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I mean shit we really do. I'm always going back and forth between whether or not I should live selfishly or for other pe
I was thinking about this the other day. If so why? If not, why? Or maybe?
Are you wondering why your relationships keep failing? What do all of these guys/gals have in common? YOU!!!!!! STOP
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses
I know I am a bit into over-sharing, and people recognize this as a boundary issue, but I wonder if its what makes me ot
So the other day I read a comment posted by a girl complaining that men aren't gentlemen anymore, and that going dutch i
#1. My best friend knows everything. She knows all of your vitals - from the size of your bank account to the size of yo
So guys. When a girl tells you that she had a dream about you, what do you think about that?
I have now learned that if I meet a guy and he says the last girl he dated was crazy...chances are he's an assbag and I'
to be dick or pussy whipped? Someone having so much sexual power over you that you cant think or even function straight.
JIM: Four years ago, I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing that I've ever had to do... which was just to wait. Uh, don't get me wrong. I flirted with her. Pam, I can now admit in front of my friends and family that I do know how to make a photo copy. Didn't need your help that many times. And do you remember how long it took you to teach me how to drive a stick?
PAM: Like... a year.
JIM: I've been driving stick since high school. So... yes. For a really long time that's all I had. I just had little moments with a girl who saw me as friend. And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think even then I knew that... I was waiting for my wife.
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PAM: Hey! This is not half-way! I did the math. I had to drive way longer than you. Montclair would have been closer, so you have to buy lunch.....What are you doing?
JIM: I just... couldn't wait.
PAM: Oh my God!
JIM: Pam, will you marry me?
PAM: Oh my God!
JIM: So?
PAM: Yes!
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JIM: I'm in love with you.
PAM: What?
JIM: I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing, I know that. I just...
PAM: What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that?
JIM: I just needed you to know. Once.
PAM: Well, I um... I... I can't.
JIM: Yeah.
PAM: You have no idea...
JIM: Don't do that.
PAM: ...what your friendship means to me.
JIM: Come on. I don't wanna do that. I wanna be more than that.
PAM: I can't. I'm really sorry if you misinterpreted things. It's probably my fault.
JIM: Not your fault. I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship.
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PAM: We just, we never got the timing right. You know? I shot him down, and then he did the same to me, and... But you know what? It's OK. I'm totally fine. Everything is gonna be totally---
JIM: Pam. Um, are you free for dinner tonight?
PAM: Yes.
JIM: All right. Then... it's a date.
PAM: [to camera] I'm sorry, what was the question?
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JIM: I bought those boat tickets the day I saw that You Tube video. I knew we'd need a back-up plan. The boat was actually Plan C. The church was Plan B and Plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago. Pretty much
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