@Mohini
10 Years1,000+ PostsSagittarius
Lets say...
Because I think I should text him and ask if he is single and willing to take me out on a date. But I haven't done thst and he's been around for 2 years but that's what I think I should do
This guy is probably older than me by planets. Like I think he is 40 and I'm 27. But this crush is real.
He brings me doughnjts after I tell him to stop coming in without food. He always mentions my hair
Posted by xXxAliciaXxX
No.
Wtf
What was his reaction when you hit with the door?
Posted by Shashkay
How To Figure Out If Someone Is Single. “Do you worry about choking alone in your apartment?”
You can die.
Posted by pisceanloves
What was his reaction when you hit with the door?
I didn't see it becaused i didnt face him
He asked me if the bike outside was mine.
I said yes.
He asked if I lived near by, I said yes.
And walked off.
This guy hads been in contact with me for years.... he always points out my hair or whatever.
If he brings you donuts, maybe turn it around and offer to buy him a donut and a coffee for a quick brunch -- something super informal that gives you the wiggle room to ask the single/flirty questions without being intense. Cause let's be real. Donuts are the most flirty, playful of foods. Fruits are sex foods, cake is drunk food, but donuts? A/S/L food like whoaaaaaaa
Posted by xXxAliciaXxX
If he has a girlfriend, no.There are plenty of guys who will show you interest and are single.
I dont know that status currently
Posted by Shashkay
Posted by Mohini
Posted by Shashkay
How To Figure Out If Someone Is Single. “Do you worry about choking alone in your apartment?”
You can die.
I think you want me to leave you alone. :-)
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I want you to be real.
Posted by 000sillylion000
If he brings you donuts, maybe turn it around and offer to buy him a donut and a coffee for a quick brunch -- something super informal that gives you the wiggle room to ask the single/flirty questions without being intense. Cause let's be real. Donuts are the most flirty, playful of foods. Fruits are sex foods, cake is drunk food, but donuts? A/S/L food like whoaaaaaaa
Um no. I won't. He must do more I can offer my availability.
Posted by DanceWithMeLightly
If he has a gf, then no.
That was a year ago, she may not still be there. I should ask.
Posted by xXxAliciaXxX
Posted by Mohini
Posted by xXxAliciaXxX
If he has a girlfriend, no.There are plenty of guys who will show you interest and are single.
I dont know that status currently
Find out.
All you have to do is ask.
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I will. Thats step one. Ty.
Posted by Shashkay
Posted by Mohini
Posted by DanceWithMeLightly
If he has a gf, then no.
That was a year ago, she may not still be there. I should ask.
Ask him if he is single and would he like to go out.
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Hush. I will do it my way. If only for fun so be it. I'm gonna do it.
Give him a handjob out back.
Posted by Mohini
Posted by pisceanloves
What was his reaction when you hit with the door?
I didn't see it becaused i didnt face him
He asked me if the bike outside was mine.
I said yes.
He asked if I lived near by, I said yes.
And walked off.
This guy hads been in contact with me for years.... he always points out my hair or whatever.
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Well if you don't mind your job and have no future plans about your career, or your working place doesn't require you to be conservative then I don't see any issues.
Well ask him to help you with little things you need sometimes, give him a chance to feel needed, do you do that?
Posted by Quantum
Give him a handjob out back.
Dirty bitch. This is not high school.
Posted by Mohini
Posted by Quantum
Give him a handjob out back.
Dirty bitch. This is not high school.
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Okay...
Let him cum in your butt then.
Posted by pisceanloves
Posted by Mohini
Posted by pisceanloves
What was his reaction when you hit with the door?
I didn't see it becaused i didnt face him
He asked me if the bike outside was mine.
I said yes.
He asked if I lived near by, I said yes.
And walked off.
This guy hads been in contact with me for years.... he always points out my hair or whatever.
Well if you don't mind your job and have no future plans about your career, or your working place doesn't require you to be conservative then I don't see any issues.
Well ask him to help you with little things you need sometimes, give him a chance to feel needed, do you do that?click to expand
I Just texted him about clarification about his surgey consult
Posted by pakmai
Ask lol you could even text it. Life is too short to over worry yourself about something like this. Either he's single or he isn't. In the end, at least you'll know!
Lol I ji see t tried it. I don't even knowkf it's the correct number anymore.
Posted by Koniuchaa
Well find out if he is single.If he is, hit him with the door again and say, sorry, I can buy you dinner!
Lol. He never answered the text of the number I had from his professional line.
Good play.
Posted by Jahlia
Posted by xXxAliciaXxX
If he has a girlfriend, no.There are plenty of guys who will show you interest and are single.
Where's your venus?
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Ugh. Scorp 4th house why
OK, I'm done.
Posted by Jahlia
Posted by Mohini
Posted by Jahlia
Posted by xXxAliciaXxX
If he has a girlfriend, no.There are plenty of guys who will show you interest and are single.
Where's your venus?
Ugh. Scorp 4th house why
Double dose of water. 👀 do you believe in the one?
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Yea. i do.
But I'm being dramatic. Just put on brave heart
Posted by 000sillylion000
If he brings you donuts, maybe turn it around and offer to buy him a donut and a coffee for a quick brunch -- something super informal that gives you the wiggle room to ask the single/flirty questions without being intense. Cause let's be real. Donuts are the most flirty, playful of foods. Fruits are sex foods, cake is drunk food, but donuts? A/S/L food like whoaaaaaaa
This.
Or something like it... but definitely
Posted by Montgomery
Posted by 000sillylion000
If he brings you donuts, maybe turn it around and offer to buy him a donut and a coffee for a quick brunch -- something super informal that gives you the wiggle room to ask the single/flirty questions without being intense. Cause let's be real. Donuts are the most flirty, playful of foods. Fruits are sex foods, cake is drunk food, but donuts? A/S/L food like whoaaaaaaa
This.
Or something like it... but definitely
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Ok. I texted him. I used work as an excuse. It was late, like 945pm. He responds the next morning. I was embarrassed so I told I texted the wrong person.
Silence.
Then last night he texts and tries to find out why I contacted him so late.
I just told him"i saw you, and i wanted to know if we could get together outside of work, i was embarrassed I used work as an excuse so I lied and told you I had the wrong number. Very unprofessional."
He called and was authentically flattered. Asked where I was a year ago when he brought me in doughnuts, apple annies and gifts every week. I told him he didnt need to explain but thanked him for calling.
All is well. And the next time I see him I'll be cordial. 🙂
A small step to for others but a huge step for my life. I told the truth. And it's all good. (Besides having strep. Apparently that was a side effect of being a sneaky liar.)
I'd run away at his sight because he has a GF, a mother in law and still seems to be flirty.
Ruuuuuun 👻
I'm sorry you developed a crush on him though. Nothing wrong in crushing on him from afar though☺
Posted by Finbuff
Posted by Mohini
Posted by Montgomery
Posted by 000sillylion000
If he brings you donuts, maybe turn it around and offer to buy him a donut and a coffee for a quick brunch -- something super informal that gives you the wiggle room to ask the single/flirty questions without being intense. Cause let's be real. Donuts are the most flirty, playful of foods. Fruits are sex foods, cake is drunk food, but donuts? A/S/L food like whoaaaaaaa
This.
Or something like it... but definitely
Ok. I texted him. I used work as an excuse. It was late, like 945pm. He responds the next morning. I was embarrassed so I told I texted the wrong person.
Silence.
Then last night he texts and tries to find out why I contacted him so late.
I just told him"i saw you, and i wanted to know if we could get together outside of work, i was embarrassed I used work as an excuse so I lied and told you I had the wrong number. Very unprofessional."
He called and was authentically flattered. Asked where I was a year ago when he brought me in doughnuts, apple annies and gifts every week. I told him he didnt need to explain but thanked him for calling.
All is well. And the next time I see him I'll be cordial. 🙂
A small step to for others but a huge step for my life. I told the truth. And it's all good. (Besides having strep. Apparently that was a side effect of being a sneaky liar.)
I like your style, but there seems to be something missing here. Like - he didn't pursue any further after calling? So he does have a GF.click to expand
I don't know nor care now. But we never touched that subject and its all good. No lines crossed.
Posted by Mohini
...late, like 945pm. He responds the next morning. I was embarrassed so I told I texted the wrong person.
Silence.
Then last night he texts and tries to find out why I contacted him so late.
I just told him"i saw you, and i wanted to know if we could get together outside of work, i was embarrassed I used work as an excuse so I lied and told you I had the wrong number. Very unprofessional."
He called and was authentically flattered. Asked where I was a year ago when he brought me in doughnuts, apple annies and gifts every week. I told him he didnt need to explain but thanked him for calling.
All is well. And the next time I see him I'll be cordial. 🙂
A small step to for others but a huge step for my life. I told the truth. And it's all good. (Besides having strep. Apparently that was a side effect of being a sneaky liar.)
No, it wasn't.
Besides, that kind of honesty is mind blowing--
takes a ridiculous amount of courage.
That's the operative.
You're right though, it is huge... cosmically speaking.
🤗 😄
Posted by Arielle83
What kind of donuts?
You're in Australia, but these are called, "Krispy Kreme" they melt in your mouth and do not cost a fortune but on days when I forget my breakfast, they were a god send when topped with star bucks coffee.
The fluffy just made type.
I should hide this thread now. The whole basis is over.
Posted by Arielle83
Posted by Mohini
Posted by Arielle83
What kind of donuts?
You're in Australia, but these are called, "Krispy Kreme" they melt in your mouth and do not cost a fortune but on days when I forget my breakfast, they were a god send when topped with star bucks coffee.
The fluffy just made type.
We have Krispy Kreme here. You buy them at 7 eleven.
He's trying to get you fat to keep in his dungeon.
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No shit? Im not cultured sadly.
They are good ha-ha
Posted by Arielle83
Posted by Geminiam
Posted by Arielle83
Posted by Mohini
Posted by Arielle83
What kind of donuts?
You're in Australia, but these are called, "Krispy Kreme" they melt in your mouth and do not cost a fortune but on days when I forget my breakfast, they were a god send when topped with star bucks coffee.
The fluffy just made type.
We have Krispy Kreme here. You buy them at 7 eleven.
He's trying to get you fat to keep in his dungeon.
Or he is seriously seducing her. Those are wife-making donuts right there...
Naw you want to barf after 3.
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Rumor is, you can freeze them and microwave them to life .... js
Posted by Geminiam
Posted by Arielle83
Posted by Geminiam
Posted by Arielle83
Posted by Mohini
Posted by Arielle83
What kind of donuts?
You're in Australia, but these are called, "Krispy Kreme" they melt in your mouth and do not cost a fortune but on days when I forget my breakfast, they were a god send when topped with star bucks coffee.
The fluffy just made type.
We have Krispy Kreme here. You buy them at 7 eleven.
He's trying to get you fat to keep in his dungeon.
Or he is seriously seducing her. Those are wife-making donuts right there...
Naw you want to barf after 3.
You have to build up a tolerance. It's like marriage.
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That might be why I'm single... i never liked them. I like salt.
I never touched the doughnuts
Not a doughnut person
Posted by tiziani
Red velvet
Cupcakes, with cream cheese frosting? Maybe.
Posted by Geminiam
Posted by Mohini
Posted by Geminiam
Posted by Arielle83
Posted by Geminiam
Posted by Arielle83
Posted by Mohini
Posted by Arielle83
What kind of donuts?
You're in Australia, but these are called, "Krispy Kreme" they melt in your mouth and do not cost a fortune but on days when I forget my breakfast, they were a god send when topped with star bucks coffee.
The fluffy just made type.
We have Krispy Kreme here. You buy them at 7 eleven.
He's trying to get you fat to keep in his dungeon.
Or he is seriously seducing her. Those are wife-making donuts right there...
Naw you want to barf after 3.
You have to build up a tolerance. It's like marriage.
That might be why I'm single... i never liked them. I like salt.
I prefer salt and vinegar...best to make your tongue raw with so much of the good stuff. Similar to being single.
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I'm the queen of single
Does he also have your number?
If he does and has not contacted you then you have your answer. He's either just a flirt and truly not interested or he's in fact, taken.
Posted by Sssupes
Does he also have your number?If he does and has not contacted you then you have your answer. He's either just a flirt and truly not interested or he's in fact, taken.
Re read the above
... it's not an issue and I should delete this thread
Posted by Geminiam
Posted by Mohini
Posted by Arielle83
Posted by Geminiam
Posted by Arielle83
Posted by Mohini
Posted by Arielle83
What kind of donuts?
You're in Australia, but these are called, "Krispy Kreme" they melt in your mouth and do not cost a fortune but on days when I forget my breakfast, they were a god send when topped with star bucks coffee.
The fluffy just made type.
We have Krispy Kreme here. You buy them at 7 eleven.
He's trying to get you fat to keep in his dungeon.
Or he is seriously seducing her. Those are wife-making donuts right there...
Naw you want to barf after 3.
Rumor is, you can freeze them and microwave them to life .... js
Eww. That's not a good thing. Like how you can clean toilets with coke? I like to take turns drinking it. One swig for me, one for the toilet bowl. I love things multifunctional food.
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Hello. I said.. "rumor has it"
Have fun with your toliets.
Posted by Geminiam
Posted by Mohini
Posted by tiziani
Red velvet
Cupcakes, with cream cheese frosting? Maybe.
Oh gawd. Yes please. This thread is making me wanna pig out on junk food tonight... And maybe watch a rom com
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Hey ands. What's. Rom com?
Posted by Geminiam
Posted by Mohini
Posted by Geminiam
Posted by Mohini
Posted by tiziani
Red velvet
Cupcakes, with cream cheese frosting? Maybe.
Oh gawd. Yes please. This thread is making me wanna pig out on junk food tonight... And maybe watch a rom com
Hey ands. What's. Rom com?
Romantic comedy
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Wtf does rom com have to do with doughnuts?
Posted by tiziani
Posted by Geminiam
Posted by Mohini
Posted by Arielle83
Posted by Geminiam
Posted by Arielle83
Posted by Mohini
Posted by Arielle83
What kind of donuts?
You're in Australia, but these are called, "Krispy Kreme" they melt in your mouth and do not cost a fortune but on days when I forget my breakfast, they were a god send when topped with star bucks coffee.
The fluffy just made type.
We have Krispy Kreme here. You buy them at 7 eleven.
He's trying to get you fat to keep in his dungeon.
Or he is seriously seducing her. Those are wife-making donuts right there...
Naw you want to barf after 3.
Rumor is, you can freeze them and microwave them to life .... js
Eww. That's not a good thing. Like how you can clean toilets with coke? I like to take turns drinking it. One swig for me, one for the toilet bowl. I love things multifunctional food.
lmao
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@tiziani please don't
Posted by Shashkay
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OK. Let's say..
A man flirts with you.... your single.
We all do this differntly.
Today, I accidentialy hit him with the door in my office I laughed.
He comes around maybe, twice a month but I do have his number...
I like him! I think he has a gf though. His gf mother came in for a trial procedure a year ago, and every time I saw him, I mentioned her as his mother in law, in which he feverishly denied.
He's a Flirt. A good one. No idea his bday.
But I want dinner. I want to hang out.
Lets say you were me.
What would you do?