here is a good one...

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A couple weekends ago some dude came up to me at BestBuy and started a conversation. Now mind you it was Sunday morning, I just rolled out of bed and needed an ink for my printer ASAP. So here I am in my sweatpants, with no makeup, haven't waxed my eyebrows in a month or so lol, and this stranger is asking to take me out to dinner. I thought it was really sweet of him and figured that he's already seen at my worst lol, so I gave him my digits.
He calls exactly a week later when I'm deathly sick, so I don't pick up and don't call him back. Then he calls me again today. First thing that comes out of his mouth: —So I decided to give you another chance and call you again, before I completely forget about you??_?? then he goes: —I do not like when people ignore me, so if you do not want to talk to me just let me know??, and further: —I'm sorry you were sick, my weekend rocked however!—?_I'm betting he's either a Pisces or a Leo or a Psycho!

Just thought it was funny, gave me a good chuckle...
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Sometimes its just about the numbers.

There was this guy I used to work with, decent enough guy but some would say he was lacking in the "looks" department. Strangely enough, he was always dating a smoking hot chic. During happy hour one night with "the guys", the topic came up about how he always ended up with a razor fine chica and his honest answer was just being confident and not getting deterred by rejection.

He had no misconceptions about his looks but his attitude was "If I keep trying to approach women, someone's EVENTUALLY going to talk to me". Even if it was just 1 gal out of 10 or 15, once he did get his shot, he just worked the charm and confidence.

Can't blame the man for trying if the end result comes up with a win in his book 🙂

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Im gonna go with Psycho. No Leo men I know would offer a "second chance" or even admit that they were thinking about you!! LOL!!

Not a Pisces either, they are not that insensitive as to the comment about your weekend and like Ian said... they probably wouldnt get mad about not answering the phone call.

Yeah.... just a typical male psycho.... no astrology needed! LOL!
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Im gonna go with Psycho. No Leo men I know would offer a "second chance" or even admit that they were thinking about you!! LOL!!

Not a Pisces either, they are not that insensitive as to the comment about your weekend and like Ian said... they probably wouldnt get mad about not answering the phone call.

Yeah.... just a typical male psycho.... no astrology needed! LOL!



i was going to say we are not that insensitive..
no need i guess..
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LOL! No need.... you guys are the sweeties of the zodiacs! Must be a water thing cause I find the Cancer boys run a close second to you... at least in my world!
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hey giz - i told a "hot" stranger i luv'd his car (it was a bad ass 69 camaro) and he said i could have it...i thought he was playing til he brought me the pink slip !





Damn Eden!! Thats some powerful shiz-nit right there!! LOL!! And OMG..... as I wouldnt have taken it either... I wouldve been tempted... thats my absolute all time Favorite CAR!!!!
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hey giz - i told a "hot" stranger i luv'd his car (it was a bad ass 69 camaro) and he said i could have it...i thought he was playing til he brought me the pink slip !





Damn Eden!! Thats some powerful shiz-nit right there!! LOL!! And OMG..... as I wouldnt have taken it either... I wouldve been tempted... thats my absolute all time Favorite CAR!!!!



OMG ! mine two !!!! ur rad! ya i mean i don't make a habit of complimenting hot strange men ;P...it was truly the car that provoked me !

idk what is up with men but they always try to give me things *smh* even boys at the bagel shops & stuff they r always like u don't have to pay...wwhhaattt! i am not a taker at all....
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Girl, you are just way to hot!! LOL!! Yes, I had a 69 camaro and a 67 firebird a few years back.... sadly... I no longer have them!!! I FREAKIN LOVE a muscle care! I like my men like that too... muscles and bad... throw a few tattoos on him and oh boy I get weak at the knees!!! And put him in a hot bad ass car! Hell yeah! Anyway..... *snapping out of it now*
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Posted by eden 3
Posted by VirgoHero
Missmorals posted this a few weeks ago..

Reason why some women are single

Its this guy all over again.



i thought the same thing vh how funny...

this dude is freaky...was he cute?

not that it matters just trying to gauge his desperation ;P

when guys hit on me when i look like this i always think u can not be feeling good about urself dude...
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Lol. Eden you are too funny!
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*The reason why I thought he was either Pisces or Leo, because Pisces don't give up for a long time and Leos could be arrogant at times (just from my experience, not directed at anyone).

*No, he wasn't hot. No, I'm not hot either.

*That audio is hilarious!

*Yes I was sleepy and out of it.

*No, not taking him up on his offer, arrogant people irritate the hell out of me.

*LOL @ "typical male psycho.... no astrology needed".

*Ms. P, I don't disect people I either like them and want them to stick around or I don't.

*Eden, I used to date someone with '76 Transam, loved the noise of the motor!

*Hi Bells, yes ma'am yes it's me!

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hey giz - i told a "hot" stranger i luv'd his car (it was a bad ass 69 camaro) and he said i could have it...i thought he was playing til he brought me the pink slip !

i was all uumm no thx

he of course did try to date me after which i was so not into cuz buying someone is not my idea of romance. i really wonder what type of chicks take these types of guys up on these offers—

i dont wear makeup a lot cuz i surf...but no makeup is quite different than bed head, bad breath, pillow creases and sweats.... even if ur beautiful ur not gonna be feeling like being hit on... come on guys have some pride jeez ;P




I'd a done it.that's my rule...you give me a '69 I give you one.
meh,maybe I'm a whore.
but I'd be a whore in the best muscle car ever.
don't judge me. 😢
*smh*
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Girl you always crack me up!!!! LMAO!!!
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NO VH!!! Say it isnt so...... CHEVY.... CHEVY!!!! Come on!!!!

No, all kidding aside, that is one Ford that I would definitely drive!! LOL!!



LOL. L, don't worry. This is one of the very FEW Ford's I've ever desired. My first car was a Chevy V8 that I had to work on constantly. Learned a lot on that baby.

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*sighs with relief* I thought I was going to have to slap you around a bit! 😉
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When you gave what led up to the point of this ... why mention what you were wearing, and how you look?

When you finally talked to him and he said he's give you another chance, you didn't testify that he said anything about this chance coming to you because of how good you look, even in sweats ... yet, that must be the reason why you threw that in there.


Why else would you say it.

Are you lacking people in your life telling you look good ... and so this is why you must make sure you tell other people?