Y Do White Folk...

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by caligula on Wednesday, January 26, 2011 and has 59 replies.

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@caligula
16 Years1,000+ Posts

Walk around locker rooms naked?

I saw like 6 70's style bushes tonight and I'm mad about it.

Ugh! Afraid to go back in there ๐Ÿ˜ข

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@caligula
16 Years1,000+ Posts

Just tired of looking at naked, wrinkly people with grizzly adams crotches.

It's always when I come around a corner too.

Gonna start walking backward.

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@caligula
16 Years1,000+ Posts

whatev....gonna have nightmares ๐Ÿ˜ข

gonna have to make sure i dont go there after an aerobics class lets out.

*shudders*

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@Nefer
17 Years1,000+ PostsPisces

"Bush" was said to be an endangered species.. so much so that there's apparently a whole fetish movement for guys who dig the *ahem* au naturel look, because what used to be "everyday" became "Haley's sighting"!

Apparently, it's making a comeback?! I'm torn between, "Ack!" and "Goooo little bushies! You can do it! Propagate! Prosper!" I keep my floors uncarpeted, and don't think I'd enjoy walking around locker room corners and BAM, getting bushed.. BAM.. there's another.. might make me itch to say something like, "You know, Valentine's Day is coming up... maybe your honey will get you a Lady Norelco this year?" o.o

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@caligula
16 Years1,000+ Posts

HA!

uncarpeted ๐Ÿ™‚

yeah, i just don't understand it. i dated two guys who said they liked it hairy down there. i of course found them disgusting and did not let them see my chicklet.

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@brianafay
20 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius

I remember when I was little, like elementary age, going to the public pool with our summer camp program....always hated public pools anyways (kind of a snob like that) but I remember even back then the old ladies in the locker room sporting their poofs - scarring us for life. There are some things you just can't unsee. I hated that fucking place

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@james tate
21 Years10,000+ PostsCapricorn

go to the beachs in south america or france you see a lot of brown ass and some black ass you don't see much white ass because they go into the booth to get a brown ass before they go to the beach.

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@brianafay
20 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius

Being white, my ass is white, and being a Floridian does not change that. Except maybe if I wore a thong on the beach, it would be red.

However, I do not wear a thong on the beach actually. We really don't do that here. The area I'm from is like retirement city, the average age is like 65 now a days. The only thongs I see are on old freaky men. I have pictures, if you would enjoy?

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@brianafay
20 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius

ignore the sand, we were at the icky beach, the rest of our beaches have white baby powder sand.

side shot, oh yeahhhh

I think he saw me taking pics, I mean we were giggling like little school girls it was pretty obvious.
The really freaky part is he was enjoying it

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@brianafay
20 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius

Hahaha oh man. those pics bring back awesome memories.

That same day, after we took the pics we saw a dolphin in the water and went in to get close to it.
& the creepy dude followed us in and was smiling all stupid at us. (The waves were pretty rough)
My friend was like ew why is he smiling at us and I look over at her and her fucking whole nipple was out of her bathing suit from the waves. I was like hmmm maybe cause your nipple's winking at him. She was so embarrassed.....lmao

& some chick asked the freaky thong man to rub oil on her back that day too while her friends watched and laughed.
HE DID!!! omg

Most awesome day at the beach ever

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@brianafay
20 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius

Hi-jacked Tubb's thread a little, sorry. Don't want the thread police to come along and bitch (PAngel)

I guess she only bitches when you do it though, VB ๐Ÿ˜›
She's not obvious or anything hahaha W-O-W

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@venusianbull
16 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus

Geesh, LOL. I never mean to hi-jack anything, I just start yapping at other peeps in the thread. Ahhhh well. I assure you I do not lose sleep over it. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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@venusianbull
16 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus

Ahhhh, Kings and Queens of dxp. Who will be next? Tune in kids, for our next exciting conclusion of "Matchmaker" and watch for your decoder ring in the mail!

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@MsPisces.
17 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by brianafay
Haters gon' hate ๐Ÿ˜›

My mother said that the other day and I was like.. No ma. Just stop.

Next thing you know she's gonna be on Facebook and that's when I'm gonna have to disown her.

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@ninjamu
17 Years1,000+ PostsLeo

How about we find a happy medium between the hair and no-hair down there conundrum? I prefer much less hair than is natural but I don't like to be bald like a pre-pubescent kid. So I leave a little and then there are times where I just keep it nice and trimmed.

Also, old people are most likely to do this because, well, they're old and they don't give a shit anymore. They know their skin sags and it takes more effort and energy to be self-conscious. There's a definite "fuck you, i do what i want" stage in life ๐Ÿ˜›

Btw, I had a membership at the YMCA for years and I have seen big, old black ladies walk around butt ass naked. It's always the morbidly obese ones though. It always seems to be the ones who should be more self-conscious that are actually the least.

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