Y Do White Folk...

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by caligula on Wednesday, January 26, 2011 and has 60 replies.

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@Nefer
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"Bush" was said to be an endangered species.. so much so that there's apparently a whole fetish movement for guys who dig the *ahem* au naturel look, because what used to be "everyday" became "Haley's sighting"!

Apparently, it's making a comeback?! I'm torn between, "Ack!" and "Goooo little bushies! You can do it! Propagate! Prosper!" I keep my floors uncarpeted, and don't think I'd enjoy walking around locker room corners and BAM, getting bushed.. BAM.. there's another.. might make me itch to say something like, "You know, Valentine's Day is coming up... maybe your honey will get you a Lady Norelco this year?" o.o
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@caligula
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HA!

uncarpeted 🙂

yeah, i just don't understand it. i dated two guys who said they liked it hairy down there. i of course found them disgusting and did not let them see my chicklet.
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@brianafay
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I remember when I was little, like elementary age, going to the public pool with our summer camp program....always hated public pools anyways (kind of a snob like that) but I remember even back then the old ladies in the locker room sporting their poofs - scarring us for life. There are some things you just can't unsee. I hated that fucking place
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@brianafay
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Being white, my ass is white, and being a Floridian does not change that. Except maybe if I wore a thong on the beach, it would be red.

However, I do not wear a thong on the beach actually. We really don't do that here. The area I'm from is like retirement city, the average age is like 65 now a days. The only thongs I see are on old freaky men. I have pictures, if you would enjoy?



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@brianafay
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ignore the sand, we were at the icky beach, the rest of our beaches have white baby powder sand.


side shot, oh yeahhhh


I think he saw me taking pics, I mean we were giggling like little school girls it was pretty obvious.
The really freaky part is he was enjoying it
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@brianafay
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Hahaha oh man. those pics bring back awesome memories.

That same day, after we took the pics we saw a dolphin in the water and went in to get close to it.
& the creepy dude followed us in and was smiling all stupid at us. (The waves were pretty rough)
My friend was like ew why is he smiling at us and I look over at her and her fucking whole nipple was out of her bathing suit from the waves. I was like hmmm maybe cause your nipple's winking at him. She was so embarrassed.....lmao


& some chick asked the freaky thong man to rub oil on her back that day too while her friends watched and laughed.
HE DID!!! omg


Most awesome day at the beach ever
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@ninjamu
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How about we find a happy medium between the hair and no-hair down there conundrum? I prefer much less hair than is natural but I don't like to be bald like a pre-pubescent kid. So I leave a little and then there are times where I just keep it nice and trimmed.

Also, old people are most likely to do this because, well, they're old and they don't give a shit anymore. They know their skin sags and it takes more effort and energy to be self-conscious. There's a definite "fuck you, i do what i want" stage in life 😛

Btw, I had a membership at the YMCA for years and I have seen big, old black ladies walk around butt ass naked. It's always the morbidly obese ones though. It always seems to be the ones who should be more self-conscious that are actually the least.
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