@krysrenee7
18 Years5,000+ Posts
Jerry Macguire quote.
A man who can make me laugh. One who can make something more challenging than toast in the kitchen. 🙂
I wouldn't say a talent per se, but a man who works hard in his career, goes extra lengths to assure perfection, and takes pride in his work I find to be a very sexy quality!
a woman who can play the violin....
make that violin lament, babygirl.
but also a woman with acting talent...role-playing is never the same after that.
Posted by starlover
I can do both those things play violin and act lol....at the same timeAm from a very musical and thespian family ... darrrrrrrling! 😄
Well then...lets hook up.
HOW ABOUT GETTING DRUNK AND LAYING ON THE PUB UNTIL CLOSEING THEN BEING DRUG OF TO THE JAIL CELL FOR THE NIGHT.
I JUST LOVE THAT KIND OF WOMAN.
Posted by elihope69
cool topic! hum for me id say one of my sexiest talents....maybe a good lap dance. for a man he would have to be a great kisser and have really slow hands. and a easy touch.
Omg yes! Some men just have that "touch"
That's sad when someone being "strong minded" is considered a talent. You'd think it was moreso something everyone naturally was vs. something only a select few people have. Smh smh
Oooo how about a man who can run a marathon (this is 1 of the only few times I like to see a man sweat!)
Or the guy who can dance like the Jabawaukees!
Or the guy who can suck his own (bleep)...J/K!
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HOW ABOUT GETTING DRUNK AND LAYING ON THE PUB UNTIL CLOSEING THEN BEING DRUG OF TO THE JAIL CELL FOR THE NIGHT.
I JUST LOVE THAT KIND OF WOMAN.
Belligerent and intoxicated, CLASS. 😛
Posted by elihope69
cool topic! hum for me id say one of my sexiest talents....maybe a good lap dance. for a man he would have to be a great kisser and have really slow hands. and a easy touch.Omg yes! Some men just have that "touch"
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Is that what it means?!!!!!!!
cool. Ive been told that on many occasions...man, I feel like Charlie Sheen
DUH, WINNING.
*squealing and jumping up and down* IT'S PHIL!!
Sexy for a man.....Brains, and a nice touch!
Sexy for a woman...Brains, and a nice touch! LMAO! 😉
Oh, and I love me some Phil!!!!!!!!!!!!
1)ladies who can S a mean D, you know who you are
2)i find ladies with artistic capabilities highly attractive
Posted by everevolvingepithet
No offense if anyone thinks Abbo is wrong.
I am deeply offended. Abo is spelt with one 'B'
Posted by starlover
Lol...peeeing meself 😄x
oh dear - she's had too much bundy
well strewth, Bob's yer uncle and Fanny's yer Aunt. Yer all set up then.
Actually you sound like a frigging kiwi. You aren't down at Bondi bludging on the dole are you?
Aoetearoa - nu zellan mate.
Land of the Long Flat Vowel and home to 3 million sheep shaggers who can't play rugby or cricket or tennis or hockey or netball or anything else of note. Rumoured to be handy at sticking fingers up the bums and in the eyes of opposition team members in a scrum (hopefully not in that order though)
Posted by TastesOfChaos
Bling...YOBBO is another one 😄yeh rioght but we got yobbos over here sheila !
Yu shure you're not from Aotearoa ?Da fuck is Aotearoa?
Adelaide?
Not recently, The sheilas round here have teeth like dustbins...one in every yard ! Fair dunkum !
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so what are you saying about their teeth Bling? That they could eat an apple through a tennis raquet??
Posted by TastesOfChaos
Bling...YOBBO is another one 😄yeh rioght but we got yobbos over here sheila !
Yu shure you're not from Aotearoa ?Da fuck is Aotearoa?
Adelaide?
Not recently, The sheilas round here have teeth like dustbins...one in every yard ! Fair dunkum !
Oh fiddlesticks!
You're pulling my chain!
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Stop whinging, you sound like a kiwi again. At least he isn't getting up your kilt and pulling your toggle.
hmmmmm, well if you look closely at TOC's avatar...there's a canny resemblance
sorry - it was diesel I was thinking of...brain's as useless as a chocolate fireguard, tits on a bull, armpits on a singlet
Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
full as a state school?What time is it there? Shouldn't you be hitting the fart sack by now?
Na, its 8:51pm.. I assume you are a mexican? 😛
We are two hours behind!
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Who gets pissed by 8:51pm—? What time did you start? Are you a 2 pot screamer?
Posted by starlover
😄face like a slapped arse😄haha
twisted mallee root?
half eaten pastie?
I always loved:
If I had a dog with a face like that I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards
Posted by TastesOfChaos
Man, Im so hungry... I could eat the arse outta a dead duck
is that a dead duck or a low flying duck??
or an African or European swallow—
oh dear, best not start bling and I on a Monty Python thing - we will be here all day!!
as we seem to have gotten slightly sidetracked from the OP, I would like to state that the sexiest thing for a man to have right now is a cold stubbie of Red Back that he just opened for me after he put a Mondo Rock CD into the player.
I'm a dry as a chip and the first 3 won't touch the sides.
have you got enough insults to get you through a day of rioting now Bling?
I am as dry as a pommie bathmat and need to go attend to that. Doing a Harold Holt.
TOC is 4 sheets to the wind anyway so we won't be getting much more sense out of him.
Posted by TastesOfChaos
HAHAHAHAHA!! I cant compete with you!You are WAAAAY more ocker than me!
Bigs up!!
and HAHAHAHAHA... Im a chick mate!!!
Good times!
crikey mate, well aren't I as sharp as a bowling ball!
No offence intended.
May I just say what a bewdy, bonza, ripper, purler of a sheila you are!!
Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
have you got enough insults to get you through a day of rioting now Bling?I am as dry as a pommie bathmat and need to go attend to that. Doing a Harold Holt.
TOC is 4 sheets to the wind anyway so we won't be getting much more sense out of him.Hhaha, Water off a ducks back 🙂
Still kinda yearning for some cheap electronic goods...Blackberry for pleasure, iPhone for work. Nice flat screen monitor wouldn't have gone amiss either and maybe an Xbox/PS3 (at those rock bottom prices it's a steal !!! so why not ?).
Full Adidas tracksuit for business/casual , proper chav style .
Some get all the luck 😢click to expand
"Full Adidas tracksuit for business/casual"
You are as funny as a heart attack! - I have to go to the dunny now - pissing myself laughing.
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Posted by TastesOfChaos
HAHAHAHAHA!! I cant compete with you!You are WAAAAY more ocker than me!
Bigs up!!
and HAHAHAHAHA... Im a chick mate!!!
Good times!
crikey mate, well aren't I as sharp as a bowling ball!
No offence intended.May I just say what a bewdy, bonza, ripper, purler of a sheila you are!!
I almost spat the dummy, but lucky for you Im happy as a nun squatting a cucumber field.
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You're pissed to beat the band, that's what you are.
Excellent visual though🙂
Posted by TastesOfChaos
HAHAHAHAHA
Adidas!!! OMG!!I just pissed myself!!
seriously? Are you drinking Emu Export or Bundy? I think we must have gone to college together. You lived next door to the bathroom and still always managed to piss yourself. I was across the hall but never there.
OK - the dude in black gear running out of the shop (behind the chap in the very fetching adidas ensemble) DOES actually have a head like a beaten favorite
Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
Posted by TastesOfChaos
HAHAHAHAHA
Adidas!!! OMG!!I just pissed myself!!
seriously? Are you drinking Emu Export or Bundy? I think we must have gone to college together. You lived next door to the bathroom and still always managed to piss yourself. I was across the hall but never there.
Na, Im on the Jimmy D... I piss my pants on the reg... normally Id be devo, but she'll be right cobba.
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ah, so we have moved from beer onto the 3 horsemen of the drunken apocalypse....Jim Beam, Jack Daniels and Johnnie Walker?
How can you be Devo? Do you have one of those schmexy red hats?
You are very clever Bling. Congratulations!
Now don't hit your head when you are talking on the big white telephone TOC.
you wombat!!!
that is not a good look. Don't you go outside wearing that.
Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
You are very clever Bling. Congratulations!Now don't hit your head when you are talking on the big white telephone TOC.
FUCKEN TELSTRA!
And OPTUS!
Bling can you vocaroo?
Ill do a vocaroo in repayment!
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he can get you anything you want you fucknuckle - haven't you seen the news?
he lives in Lootin.
Give him a list and he can fedex the stuff to you tomorrow
lol. Lootin.
Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
You are very clever Bling. Congratulations!Now don't hit your head when you are talking on the big white telephone TOC.
Whassat ?
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Dunny, longdrop, shiessenhausen, the sh!tter
Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
You are very clever Bling. Congratulations!Now don't hit your head when you are talking on the big white telephone TOC.
FUCKEN TELSTRA!
And OPTUS!
Bling can you vocaroo?
Ill do a vocaroo in repayment!
I can't right now , just been called into work on emergency :/
Tomorrow I could ?
Unless I can piggyback someone's wifi at some point lol 🙂😢 so you are leaving? 😢
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
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Um - there has been an emergency there for about 10 days now - it must be getting bad if they are calling for Bling
This has been educational, thank you.
Just popped in for a bit
Sexiest talent in a man: Knowing how to please a lady, whilst having their ego/ dignity intact. To flirt with kindness and not undue promise. Self control!
Sexiest talent in a woman: Poetic intellect, integrity and kindness! A good blend of masculine and feminine energy.
love at first site
I'll say in advance that yes I consider this a "talent" simply b/c it's rare....best talent for a woman...when she's been hurt 100 times in every way but yet isn't "damaged goods"
Everybody swears they're strong, have a backbone & that they're smart but few people are actually telling the truth when they say that!
Kudos to the ones who really are!
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Is...........(DRUMROLL!)
I'd say a man who can sing. And I mean REALLY sing!
Omg such a turn on! Any kind of musical talent is!
My husband can play the piano like no other! That's why he had me at HELLO! Hehe