDLEO JUMPED SHIP TRATOR.

WHAT? THE AUDACITY—

I would never jump your ship James 😛

As for the Burka, never, the color options are just not flattering enough.

WL a traitor, I find that hard to believe. Let me talk to her.

Posted by everevolvingepithet

completely off topic, but Clint Eastwood always reminds of of my dad....

BY BY WL