@MeMyselfAndIntrigued
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jeez youre still arguing about that crap id end this topic in a minute, sluts do what they wanna do, end up smoking weed and sleeping with blacks, who have hiv cause they are that desperate, you will be like you know like in simpsons theres that poor family, she shytted out a baby and says "lary u were right i was pregnant" while good ones remain for amazing guys like myself
Posted by KingOfAries
jeez youre still arguing about that crap id end this topic in a minute, sluts do what they wanna do, end up smoking weed and sleeping with blacks, who have hiv cause they are that desperate, you will be like you know like in simpsons theres that poor family, she shytted out a baby and says "lary u were right i was pregnant" while good ones remain for amazing guys like myself
There must really be a school for blockheads such as yourself. A medical school for dimwits. You have no writing or grammar skills. Try to make sense when you attempt to insult people, you imbecile. I am a good one and you would never get a girl like me, Okay Doogie? And watch how you throw the word black around you racist piece of trash.
Enfant-terrible, you are busted...."Most guys would say yes to an open relationship....correction, guys with no self-respect like moi". Wasn't it you that said I was narrow minded because I said "no self respecting woman wants an open relationship"? HMMM?
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Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
No self respecting woman wants an open relationship...
Please explain your somewhat narrow-minded take on women and self-respect? Why wouldn't a woman want an open relationship? How does that conflict with the definition of "self-respect"?
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I do believe you've been diagnosed with the "foot in mouth" syndrome my dear!
Just ask this Aries dope...Foot in mouth syndrome is real, he knows....he learned it in Medical Academy for Nut-jobs.
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Posted by KingOfAries
jeez youre still arguing about that crap id end this topic in a minute, sluts do what they wanna do, end up smoking weed and sleeping with blacks, who have hiv cause they are that desperate, you will be like you know like in simpsons theres that poor family, she shytted out a baby and says "lary u were right i was pregnant" while good ones remain for amazing guys like myself
There must really be a school for blockheads such as yourself. A medical school for dimwits. You have no writing or grammar skills. Try to make sense when you attempt to insult people, you imbecile. I am a good one and you would never get a girl like me, Okay Doogie? And watch how you throw the word black around you racist piece of trash.click to expand
Oh lookie here P-angel...I think your Pisces charm has rubbed off on me.
I'll have a Long Island Iced Tea.
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I doubt you have any type of glow about you but I bet if you rip your glove you could become infected Doggie.
usually you dont rip your glow, you poke it through with something sharp nearly as a needle, and most of the time glow isnt the only thing you poke, especially when youre washing instruments
It is a fucking GLOVE. GLOVE. G-L-O-V-E.
Are you seriously in college?
thanks i wondered why my computer kept autocorrecting lol, no im joking im in the kinder garden, bye gotta go study
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Make sure to color inside the lines.
Posted by LadyScorpP
Dash of Vodka, Tequila, Rum, Gin, and Triple Sec. Mix in some freshly squeezed lemon juice and a splash of Coca-Cola. Shaken, poured into a glass with a touch of fizz on the top, Garnishes it with a bit of lemon...et voila 🙂Enjoy MMI!
The ice didn't even have time to melt...I'll have another please.
Can't get much stronger than five shots in one. Two's my limit but I slam them so fast they're still spinning from when they were shaken.
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Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Can't get much stronger than five shots in one. Two's my limit but I slam them so fast they're still spinning from when they were shaken.
Absinthe?
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Olp, Yes, that and everclear
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Posted by aPiscesPrincess
Posted by winterwrought
^^
So if she then chooses be his guide,
Offers her hand to his - and takes him inside,
A gentle pull, a willing step, she lets him in
into a large lobby and yet he does not feel
cold nor daunted, but rather warm and welcome,
though lost and in awe of this labyrinthine place,
she turns to face him, looks him in the eyes and
smiles, he stands beguiled and reassured as she
pulls him forth to continue the tour.To dungeons that are dark, damp and deep;
To chambers in moonlit spires steep,
To brightened hallways: lush and adorned,
To bedrooms spacious, inviting, warm,
To banquet halls with much wine and a feast,
To ballrooms where they may dance to the
beats of each other's heart.
You're welcome Sir
Beautiful 😄
Thank you. And MM&I. And LadyScorpP. For the compliments. 🙂
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You're welcome Sir.
It's a movie with Paul Walker and Jessica Alba, the Bahamas, scuba diving and mild violence....she looks amazing in a bikini, and him......my,my.
I was referring to piscesprincess' pictures.
Posted by Slicks
OH SNAP! you're a slag? Wha gwarn Lena 😄
lmao😛
Posted by LadyScorpP
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
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Can't get much stronger than five shots in one. Two's my limit but I slam them so fast they're still spinning from when they were shaken.
Absinthe?
Olp, Yes, that and everclear
Certainly 🙂
Absinthe the French or Bohemian style , which do you prefer?
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I've not tried either since I believe they are still not legal here in the US. Or is it? Donno. I just prefer my red wine.
I'll never turn down a great Bordeaux.
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Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
I was referring to piscesprincess' pictures.
Ah, okay. 🙂 Thanks for the clarification.
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Sure
Posted by LadyScorpP
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I'll never turn down a great Bordeaux.
Good, now let me open a bottle 🙂 A glass for you....anyone else would like one?
What would you like for accompaniments as well?
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Carpaccio
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Enfant-terrible, you are busted...."Most guys would say yes to an open relationship....correction, guys with no self-respect like moi". Wasn't it you that said I was narrow minded because I said "no self respecting woman wants an open relationship"? HMMM?
Lol what happened? I thought we were finally friends? Obviousely you're not friends with sarcasm... I was being SARCASTIC because I wrote that while we were discussing self-respect and open relationship in this thread, and how the two don't mix according to you. I exported your logic to the other thread, hence "guys with no self-respect like moi".
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Worn out....stretched out...like those women in those porno movies that have their lips hanging down to their thighs....click to expand
Labia envy much? haha. FYI I like a vagina with a little personality...gives me something to work with! 😉 And the look of their lips have nothing to do with how "stretched" they are or how much cock they had in them, that's some of the most ridicilous things I've ever heard! Obviousely you haven't learned anything... sorry to see you're still the childish and arrogant person you were when you entered this thread.
Haha I'm making my own version of Coq au vin as we speak... and there will most definitely be some sort of wine to wash it down with 😉
I couldn't get any dinner date for tonight, it's a week-day so everyone's tired... and I couldn't wait for the weekend, I wanted it now! Can't argue with a man's stomach. It's serious business!
Of course, you're welcome! 😄
The sarcasm I cannot prove, but I'm not sure I'm convinced. I thought we were getting along just fine and I was even growing quite fond of you. I did call you dear, did I not? But even friends can call each other out. I do have a soft spot for Leos...you never forget your first and how they arch their back when you scratch your nails down them. But I can see you've resorted to the name calling again. So, it's obvious you don't want to marry me now. I'm crushed. It's too bad because my tight vagina has plenty of personality.
You're right though, the length has nothing to do with being worn out, but....you can tell when they have been put through the ringer because they look like wrinkled prunes.
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I'll never turn down a great Bordeaux.
Good, now let me open a bottle 🙂 A glass for you....anyone else would like one?
What would you like for accompaniments as well?
Carpaccio
Carpaccio de boeuf, de foie gras, ou de canard? 🙂
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I prefer beef to duck.
Mmmmm....That's what he said.
And again Enfant-terrible.....nothing is ridiculous about what I said. A woman's inner labia lines can get stretched out and worn from fast and rough friction,(Uhhhh, that sounds fun), resulting in changes in appearance. Anyway, look it up.
Posted by TowardAscension
How do you Pisceans (especially women) feel about open relationships?
Share my man?
No fucking way.
Posted by MissPirate
Posted by TowardAscension
How do you Pisceans (especially women) feel about open relationships?
Share my man?
No fucking way.
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The question doesn't ask about a woman sharing her man.
I'm unclear why it keeps getting defined as such.
Do you take everything so literal? Or is just to try to make yourself seem smarter than you really are?
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
And again Enfant-terrible.....nothing is ridiculous about what I said. A woman's inner labia lines can get stretched out and worn from fast and rough friction,(Uhhhh, that sounds fun), resulting in changes in appearance. Anyway, look it up.
Not permanently they can't. Not from the use of a cock for God's sake, no matter how big or often. Porn stars don't fuck every waking moment of their lives, but us mortals with a healthy life style actually do! So by your logic a woman who has sex with her husband on a regular basis will suffer the tragic fate, lol?
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
But I can see you've resorted to the name calling again. So, it's obvious you don't want to marry me now. I'm crushed. It's too bad because my tight vagina has plenty of personality. You're right though, the length has nothing to do with being worn out, but....you can tell when they have been put through the ringer because they look like wrinkled prunes.
Lol I'd gladly marry your vagina given it has plenty of personality. But I'm not comfortable with how you slip from judgemental and childish to humble and enlightened, and then back again. Do you by any chance have any major Gem placements in your chart? Btw "slutty" or "prudish" is name-calling, I called you childish and arrogant. That's not meant to be hurtful or offensive. They are just concrete definitions of how you come off in here. But I have to admit, given your morals and values, married life with you would come to a good start: first I'd let you show me what you've learned so far.... 😉 And do tell me more about your escapades with the Leo!
Posted by LadyScorpPYou are a sin, you devil!
Handsome cat with a mane to match, who cooks too, allow me to bring the wine then
*I thought I was the only one who loves the 50s*click to expand
I'm a Leo, I have a reputation to uphold! haha. And I do love the 50's. Nothing hotter than a bored housewife in her best outfit rubbing againt the furniture like a cat, waiting for me to come home. I better stop.... it's getting hot in here.
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Posted by MissPirate
Posted by TowardAscension
How do you Pisceans (especially women) feel about open relationships?
Share my man?
No fucking way.
The question doesn't ask about a woman sharing her man.
I'm unclear why it keeps getting defined as such.
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What's the question then just how we feel about them in general?
I'm not against them if that's the case, to each their own and if two people are comfortable enough with that arrangement good for them. Personally though I don't think I could be in one because I wouldn't like the thought of my partner seeing other people nor would I myself want to if I were in a relationship with someone.
Besides P you know me, short attention span. 😛
I haven't read the full thread just the question, which I of course answered from my own interpretation as I always do.
Correction my dear Lion...skin that has lost it's elasticity cannot contract, much like a tired rubber band. Surgery in most cases is the only way to fix the problem. If I have to suffer tragically, I will have to suffer tragically. I plan on it being more than on a regular basis, he will be dehydrated a lot. I'm not arrogant, childish when people rub me the wrong way maybe (in which you have not done). I'm no better than any other human being. I would have the same respect for the president as I would a homeless man as long as I'm treated with respect in return.
In one instance, I tied him up with his own belt. After I undressed him while he was helpless, I let him watch me undress as I stood over him on his bed. Then I sat down on him.......
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Posted by TowardAscension
How do you Pisceans (especially women) feel about open relationships?
Share my man?
No fucking way.
The question doesn't ask about a woman sharing her man.
I'm unclear why it keeps getting defined as such.
What's the question then just how we feel about them in general?
I'm not against them if that's the case, to each their own and if two people are comfortable enough with that arrangement good for them. Personally though I don't think I could be in one because I wouldn't like the thought of my partner seeing other people nor would I myself want to if I were in a relationship with someone.
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The question is worded wrong, actually ..... it should be asked if Pisces can have sex without emotions? To have an open relationship doesn't involve having a man, nor a partner .. it means to be hanging with a bloke (or bird, respectively) for sexual purposes only, and with including others into the mix.
Can Pisces people do that, should be the real question. When the word, 'relationship' gets used, people automatically think this is talking about a coupling of two people exclusively.
@MeMyselfAndIntrigued: Obviousely the cells within the skin-tissue will "adapt" when subjected to tension, I don't doubt that. What I do doubt is that the labia is under that much stress during an intercourse that it will need adapting. Especially not if you're lubricated. On another topic, what Water sign are you? I don't believe it says in your profile?
Visual stimulation, smooth! I'm sure there wasn't a soft spot on his body. 😉
Repeated vigorous pounding and friction without lubrication is exactly what does it. Child birth too. I'm a Cancer. I do have my chart posted. The only thing soft he had on his body was me.
I don't know why all my discussions end up in technicalities around the southern regions of the female anatomy, lol.
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I don't know why all my discussions end up in technicalities around the southern regions of the female anatomy, lol.
Because it's warmer and nicer down south.
I'm starting to like the way you think 😉
And there's still so much you don't know....
Maybe that's some arrogance right there but I know what I'm good at.
Confidence and arrogance are two completely different things.
I didn't say you were bad at anything, I was just curious about you and the Leo you speak so warmly of. 🙂
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
You freaking idiot. Tell me how it's possible not to have read what I wrote and then quote it and say 'that's it". Your mom looks younger, my dog looks younger. Really? Let me tell you, you are by far the better "come backer".
You couldn't be more lame if you had told me a Yo Mama's so fat joke.
See...I told you you're a dumb bitch. Ok, put that little crumb brain of yours to work & try to comprehend you ass. I DID NOT READ WHAT YOU WROTE BEFORE THAT. I QUOTED THE BULLSHIT ASS ONE LINER YOU WROTE. DO. YOU. GET. IT. NOW?
You're still a wack ass bitch who's still TRYING so hard to insult me. Uh...EPIC FAIL. *still laughing* 😄
Oh thanks for the compliment!!!! I concur!!! Better "come backer"...Lmao. You're so imcompetent.
He was the love of my life, and the best sex I've ever had. I don't have to have had much experience to know he was good. I knew it when he was still the only one. He and I will always have love for each other. Now it's more on a friendship level and a knowing of what we once shared. He was my first love and I'm the only girl he ever fell in love with.
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You freaking idiot. Tell me how it's possible not to have read what I wrote and then quote it and say 'that's it". Your mom looks younger, my dog looks younger. Really? Let me tell you, you are by far the better "come backer".
You couldn't be more lame if you had told me a Yo Mama's so fat joke.
See...I told you you're a dumb bitch. Ok, put that little crumb brain of yours to work & try to comprehend you ass. I DID NOT READ WHAT YOU WROTE BEFORE THAT. I QUOTED THE BULLSHIT ASS ONE LINER YOU WROTE. DO. YOU. GET. IT. NOW?
You're still a wack ass bitch who's still TRYING so hard to insult me. Uh...EPIC FAIL. *still laughing* 😄
Oh thanks for the compliment!!!! I concur!!! Better "come backer"...Lmao. You're so imcompetent.
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And you are TRYING TO CONVINCE ME OF THIS BECAUSSSSSE? My insults come rather easy, there is no need to try. I'm sorry my wit is too much for you and you have to hide behind your denial. "Better come backer"...sense the sarcasm, moron!
Bitch please. You're soft. *still laughing*
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😛
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
AND YOU SOUND STUPID...
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You freaking idiot. Tell me how it's possible not to have read what I wrote and then quote it and say 'that's it". Your mom looks younger, my dog looks younger. Really? Let me tell you, you are by far the better "come backer".
You couldn't be more lame if you had told me a Yo Mama's so fat joke.