@caligula
16 Years1,000+ Posts
'GEE YOUR HAIR SMELLS TERRIFIC!'
Just tired of looking at naked, wrinkly people with grizzly adams crotches.
It's always when I come around a corner too.
Gonna start walking backward.
that photo is disturbing.
whatev....gonna have nightmares ๐ข
gonna have to make sure i dont go there after an aerobics class lets out.
*shudders*
"Bush" was said to be an endangered species.. so much so that there's apparently a whole fetish movement for guys who dig the *ahem* au naturel look, because what used to be "everyday" became "Haley's sighting"!
Apparently, it's making a comeback?! I'm torn between, "Ack!" and "Goooo little bushies! You can do it! Propagate! Prosper!" I keep my floors uncarpeted, and don't think I'd enjoy walking around locker room corners and BAM, getting bushed.. BAM.. there's another.. might make me itch to say something like, "You know, Valentine's Day is coming up... maybe your honey will get you a Lady Norelco this year?" o.o
HA!
uncarpeted ๐
yeah, i just don't understand it. i dated two guys who said they liked it hairy down there. i of course found them disgusting and did not let them see my chicklet.
ew! I don't know either....I would never, personally.
It's OLD white women that do it. Which is like *fucking why* ๐ข
I remember when I was little, like elementary age, going to the public pool with our summer camp program....always hated public pools anyways (kind of a snob like that) but I remember even back then the old ladies in the locker room sporting their poofs - scarring us for life. There are some things you just can't unsee. I hated that fucking place
How come tubb ass always puts the race into it like no one of colour ever walks around nude.
Wellllllll I've never seen a black woman walking around naked in there. So,
Plus, Tubby's racist
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(that's the obvious answerโ)
go to the beachs in south america or france you see a lot of brown ass and some black ass you don't see much white ass because they go into the booth to get a brown ass before they go to the beach.
You're so philosophical Tate. I think you're like the next Confucius
Here: your new avi
Yeah, I'm bossy
you are so full of it fay
you being a floridian do you do a brown, white or black ass on the beach.
I assume you are a thong gril.
ooh I like it when you call me fay. ๐
meow
Being white, my ass is white, and being a Floridian does not change that. Except maybe if I wore a thong on the beach, it would be red.
However, I do not wear a thong on the beach actually. We really don't do that here. The area I'm from is like retirement city, the average age is like 65 now a days. The only thongs I see are on old freaky men. I have pictures, if you would enjoy?
"Except maybe if I wore a thong on the beach, it would be red."\
haha
LOL Well how could one go wrong with pics of freaky old men?
ignore the sand, we were at the icky beach, the rest of our beaches have white baby powder sand.
side shot, oh yeahhhh
I think he saw me taking pics, I mean we were giggling like little school girls it was pretty obvious.
The really freaky part is he was enjoying it
Hahaha oh man. those pics bring back awesome memories.
That same day, after we took the pics we saw a dolphin in the water and went in to get close to it.
& the creepy dude followed us in and was smiling all stupid at us. (The waves were pretty rough)
My friend was like ew why is he smiling at us and I look over at her and her fucking whole nipple was out of her bathing suit from the waves. I was like hmmm maybe cause your nipple's winking at him. She was so embarrassed.....lmao
& some chick asked the freaky thong man to rub oil on her back that day too while her friends watched and laughed.
HE DID!!! omg
Most awesome day at the beach ever
LOLOLOL That's GREAT.
Hi-jacked Tubb's thread a little, sorry. Don't want the thread police to come along and bitch (PAngel)
I guess she only bitches when you do it though, VB ๐
She's not obvious or anything hahaha W-O-W
Geesh, LOL. I never mean to hi-jack anything, I just start yapping at other peeps in the thread. Ahhhh well. I assure you I do not lose sleep over it. ๐
Haha I wouldn't either. ๐
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I'M glad you hi jacked what part of Florida are you in my father has a unit in Naples.
I'm about 2 hours North of Naples ๐
Do you want to be my DXP romance? Everyone's doing it these days. We might as well
I don't get it. :/
*watches it fly over my head*
Either way, don't be jealous TV I have the perfect match for you
๐ *throws โฅ everywhere*
Ahhhh, Kings and Queens of dxp. Who will be next? Tune in kids, for our next exciting conclusion of "Matchmaker" and watch for your decoder ring in the mail!
*smirk*
How do you feel about Kangaroos?
Lol you loveeeee itttt though ๐
Ok so are you not going to tell me what you meant or what?
& I think Tate's rejecting me...how Cap of him not to say anything at all
Lmao are you calling Tate old?
*gasp*
Posted by brianafay
& I think Tate's rejecting me...how Cap of him not to say anything at allhe's more likely just flustered and nervous...overwhelmed, he may be at a lost for words.
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Leave it to a gemini to try and soften the blow. ๐
Haters gon' hate ๐
Posted by brianafay
Haters gon' hate ๐
My mother said that the other day and I was like.. No ma. Just stop.
Next thing you know she's gonna be on Facebook and that's when I'm gonna have to disown her.
Tate is 44 never married
am I going through a midlife deal
Is Fay only like 14?
sorry not a ped she should be at least 35. but under 50 OH well.
How about we find a happy medium between the hair and no-hair down there conundrum? I prefer much less hair than is natural but I don't like to be bald like a pre-pubescent kid. So I leave a little and then there are times where I just keep it nice and trimmed.
Also, old people are most likely to do this because, well, they're old and they don't give a shit anymore. They know their skin sags and it takes more effort and energy to be self-conscious. There's a definite "fuck you, i do what i want" stage in life ๐
Btw, I had a membership at the YMCA for years and I have seen big, old black ladies walk around butt ass naked. It's always the morbidly obese ones though. It always seems to be the ones who should be more self-conscious that are actually the least.
lol Ninjamu
Chris Rock said it best haha
^ HAHAHHAHAHAHA. GO CHRIS!
I likes teddy bears. ๐
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Walk around locker rooms naked?
I saw like 6 70's style bushes tonight and I'm mad about it.
Ugh! Afraid to go back in there ๐ข