Naughty secrets women keep from men!

#1. My best friend knows everything. She knows all of your vitals - from the size of your bank account to the size of your other, er, holdings - and she knows how both compare with those of every other man I've dated.

#2. I'll never tell you exactly how many men I've slept with. No matter how sincere I appeared when I answered your question.

#3. I still think about my ex-boyfriends and compare them to you. Mostly you win. Sometimes not.

#4. I have discovered your porn stash and your frequently visited dirty websites and think the things that turn you on are hilarious.

#5. I want you to talk dirty.

#6. I check out your bum every time you leave the room.

#7. I want you to take control in bed. Yes, I have a successful career, I'm financially independent, I live on my own and I don't need a man to make me happy (in theory). But I still want you to pick me up, carry me into the bedroom and take without asking.

#8. Even though I may complain that I don't see you enough (or that you work too hard), I find nothing sexier than watching you put on a suit in the morning and rush off to work.

#9. I start fights with you because I'm feeling ignored. Don't retreat into your cave; just give me what I want: some attention. And never tell me to "calm down", unless you want to guarantee that I absolutely won't.

#10. I may find your best friend repulsive, but I've fantasised about sleeping with him. Not because I want him, but because I want a piece of a bloke who is so close to you.

#11. If I'm going to break up with you, all of my friends know long before you do. I've been talking about it for two weeks.

Ladies, you got a lot of explaining to do! 😉

Posted by enfant_terrible
#1. My best friend knows everything.

Yep, pretty much.

I'll never tell you exactly how many men I've slept with.

No. I WILL tell, but usually figure out I shouldn't have.

I still think about my ex-boyfriends and compare them to you. Mostly you win. Sometimes not.

True.

I have discovered your porn stash and your frequently visited dirty websites and think the things that turn you on are hilarious.

True

I want you to talk dirty.

True. Unless you're terrible at it.

I check out your bum every time you leave the room.

Not every time.

I want you to take control in bed. Yes, I have a successful career, I'm financially independent, I live on my own and I don't need a man to make me happy (in theory). But I still want you to pick me up, carry me into the bedroom and take without asking.

True

Even though I may complain that I don't see you enough (or that you work too hard), I find nothing sexier than watching you put on a suit in the morning and rush off to work.

It's not the suit- it's the fact that you're responsible.

I start fights with you because I'm feeling ignored. Don't retreat into your cave; just give me what I want: some attention. And never tell me to "calm down", unless you want to guarantee that I absolutely won't.

True.

I may find your best friend repulsive, but I've fantasised about sleeping with him. Not because I want him, but because I want a piece of a bloke who is so close to you.

No. His friends are not attractive at all.

If I'm going to break up with you, all of my friends know long before you do. I've been talking about it for two weeks.

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Yep.

I ain't 'splainin' nuthin'!

😛

Posted by Nemesis
why does a guy even have to ask how many men his woman has been with?

i don't understand. no matter the body count; it usually leads to some form of insecurity.

It's not so much about the numbers - not at all in fact - you could have had 100 mediocre ONS's and I wouldn't care, but it's about those guys who actually managed to get it right. Emotionally. Sexually.

It's like, "Who or what do I have to compete with here?".

And you're gonna tell me the past doesn't matter because you're here with me NOW. How exactly does that offer me any peace of mind? There are still individual things that may or may not make each and every one of those guys better than me...as far as you're concerned. I mean come on, the fact that someone else has an intimate history with someone you love, isn't that enough to drive you insane with curiosity?

Personally, when I'm deeply involved with someone, I WILL lurk shit out eventually because I just need to know certain things that I have no business knowing....it's the only way for me to process it correctly, and come out a better man. I can get over most things, but I need to know or else they'll just consume me. And frankly, my mind is so much more vicious than reality ever was.

I hope it sheds some more original light over the topic of 'track history' and why and HOW it matters. In some cases it's insecurity, in other cases it's just being possessive. I'm moderatly insecure and moderatly possessive. But put those two in a shaker, and you got yourself a Cancer moon/venus cocktail!

@tiziani: See it this way, what difference do numbers make if every one of those numbers sucked? It's the quality I'm concerned about, not the quantity. 😉

Posted by truecap
I ain't 'splainin' nuthin'!

I'm sorry, if all of that list is true, then I'm joining a monastery! Lol

Posted by size zero superhero
. My friends & I have nothing better to discuss than your junk, and how it compares to others on the weenie scale."
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Not necessarily but if you have sent me a picture of your junk, my friends have probably seen it! lol.

Posted by truecap
I ain't 'splainin' nuthin'!

😛

This 🙂

Posted by pssymonstaa
Lol i think this mostly applies to younger, less mature females, not you grown ass sexy women.

Ain't you the sweet talker! 🙂

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Posted by size zero superhero
. My friends & I have nothing better to discuss than your junk, and how it compares to others on the weenie scale."
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Not necessarily but if you have sent me a picture of your junk, my friends have probably seen it! lol.

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*palms to face*

Bwahahahaha!

Posted by pssymonstaa
Lol i think this mostly applies to younger, less mature females, not you grown ass sexy women.

someone understands women 😛

my only secret is I don't divulge my secrets to my partner all at once, I will spread it out, just to keep it interesting and my partner will be the only person who knows my "secrets"

I'm not big on pictures but some guys are really into it. To the point that they practically beg to send a junk pic of themselves. I really only showed my one friend. She liked to see them.

Yeah and what's up with girls anyway? Why do you all pretend you don't like it when we send you pics of our junk? 😛

Because sometimes it's hard to know what to reply to it. Lol.

My favorite reply is, "looks delicious." Lol.

Posted by enfant_terrible
Yeah and what's up with girls anyway? Why do you all pretend you don't like it when we send you pics of our junk? 😛

Dunno about other women on this website, but as for me and my friends: we don't pretend, it's true. I personally would be laughing my ass out if a guy did that and no, he would not stand a chance with me. I'd also find that quite idiotic, considering how everything seems to find its way on the internet nowadays...... Careful with what you send to a girl (or to a guy), especially if you're in a relationship with them, some people take a break-up more badly than others and you don't know what they might do with those pics 😉

Do guys usually think about these things? *takes notes*

and so I go down the road of corruption 😛

sorry I mean enlightenment!

Posted by Nemesis
at least you are genuine and sincere, so big huggies for that my leo —
but i still do not agree with a lot of what you said. new partner, new page. new chance for both.

Yeah I understand many people feel like that, but I cannot relate to it at all. Mentally nor emotionally.

I'm nothing like your Fish though, I'm not that open about my insecurities. I'll find out stuff and then I will withdraw for a while, you may feel I've been a little aloof "lately" but that's just me processing everything. When I'm finished I'll be back to the same old me, possibly a little stronger and less jealous. 🙂

Posted by Galyn
Careful with what you send to a girl (or to a guy), especially if you're in a relationship with them, some people take a break-up more badly than others and you don't know what they might do with those pics 😉

Yeah but what if I don't feel I have anything to be ashamed of? 😛

(No, I don't randomly post pics of my junk to girlfriends or strangers, unless they specifically ask for it, which basically NEVER happens. Men and women simply don't feel the same about genitals, lol.)

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Posted by Galyn
Careful with what you send to a girl (or to a guy), especially if you're in a relationship with them, some people take a break-up more badly than others and you don't know what they might do with those pics 😉

Yeah but what if I don't feel I have anything to be ashamed of? 😛

(No, I don't randomly post pics of my junk to girlfriends or strangers, unless they specifically ask for it, which basically NEVER happens. Men and women simply don't feel the same about genitals, lol.)

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If you're not ashamed of it you get naked in front of her, not by text messages 😄

And I mean it can always end up on FB, your boss or future employer might see it, etc. The Internet, buddy.

Posted by ninjafish
Body pics without a visible face attached are surely okay though, no?

I guess unless you tag the person or there's sthg to prove it's him. To be fair I was mostly concerned with pics of women when they send naughty pictures of them, they usually let the face show 🙂 Had a friend who's boyfriend received that from another girl. I told her to send it to her dad 😄

1. First part no, last part yes initially until it no longer matters.

2. Very true.

3. Nope.

4. Only because I asked. I won't pry or go behind your back.

5. Yes. Sometimes.

6. Yes and during sex. Why do you think I have all these mirrors?

7. Actually depends on my mood.

#8. One has nothing to do with the other. So, uh no.

9. No. I start a discussion. Your response may turn it into a "fight". Take all the space you need. When you're ready to agree with every thing I say, you can come out (J/K). Really depends on how "calm down" is being communicated to me.

10. This is telling.....

11. Nope. Too private. I don't talk about my relationship with my friends.

Posted by feb16aqua
I've heard "never show a man your whole ass"

Exactly...