@venusianbull
16 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus
Emu oil is good for your dermis. 🙂 It rubs the emu on its skin..or it gets the hose again...
Hehehehe, maybe it was a bestiality joke at that. 🙂
LOL I think I've sailed over subtle hints and gone straight to obvious.
FWIW when I googled facial:
Quite ironic.
Hahahaha exactly
Posted by pigeonpie
not cocks and jizz, even though that would keep things totally on topic.
Oh well that's what I meant.
Way to make me think I'm the only one in the gutter....you're not fooling me 😛
LOL that's a faillll
Nope *duckface*
Can hardly wait.
*walks out*
Lol
Posted by KingPisces
OK wtf? I leave for 5 mins and this happens? Get your asses back into original content.P.S. I would so love to do a cumshot facial to you LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved. You just got that look....
Holy Shit! How in the fuck did I miss this one!!!
Ill take that as a compliment... you see I refuse to be insulted on dxp.... and its all in how you perceive things.... I refuse to see any negative in this.... I ROCK! 😄
And the queue should def be worried about me. Although, I doubt they are! LOL
Why thank you! Im really quite boring though. You wouldnt find me interesting for long! 😉
You want to engage me in conversation— You are so sweet and full of substance. I may heart you!
Posted by seavixen2
I totally don't see what the issue is...semen is the secret ingredient in La Mer...
great anti-ager :p
LMAO!!!!!
I read their website a little, and it said EYE CONCENTRATE!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, this song is great for this thread:
Killer Mike is an Aries/Taurus cuspian, a 420 dood.
Now that looks like an interesting conversation, Dear.
Shall I take out my pen and paper and take some notes—
We will call it dick-tation...
Posted by brianafay
FWIW when I googled facial:
Again
? any thoughts?
Lol
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Now that looks like an interesting conversation, Dear.Shall I take out my pen and paper and take some notes—
We will call it dick-tation...
Yes. I would like to evaluate your oral dictation abilities. I need a secretary with strong verbal skills.
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No worries there, my oral skills are quite up to par I assure you. And Im no secretary, Im the freakin CEO... dont forget who you are dealing with here. Im a Leo... we dont do secretarial work..... 😉
Bri.... you crack me up!
Posted by brianafay
? any thoughts?
Yeah, this:
Kingpisces, you knocked me out of the conversation. You water signs SUCK AT CONVERSATION FLOW! Yeesh.
Of course you are the subordinate.....
Okay, now that we're BACK ON TOPIC!!!
I have no problem with cum in the face... Ever heard of soap people? It's for washing.
Posted by Eris
I have no problem with cum in the face... Ever heard of soap people? It's for washing.
EXACTLY!!!!
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Of course you are the subordinate.....Of course....I would love to lick kiss your shoes and lick your legs.
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ahaha.... lickin these legs may take you a while!!!
And.... you're gonna need it to satisfy this Lioness! 😉
Dont you know the sexual chemistry between a fish and a lion is off the charts.... but thats where it ends! LOL!
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
And.... you're gonna need it to satisfy this Lioness! 😉Dont you know the sexual chemistry between a fish and a lion is off the charts.... but thats where it ends! LOL!
I know, I am well aware.
But hey, we only live once right? Let's cruise and enjoy the moment.
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And there's the nibble..... "FISH ON!!!" 😉
Posted by justSophs
Black people aren't really black pigeon. Most of us are brown...DUH!click to expandI know, but the minstrel act wasn't 🙂
Posted by brianafay
FWIW when I googled facial:Again
she looks constipated. :T
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And one more time!!!
Sorry, but it was way too heavy in here!
LMAO!!! @ pigeonpie!! Thats awesome!!!! 😄
Awww man, and I thought she just needed some Tucks wipes or summat.
LOL!!!
Geezs still at it they must of come in each others faces 100 time but the weekend is my time to roam about and watch the horses run maybe I am getting old shooting off in someones face or watch the horses run?
Both? I should think it's quite possible.
I guessed right I knew she would be on the cum shot thread.
Oh for heavens sakes man. You can address me directly or put a name to who on earth you're talking too/about. I promise I won't bite..much.
LOL Be direct or ....NO COOKIE FOR YOU! I'm the Cookie Nazi. 😉
And still laughing. 😄
the comment was for LLLTBL
Of course it was.
Posted by james tate
the comment was for LLLTBL
Hahaha! I knew it was for me. ANd yes dear... where else would you expect to find me!!—
Not wanting to sound like a ho but to me when it comes to sex anything goes! i didnt even think it was odd for a guy to come in your face and definately wouldnt expect the guy to ask permission. I like guys to be dominant in bed (the only place i allow anyone to dominate me) so being asked if they could please, maybe, possibly cum in my face if it was ok would be such a turn off, just do it!! LOL
yes! and i do let him sometimes!
Posted by justSophs
Black people aren't really black pigeon. Most of us are brown...DUH!Yeah of course I am saying all black people have bulging eyes and pointing lips...NOT!
NEWS FLASH moron I am black. Racist people think like that.
That picture touched too close to home for me, thats all I am saying. Chocalate face mask or not. Perception is key. It was not the mask itself persay, it was the expression on her face combined with the mask.
Take a look at all the other chocolate face mask pictures you Googled. Everyone else is relaxed enjoying a facial. She is wide-eyed and have a pouting lip. Thats a classic racist image. Thats how it was expressed during the minstrel show period.
White people might look at it and say "oh yeah a chocolate face mask" but someone like me who have seen images like this and experienced racism to my face, beem called a nigger, a coon, "go back to Africa", monkey, oh do you like watermelon and friend chicken darkies, you blackie all my life, might see a picture like that and be offended.
PERCEPTION IS KEY! It mite not be intended to offend but to certain group of people who experienced that type of racism might be offended by it.
Like I said it represents something different for me even if the intended purpose wasn't to offend.
heh. that reminds me of when i was in line at the grocery store with my long time friend. he bought watermelon, fried chicken, orange soda, and hot sauce. the checker, who was white, flashed him a look which my friend caught. my friend responded with,"Yes, I am going to a n*gger bbq." He's black. Very, very black. ha! hey, i think it's funny.
although i figured the picture was of a woman wearing a chocolate mask (hell, it looks like chocolate even and not mud) i was also instantly reminded of the minstrel portrayal. old cartoons used to portray them this way as well. though it might hit close to home just try to let it roll off. i am of mixed ethnicities and experienced racism in my own home... and only from them! weird huh?
Yes, and i like it. I Love giving my man "when i have one" head. And i love his cum on my face,tits,azz,pu $ $ y wherever. I will even lick it off my fingers. Sorry, but i aint scared to admit it!
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Oh that SO did not sound right in light of original topic. 😛