
MeMyselfAndIntrigued
@MeMyselfAndIntrigued
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Posted by KingOfAries
jeez youre still arguing about that crap id end this topic in a minute, sluts do what they wanna do, end up smoking weed and sleeping with blacks, who have hiv cause they are that desperate, you will be like you know like in simpsons theres that poor family, she shytted out a baby and says "lary u were right i was pregnant" while good ones remain for amazing guys like myself


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Posted by enfant_terriblePosted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
No self respecting woman wants an open relationship...
Please explain your somewhat narrow-minded take on women and self-respect? Why wouldn't a woman want an open relationship? How does that conflict with the definition of "self-respect"?
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I do believe you've been diagnosed with the "foot in mouth" syndrome my dear!


Posted by MeMyselfAndIntriguedPosted by KingOfAries
jeez youre still arguing about that crap id end this topic in a minute, sluts do what they wanna do, end up smoking weed and sleeping with blacks, who have hiv cause they are that desperate, you will be like you know like in simpsons theres that poor family, she shytted out a baby and says "lary u were right i was pregnant" while good ones remain for amazing guys like myself
There must really be a school for blockheads such as yourself. A medical school for dimwits. You have no writing or grammar skills. Try to make sense when you attempt to insult people, you imbecile. I am a good one and you would never get a girl like me, Okay Doogie? And watch how you throw the word black around you racist piece of trash.click to expand


Posted by KingOfAriesPosted by AutumnalChickPosted by KingOfAriesPosted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
I doubt you have any type of glow about you but I bet if you rip your glove you could become infected Doggie.
usually you dont rip your glow, you poke it through with something sharp nearly as a needle, and most of the time glow isnt the only thing you poke, especially when youre washing instruments
It is a fucking GLOVE. GLOVE. G-L-O-V-E.
Are you seriously in college?
thanks i wondered why my computer kept autocorrecting lol, no im joking im in the kinder garden, bye gotta go studyclick to expand

Posted by LadyScorpP
Dash of Vodka, Tequila, Rum, Gin, and Triple Sec. Mix in some freshly squeezed lemon juice and a splash of Coca-Cola. Shaken, poured into a glass with a touch of fizz on the top, Garnishes it with a bit of lemon...et voila 🙂
Enjoy MMI!


Posted by LadyScorpPPosted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Can't get much stronger than five shots in one. Two's my limit but I slam them so fast they're still spinning from when they were shaken.
Absinthe?click to expand

Posted by winterwroughtPosted by aPiscesPrincessPosted by winterwrought
^^
So if she then chooses be his guide,
Offers her hand to his - and takes him inside,
A gentle pull, a willing step, she lets him in
into a large lobby and yet he does not feel
cold nor daunted, but rather warm and welcome,
though lost and in awe of this labyrinthine place,
she turns to face him, looks him in the eyes and
smiles, he stands beguiled and reassured as she
pulls him forth to continue the tour.
To dungeons that are dark, damp and deep;
To chambers in moonlit spires steep,
To brightened hallways: lush and adorned,
To bedrooms spacious, inviting, warm,
To banquet halls with much wine and a feast,
To ballrooms where they may dance to the
beats of each other's heart.
You're welcome Sir
Beautiful 😄
Thank you. And MM&I. And LadyScorpP. For the compliments. 🙂click to expand





Posted by LadyScorpPPosted by MeMyselfAndIntriguedPosted by LadyScorpPPosted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Can't get much stronger than five shots in one. Two's my limit but I slam them so fast they're still spinning from when they were shaken.
Absinthe?
Olp, Yes, that and everclear
Certainly 🙂
Absinthe the French or Bohemian style , which do you prefer?click to expand


Posted by winterwroughtPosted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
I was referring to piscesprincess' pictures.
Ah, okay. 🙂 Thanks for the clarification.click to expand

Posted by LadyScorpPPosted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
I'll never turn down a great Bordeaux.
Good, now let me open a bottle 🙂 A glass for you....anyone else would like one?
What would you like for accompaniments as well?click to expand

Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Enfant-terrible, you are busted...."Most guys would say yes to an open relationship....correction, guys with no self-respect like moi". Wasn't it you that said I was narrow minded because I said "no self respecting woman wants an open relationship"? HMMM?
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Worn out....stretched out...like those women in those porno movies that have their lips hanging down to their thighs....click to expand




Posted by LadyScorpPPosted by MeMyselfAndIntriguedPosted by LadyScorpPPosted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
I'll never turn down a great Bordeaux.
Good, now let me open a bottle 🙂 A glass for you....anyone else would like one?
What would you like for accompaniments as well?
Carpaccio
Carpaccio de boeuf, de foie gras, ou de canard? 🙂click to expand



Posted by TowardAscension
How do you Pisceans (especially women) feel about open relationships?

Posted by MissPiratePosted by TowardAscension
How do you Pisceans (especially women) feel about open relationships?
Share my man?
No fucking way.
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Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
And again Enfant-terrible.....nothing is ridiculous about what I said. A woman's inner labia lines can get stretched out and worn from fast and rough friction,(Uhhhh, that sounds fun), resulting in changes in appearance. Anyway, look it up.
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
But I can see you've resorted to the name calling again. So, it's obvious you don't want to marry me now. I'm crushed. It's too bad because my tight vagina has plenty of personality. You're right though, the length has nothing to do with being worn out, but....you can tell when they have been put through the ringer because they look like wrinkled prunes.
Posted by LadyScorpPYou are a sin, you devil!
Handsome cat with a mane to match, who cooks too, allow me to bring the wine then
*I thought I was the only one who loves the 50s*click to expand

Posted by P-AngelPosted by MissPiratePosted by TowardAscension
How do you Pisceans (especially women) feel about open relationships?
Share my man?
No fucking way.
The question doesn't ask about a woman sharing her man.
I'm unclear why it keeps getting defined as such.click to expand



Posted by MissPiratePosted by P-AngelPosted by MissPiratePosted by TowardAscension
How do you Pisceans (especially women) feel about open relationships?
Share my man?
No fucking way.
The question doesn't ask about a woman sharing her man.
I'm unclear why it keeps getting defined as such.
What's the question then just how we feel about them in general?
I'm not against them if that's the case, to each their own and if two people are comfortable enough with that arrangement good for them. Personally though I don't think I could be in one because I wouldn't like the thought of my partner seeing other people nor would I myself want to if I were in a relationship with someone.click to expand




Posted by enfant_terrible
I don't know why all my discussions end up in technicalities around the southern regions of the female anatomy, lol.






Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
You freaking idiot. Tell me how it's possible not to have read what I wrote and then quote it and say 'that's it". Your mom looks younger, my dog looks younger. Really? Let me tell you, you are by far the better "come backer".
You couldn't be more lame if you had told me a Yo Mama's so fat joke.


Posted by RealTalkPosted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
You freaking idiot. Tell me how it's possible not to have read what I wrote and then quote it and say 'that's it". Your mom looks younger, my dog looks younger. Really? Let me tell you, you are by far the better "come backer".
You couldn't be more lame if you had told me a Yo Mama's so fat joke.
See...I told you you're a dumb bitch. Ok, put that little crumb brain of yours to work & try to comprehend you ass. I DID NOT READ WHAT YOU WROTE BEFORE THAT. I QUOTED THE BULLSHIT ASS ONE LINER YOU WROTE. DO. YOU. GET. IT. NOW?
You're still a wack ass bitch who's still TRYING so hard to insult me. Uh...EPIC FAIL. *still laughing* 😄
Oh thanks for the compliment!!!! I concur!!! Better "come backer"...Lmao. You're so imcompetent.click to expand


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You couldn't be more lame if you had told me a Yo Mama's so fat joke.