So

This fish dude invited me for drinks tomorrow night. He insisted on a bar next to his apartment, but I redirected to this downtown place we both like.

Any trolly dxp last words of wisdom? Lol
Send your child off with a blessing, I might dunk my head on the other side of my cusp, never to return.

make sure to wear clean undies.....

oh and look both ways before crossing the street....

ANNNND

Yes, you can get pregnant the 1st time!!!!

😛

oooooo a pisces and drinks

get it Ram!

Posted by queencancer
Get the fuck off of DXP and go have some awesome real life fun. Give your body and soul what it wants. Enjoy!

It's tomorrow...

Also...

I do whatta want! Ya not the baws of me!

Also, given the fact that ever since my gallbladder has been gone, I get intoxicated that much quicker, the Fish will probably outdrink me.

Posted by RamOfPeace
Also, given the fact that ever since my gallbladder has been gone, I get intoxicated that much quicker, the Fish will probably outdrink me.

Well that was gonna happen anyway tbh

Troof

Posted by queencancer

Posted by RamOfPeace

Posted by queencancer
Get the fuck off of DXP and go have some awesome real life fun. Give your body and soul what it wants. Enjoy!

It's tomorrow...

Also...

I do whatta want! Ya not the baws of me!

Ok. Apply that pep talk tomorrow. And yes, I want you to do what you want to do. No...you're the baws of you...bawface. Lol...I got nothing.

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Suddenly, in a world of Cardinals and executives, where everybody strives for dominance 😆

Pisces, take me back. I want to idgaf

Unless you want to wake up butt naked, end the date kinda early and don't expect him to bring the fun. He's probably going to play coy at first. Sounds like you're excited. Hmmm...lol This should be interesting.

Actually I'm just going out to drink with a random dude, and the only prospect of fun is simply enjoying the evening and the booze... on the inside I am all sequoia 😢

LOL, regardless, have fun! Hey, you've got a date! (it's been a while for me 😉

Actually it's been two weeks, LOL!

what's wrong with waking up butt naked?

Posted by Koniucha
Tell him, 'bee-otch, I used to be a fish!' 😛

"Back in MY day, we used toilets for other reasons, rather than selfie taking, young Fish!"

Sadly, this doesn't even earn a honorable mention, but at least I got free drinks. 😄

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Posted by RamOfPeace
Sadly, this doesn't even earn a honorable mention, but at least I got free drinks. 😄

Why? Was he boring?

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With me being on the skinny side, I had a feeling that I could split him in two just by touching him. He was also much shorter, and the only conversation part that went well was mostly nerdy. He was a well-mannered and nice guy though, but I probably sound even more so like a bitch by stating that lol