Lovescope: Pisces Man

Here's what you need to do to GET & KEEP a Pisces man??_
Be romantic
Be illusive
Be enchanting
Be mysterious
Be unpredictable
Be flexible
Be patient
Be sexy
Be tender
Be spiritual
Be mystical
Be —taken,?? yes, by another. 😉
Be dreamy
Be understanding
Be intriguing (always and forever)
Be good at playing games (hopefully you enjoy them too 😉)
Know how to hide your flaws
Know how to transform reality into romance
Enjoy the arts — music, movies, exhibitions
Show strength when appropriate
Be supportive when he needs you
Be empathetic to the less-fortunate
Encourage the development of his latent talents
Respond favorably to his grandiose romantic jesters
Be his eternal muse

Here's what you can do to LOSE your Pisces man??_
Demand that he become a realist
Criticize his romantic jesters
Nag him about life obligations
Expect punctuality
Press for commitment
Be cold
Be harsh
Be cerebral
Be detached and aloof
Be insensitive
Be demanding
Be boring
Be unimaginative
Enjoy routine
Dislike spontaneity
Refuse to join him on his last-minute exotic escapes
Have no interest in cultural events
Turn down invites to the movies
Get headaches from music
Be antisocial
Be a hermit
Be independent
Be emotionally undemonstrative
Have no interest in idealistic living, dreaming, and loving

Posted by Pesca

Posted by tubbyscubby
Here's what you can do to LOSE your Pisces man??_
Demand that he become a realist
Criticize his romantic jesters
Nag him about life obligations
Expect punctuality
Press for commitment
Be cold
Be harsh
Be cerebral
Be detached and aloof
Be insensitive
Be demanding
Be boring
Be unimaginative
Enjoy routine
Dislike spontaneity
Refuse to join him on his last-minute exotic escapes
Have no interest in cultural events
Turn down invites to the movies
Get headaches from music
Be antisocial
Be a hermit
Be independent
Be emotionally undemonstrative
Have no interest in idealistic living, dreaming, and loving

lmfao! that is what i call subtle irony! 😄 😄

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Passive aggressive bitch?

why wasn't "give good head" at the top of that list??

yum

vixen I think that's true ! a fishy will not step off he knows I'm married & he's piss'd that I shun him...he's even involved my friends & career to get at me...he wants to own me eekkk! I've tried to shake him nicely but he's got a Kung Fu grip!

pesca btw Caligula is tubby it's her other new screen name so uuummm pattern...apparently 😄

Wow! Thanks for reminding me you need to be on ignore. I am not hiding. Did I not just out myself on toc's thread?

Yall are some paranoid fuckers.

Do I really need to start a thread revealing my new screenname? Believe it or not, not everyone is underhanded. We all know that bitch creates fake people just so she can have a cheerleading squad. But that's not my style .

I also don't have multiple accounts so I don't know what jackass was referring to. Why would I need an alternate? I say what the hell I want regardless.

Or I should say I don't have alternates besides this one 😛

I didn't want to delete my account so I just created a new one and shall retire the old so the caligula is tubbyscubby is domino is p-angel thread is unnecessary so no need to go there.

I do find it disturbing that someone found their way to the pisces board. I mean she never posts here so why on this thread? Which means she read toc's thread. I really wish you'd realize that it's time to go to your corner dude. You're e-stalking me for really real and it's kinda sad.

Stop rebelling.

Call me Cali...not like the state but more like calla lily because they're beautiful and delicate like me.

Now shoo! Back to the libra forum where the other indecisive weirdos hang.

Nero works too.

I thought about hellraiser or resident evil as potentials. We'll see if this one fits me.

Anyway GIT! It creeps the fishies enough to have bullpoo in their waters, a rusty scale will just make things worse.

Of course I am.

Posted by tubbyscubby
Here's what you can do to LOSE your Pisces man...
Criticize his romantic jesters

I have romantic jesters?

Can I have your foot?

Yea, history is awesome.

He was a pervert and a tyrant.

*nods*

😛

Why are you here?

And he wasn't perverted. He was comfortable with his sexuality and that of others.

He would've thrown you off of a veranda though.

Lol...he was comfortable with his sexuality.
Love it

I'm here because this is where everyone's at. & I'm bored.
Don't act like you're not happy to see me.

I'm not.

Regardless of how tarnished it is, his legacy spans the tests of time.

In 4000 AD he will still be in history books. So technically he was right. He is a God...a sick and twisted one but eh...

Lol known for sleeping with his sisters and going insane. Nice legacy.

Part of his legacy is legend and if you believe in creationism/evolution we're all victims of incest so what's your point?

True. It's really probably all legend. How are we to know.

You're right though Tubbs, at least people are still hearing about him. He didn't just perish with the dust

Reminds me of Manson...he'll be remembered for being insane...but at least he'll be remembered.

Legends....

Exactly!

How much was real, how much was fiction? The beauty is, we will never know. I mean did Jesus feed the masses with a sacrificial pisces and 5 crackers? Did he walk on water? Did moses part the read sea.

Fuck if you or I know. Makes for a good story though.

I like that he would invite dinner guests over and fucked his male guests' wives. HA!

...they don't come from nowhere.
Same with stereotypes.

Posted by caligula

I like that he would invite dinner guests over and fucked his male guests' wives. HA!

Lol modern day P I M P

Manson won't live in infamy. He's not very high on the crazy scale.

I think he got railroaded.

Maybe but have you heard his rants? Epic.

But definitely out thereee

If talking crazy where a crime, half the people on this site would be committed...present infestation included.

Crazy people don't know they're crazy. *shrugs*

touche.

Lol shutup ^

🙂

Yea, that explains your presence on this thread as well as that other chicks. Have some integrity. Admit that she's wacked! But you won't do that will you. Your "family" takes precedence...like Manson.

Ta!

Can't rape the willing KP. 😛

Posted by caligula
Yea, that explains your presence on this thread as well as that other chicks. Have some integrity. Admit that she's wacked! But you won't do that will you. Your "family" takes precedence...like Manson.

Ta!

Lol you're so lame.
I'm here because it's the first fucking thread in the current topics section...didn't pay too much attention to who created the topic tbh. Get over yourself. 🙂

I don't even know to whom you're referring to and/or associating me with. But really? Move on already.

Your incessant bitchiness is very unbecoming.
Though I'm sure you don't care to hear my advice.

Posted by KingPisces

Posted by venusianbull
Can't rape the willing KP. 😛

Damn it! But it's always hotter when they struggle and they say 'no'.

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Nothing says I love you like pepper spray 😉

Lies, all LIES! And get that duct tape back where it belongs in the garage. And hellooooo, black clothes? If I've told you once I've told you a thousands times to save it for when the moon is full.

LOL!! Good one Bri.

Posted by KingPisces

Posted by brianafay

Posted by KingPisces

Posted by venusianbull
Can't rape the willing KP. 😛

Damn it! But it's always hotter when they struggle and they say 'no'.

Nothing says I love you like pepper spray 😉

And roses with chlorophon are a girl's best friend. =)

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Haha I think I'm in love 😛

LOL that's amazing. Helloooooo 😉

I personally think you should avi that

Hahaha high five for sitting on DXP getting paid 😛

Lol.....

Are you coming on to me?

Guess.

Lol & yes, but I'm pretty sure you cheated. 😛

Already read the ovation thread. Show me yours first.

Posted by KingPisces

Posted by brianafay
Lol & yes, but I'm pretty sure you cheated. 😛

Already read the ovation thread. Show me yours first.

That's fine. Even though you came here after me. So if i show you mine you show me yours?

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I guess you'll have to find out.

How much is it worth to ya? 😛

king pisces = Ian ?

actually I was trying to read up on the fishy whos all up on me & in my biz

soooo saw topic on front page thought I'd gain some insight on shaking him...this has been going on for months...not the type of guy to have someone say no *smiles*

I shoulda known when he asked "what is it with u?" I said "scorp!" he looked all srs and said "oh my gawd"hahaha

it was a crazy story but I think it was old screen name, anyhoo...

& this is my only screen name check ip's said it b4 I'm good but I can't be in 2 places at once

LOL Quite busy today I see KP.