HAFFO

*ahem*...word on the street is you have an admirer on the Cancer board..

haffo and craaaabbbieeeee sittin' in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Me too. How come the men get all the bootay? NO FAIR!

"We men are liberated these days,so it's only fair"

You have to be oppressed in the first place to be liberated, ya freak. lol

They sense the pussycat underneath...🙂

"we have been,by the feminazis (of yore??)"

Oh puhhhleeeeeeease.

"hahahaaaa...denying it won't stop us,madam.."

I wouldn't dream of shattering your little alpha male delusions. 😛

You're 207 years old! Who exactly is the cougar in this scenario?

Why not? There are male cougars! But if you really prefer "perverted predator" who am I to stop you?

I prefer "Mrs. Robinson."

"I wanna be a cougar when I grow up"

You can be one now, as long as you understand you may enjoy a stay on "penitentiary island". 🙂

And I bet you're just dying to be my Dustin Hoffman.

You better start singing for that supper...HAHAHAHA!

That wasn't a request. And don't forget to wax the floors this time! 🙂

*looks around* I do not see this woman you speak of...perhaps you've been taking the pot again?

Oh! THAT woman! That's not me. 🙂