What are your weirdest Turn Ons & Turn Offs

I actually like it if a guy eats well and by that I mean food lol if he plays around with it
It becomes a turn off.

A guy I was starting to like recently said this to me out of nowhere " ohh Essie you've been a bad bad girl " bcuz I canceled a date with him lol
He immediately went from nice wholesome gentleman to weirdo in my book and idk why lol it was so weird coming out of his mouth

Posted by kalin
weird turn offs: a guy walks like a girl (shaking his ass side to side too much); doesn't keep his mouth fully closed when he's eating; talks with a high-pitched voice; some 40 year-old guy talks as if he's a 14 year old girl...."OMG... OMG..."... super annoying

Shaking his ass from side to side ? Lol

Turn offs; guys who wear uggs !! Lol not sexy at all
Guys who talk too much, men in their 30-40s who think he still has it (sugar daddies )

Turn ons; a guy with nice teeths lol if their pearly white, it's on 😉!

Posted by Sutekh
Essie love thinks 30 is old lol . Shes 21, doesnt know any better yet.

Not even lying about this one, if the chick has skin blemishes like moles and stuff I rather have the lights off. That stuff really turns me off. Clear skin is a big one for me.

Lol you're right but I don't find all men in their 30-40s old,
I just think at this age no man should be in the club trying to pick up fast girls.
Your arse should be at a nice wine bar or something. Do I wouldn't even think of them as men but still boys.


And yeah girls with skin blemishes i can see how that may be a turn off lol are we talking about skin acne here are what ?

Posted by 25thDecan
Nope...he's talking about moles. And I admit...if there are PLENTY, it does turn me off a little. My ex had freckles though...loved it. No...she's not caucasian. Lol

Turn off: rough women: that is....abrasive in talking, walking, etc. Always have that MEAN persona. Ugh
Hair weave. When it touches me...it itches.
Women who straighten out a guy's collar and "primp" him. I've deleted plenty for just that reason.

Weird turn on: tats. Though I have none, suicide girls are magnetic to me. I strike up conversation with them all over the place.
Weird turn on: petite athletic
Weird turn on: taller than me and shapely

Ohh, that's understandable lol You're allergic to hair weave hmm maybe you've been dating girls with cheao hair, the brands that cost like 15 bucks a pack
Remy hat doesn't itches lol

Hearing a guy pee is a weird turn-on... especially if it's a heavy sounding stream and for a long time.

Being told a completely and utterly vulgar come-on line... I hate myself for being turned on by it and I hate him for turning me on....grrr.

I had more... I kept it tame and deleted the others.

I see I can't be myself... pish-posh

Posted by VenusAquarius

Hearing a guy pee is a weird turn-on... especially if it's a heavy sounding stream and for a long time.

Being told a completely and utterly vulgar come-on line... I hate myself for being turned on by it and I hate him for turning me on....grrr.

Lol it does happen to me too! I love being man handled there's just something about a guy I like being all bossy and
Authority like with me. I makes me weak.

Posted by Sutekh

Posted by VenusAquarius

Hearing a guy pee is a weird turn-on... especially if it's a heavy sounding stream and for a long time.

Being told a completely and utterly vulgar come-on line... I hate myself for being turned on by it and I hate him for turning me on....grrr.

HEY WTF

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She's talking about his tree trunk, his streams is long.
I gives an idea of how much he say...... Climax. It's alot if he pees long and heavy.
Lol it's same as when we girls say " big feets means big downstairs " lol or big hands means the same

Thank you Essielove

Yea, but what if he was eating the food you cooked for him noisily, hastily, and sloppily?

Posted by Amandus
Yea, but what if he was eating the food you cooked for him noisily, hastily, and sloppily?

Ohh the contradiction lol will she dump him? What if he's wearing a towel around him while eating her cooking sloppy and noisy ?

Weird turn offs: guys who still watch animes, reality TV shows into their 20-30-40s if you're sitting around every night watching the jersey shore etc,
We are done. Because to me that says alot about your personality and common interests

Weird turn ons: a man with a nice musky scent, minimal hair on his chest ... I love that. Dark humor, it shows you don't take things too seriously and we can joke around
And no one wont get their toes stepped on

^Honestly, I think you're a bit full of shit trying to tell people what they shoud or should not be into^

Which is probably one of the biggest turn-offs for a guy.

Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
^Honestly, I think you're a bit full of shit trying to tell people what they shoud or should not be into^

Which is probably one of the biggest turn-offs for a guy.

Okay first of all who said I was telling anyone who and what they shouldn't be into
The title clearly stated " what is your " your! What's wrong with anyone having a specific type
And if I say I don't like this and that about someone it's my opinion you can judge me if you want. I don't care.
I've my likes and dislike like you saying you don't like me saying I don't like that. That's your opinion towards me and that's okay.
I respect you for saying it.

^^^^

I think he was referring to you talking about guys who watch anime and reality tv.

Posted by bkbella86
^^^^

I think he was referring to you talking about guys who watch anime and reality tv.

Ohh well that's fine with me lol Im just not into guys my age who still sits around watching those shows, it's a "weird" turn off for me. Lol sorry but Im very picky

^^^^

you have every right to be

Posted by exoskeleton
don't hate on anime! most of the (lesser known) ones are targeted for adults anyway. 🙂

I really don't like Harem animes.

Posted by Sutekh
At VIA I was just surprised to see you here I wasn't responding to your post sorry.

Oh?

Well, Hi Sutekh!

XOXO

Well, for me its anything and everything really. Anything can turn me on/off, it depends on how much i like a person.

Turn On's

Driving. There's something really hot about a guy shifting gears.
Language. I normally date people from other countries and I wanna dry hump them every time they speak in their language ie. when they answer a call from their country, etc. When that happens, the Nile has nothing on me...i turn into liquid.
Religion. This one is tricky and can quickly become a turn off when overdone, but my libido rockets when a guy acknowledges the existance of God/Higher power

Turn offs

Excessive nudity. I dont wanna see you naked every single time i look at you or when we are together.
Groaning. Depending on my mood, but I cant stand "sex noises". I can tolerate them thou if i REALLY like (or even love) the person.

Oh, and one last turn on. How could i forget?
Imperfection. There's nothing that can turn a guy into sex in a sachet more than when they show me their bad side, flaws, weakness, etc. I dont want violence or psycho behavior, just show me ur human, so I can feel good about being imperfect myself. It also shows their trust in me, that they are positive i wont laugh at them, etc. Doing that makes them centre folds and sex gods in my eyes. Oooh, now im turned on!

Posted by WaterCup
Well, for me its anything and everything really. Anything can turn me on/off, it depends on how much i like a person.

Turn On's

Driving. There's something really hot about a guy shifting gears.
Language. I normally date people from other countries and I wanna dry hump them every time they speak in their language ie. when they answer a call from their country, etc. When that happens, the Nile has nothing on me...i turn into liquid.
Religion. This one is tricky and can quickly become a turn off when overdone, but my libido rockets when a guy acknowledges the existance of God/Higher power

Turn offs

Excessive nudity. I dont wanna see you naked every single time i look at you or when we are together.
Groaning. Depending on my mood, but I cant stand "sex noises". I can tolerate them thou if i REALLY like (or even love) the person.

hmmm... you dont like girls moaning during sex, with you ? whats wrong with that lol plz enlighten me

ohhh crap lol i might have missed that lol still though sex noise is a turn on for me.

lOVE SEX NOISES!! TURNS ME ON......LET'S GET IT CRACKIN!!! HA 🙂

Turn OFF:
Guys with lots of muscle
Sweat
Popular/player/alpha guys
"Bad boys"
Shaved head or very short hair
Wifebeater shirts
If he makes more money than me
If he has a more prestigious job/alma mater

Turn ON:
Long hair
Sensitivity/shyness
Chubbiness

Heh. What a breath of fresh air.

Posted by Amandus
Heh. What a breath of fresh air.

My friends make fun of me, but idgaf. They're the ones getting used and abused.

Whereas me and the guys I get into relationships with...make each other happy.

I keep screwing up at quoting.

Anyway...

I wanted something clarified.

Does short hair or shaved heads turn you off because they're commonly found on the type of men that exhibit the other undesirable traits you've listed or is it simply as you've listed?