Lil Wee or Let it Be (Page 3)

This topic was created in the Relationships forum by tubbyscubby on Thursday, February 18, 2010 and has 137 replies.

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@tubbyscubby
16 Years5,000+ Posts

i don't like hair down there. i rarely shave as you said, bumps but there's an amazing trimmer that cuts close so you don't feel like you have a boar bristle brush in your undies.

@awake - i know you're waiting on a guy to respond but what i would suggest is...

1. bust one off before you see her and/or...

2. let your first time be completely oral. set it up like you're teasing her. you don't have to do a full on 69 as some of us don't like that *ahem*...but you can set up as game...who O's first...or just tease her sensually, bring her to climax and i'm sure she would gladly reciprocate. that way, who cares if you O quick. in fact, it might be better if you did O quickly in this particular case

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@tubbyscubby
16 Years5,000+ Posts

LMAO @ deforesting.

i just don't like hair down there. i think it does, technically, hold odor...whether it be your pits or your nether region. now if you don't naturally have a bushel down there, i guess it's not a big deal. but i like mine smooth as a babies bottom and yes, i am a grown ass woman.

and the guys i've dated have typically trimmed down there as well. i never had to worry about hacking up hairs which would suck...literally.

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@venusianbull
16 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus

And the name of this miracle trimmer is....? I'd seriously like to know. The ol' heron in the tub bit with conditioner is a bit of a drag. My 'fro is soft, but you're right, trimming leaves something to be desired.

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@venusianbull
16 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus

You are free to like what you like and do with yourself as you will. ๐Ÿ™‚ Like I say, I'm not going to walk around town with a sandwich board proclaiming "The End is Nigh" for anyone that likes a bit less shrubbery in their BVD's. It's just a puzzle to me.

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@tubbyscubby
16 Years5,000+ Posts

oh crap, i'm in a hotel right now so i'll have to get back to you on that one.

i will say that walmart has a $ 10 pink trimmer that i use in a jam. like if i'm on vacay or something and forgot my essentials. basically, any wet-dry beard shaver for men is perfect if you want it smooth-smooth. you have to trim with scissors first if you got long-long going on. it doesn't grow back all that fast and no razor bumps ๐Ÿ™‚

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@tubbyscubby
16 Years5,000+ Posts

true...to each his/her own. but for the dude's, if you want err on the side of caution and encourage her to lick ALL over, i'd suggest you invest in a beard trimmer to use for your pubes ๐Ÿ˜›

men are just nasty. i'm not even sure they learn how to wipe their bums properly until they're in their 30s. where i do prefer a wash-up/bath/shower before sex, if we get hot and heavy with it, i don't want to have to worry about running into dingle berries and lint balls.

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@tubbyscubby
16 Years5,000+ Posts

oh, and yes, some women will find it odd that you have a metrosexual penis but i doubt if she'd complain and ask that you have more hair. PLUS, i think it looks bigger with less hair.

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@tubbyscubby
16 Years5,000+ Posts

@ToC - and an hour later you will want to commit homicide. go on a saturday around noon to the FULL impact.

i've never quite experienced anything like WalMart abroad but just imagine buying your groceries, getting gas, oil change, eye exam, taxes done, checks cashed, banking, electronics purchases, clothes, toiletries, kitchenware, furniture...am i missing anything?...all in one location.

i usually go between 2-4am when i know that no one is there. that way i can avoid wanting to run people over with my cart ๐Ÿ˜‰

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@venusianbull
16 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus

I heart you Jason. ๐Ÿ™‚

LMB, hairy dudes have more testosterone, fact. I don't mind a mans pelt, do I want him looking like Sasquatch? No. ( Mental picture of man with back hair melding into shoulder hair, into butt fur, into... ) But man hair doesn't bother me. Usually it's quite soft.

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@venusianbull
16 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus

I have the kanji for "Mother" on the back of my neck, a large dragon with an Oriental princess charming him with her flute on my upper arm, and a red rose on my right shoulderblade. All perfectly coverable. ๐Ÿ™‚

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@tubbyscubby
16 Years5,000+ Posts

no wonder the divorce rate is so high.

i think that's a crock of poo!

there are couples that manage to keep the sex going even with the realities of life. i say it boils down to a lack of sexual compatibility at the start. either that or very low libidos.

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@venusianbull
16 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus

Life does get in the way, however, that's when you make the time. Or just grab the golden ring. Baby asleep, have at it. Kids in school, have at it. Woops, Momma is going to help Daddy find something. Honey, I need help in the bathroom. Attack him before work, attack him when he gets home from work. Spoon in bed.
Even if you are too pooped touch and kiss are very important. Everyone wants to feel needed and desired. That doesn't go away because you're sporting a set of rings.

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@tubbyscubby
16 Years5,000+ Posts

you're missing the point TOC. what if he has a lil wee, it does absolutely NOTHING for you AND he has a high libido? what if lil wee man wants it at the very least once a day?

for me personally, yes, i love him but having sex with him would make me utterly miserable. so i can imagine just lying there thinking, "God, please let this one be quick." and the reality is, over time, your lover/spouse is going to pick up on your lack of enthusiasm over his lil wee. i just think a miserable sex life isn't worth the compromise. there are three things that typically break up marriages...sex is one of them.

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@venusianbull
16 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus

Yes indeed scorp. Just a stroke and the eyes can completely convey "Want you..need you...love you...". ๐Ÿ™‚
Mwahahaha, galumping down the hall with the walker after someone. "Get back here boy, Gammy needs some lovin'!"

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@james tate
21 Years10,000+ PostsCapricorn

Little dick guys get left out. but big dick guys get a prob also some women think they want to ride but once its all out there they think OHHHNO put that up to much. maybe the wee guy has a oral thing going for him.