@MissPirate
18 Years1,000+ Posts
I'm sat in my office trying not to laugh at Raptor Jesus.
Is that Pete Docherty in that picture?
If it's not it should be. ๐
Lol. I already glued it back together once asshole.
Posted by MissPirate
I'm sat in my office trying not to laugh at Raptor Jesus.Is that Pete Docherty in that picture?
If it's not it should be. ๐
Raptor Jesus is great, eh ?๐
Pete Doherty ? I don't get why anyone bothers with and of the turgid shite than mans excretes.๐click to expand
That was my point. Waste of space.
He gives me the dry heave tbh.
I noticed today...he shaves his arms & legs. :/
I'm speechless. I honestly never noticed before.
I know a couple of girls who shave their arms. I don't really understand it personally.
Arm shaving in general I just find weird.
:/
Lol yeah. ๐ Oh well
The arms doesn't bother me as much as the legs. It's almost like a deal breaker.
Haha Prince I feel the same way...but I'm a chick so................ANYWAYS? Lol
He's hot though. I'm not even going to pretend like he's not.
& really funny. I laugh so hard I want to cry everytime I'm around him.
*sigh* what a predicament.
Anyways, on another note. I've been getting super weird reactions from people all around me.
Either I seriously offend them by doing nothing at all....or they look at me like I'm a piece of steak.
:/ I guess. But it's been worse lately.
Like driving down the road...people grillin me and shit - very obviously too, like almost turning around in their seats to do it :/ and it's not like I cut them off or anything...most of the time I'm just driving by them. Maybe they're offended I'm passing them, IDK? Whatever dude I'll adjust their attitudes for them
But then other times people have been looking at me like I'm prime rib. Totally creepy...especially when they strike up conversation too...they're all bedroom talking me, all breathy and shit....like soo,hhh, how tall are you? ๐
Posted by Eleni
uuurgh...i wanna go back to bedi've been functioning on 4hrs of sleep this week
not good for my complexion
Why aren't you sleeping??
mreow? maybe??
lol a friend of mine was telling me how everyone stares at her, so now shes starting to think shes a freak lmao! i was like umm would i be your friend if you were? get real. plus nobody stares at something if they think its ugly, shes so retarded.
Yeah but it's the way they stare at you that matters...lol sometimes it's totally unwelcome.
AKA creepy delivery guy at work. It was like that big black dude from White Chicks...
Posted by TasteOfChaos
Briana! You missed out on the best crazy person on DXP EVAH!!!
jooo lie to me ๐ข
LOL tasteofass. Funny shit.
Where? Link meโ Pretty pleaseeeee
Well atleast your being noticed ๐ Im noticed everywhere i go, and i love it ๐ ive noticed some people looking at me like i was gross or something, but its like whatever, they wish someone would give them the amount of attention they're giving me ๐
LOL that's right. Go on with yo bad self
Lol of course she'll come back especially after I taunt her.
It's like irresistible bait.
poo. ๐ข me too. She'll be back though. Trust that.
why are you still going on about that loser in the libra forum? she is so yesterday lol
Haha so yesterday, but so out of her mind Hollywood B.Spears style ...
I do too :X
Honestly, me and my other Sagi friend were talking about her a while back...
Being that she's got a lot of the same placements as me, I can totally relate to her.
She wanted everyone to leave her the fuck alone. She was going through some shit & she had no privacy to deal with it. She couldn't even take a shit without someone getting a picture of it. She felt smothered and caged.
They wanted something to talk about. So she gave it to them.
I would have probably reacted the same if I'm being honest. Maybe not quite as extreme, but I'd fuck shit up for sure.
๐ข
I won't share my moments of lunacy because you will all think I need professional help. Lol
I just get Brit, I'll leave it at that.
Well consider yourself lucky...because acting deranged...and being very aware you're acting deranged is a scary thing. Lol
It's like wtf is wrong with me? I need to calm.down.
It's funny, and kind of typical, I only react this way when I'm feeling smothered/trapped.
I made my mom cry once over it. Lol. She was genuinely concerned for me
I really want to post this picture of him from his FB....it's like the typical Leo pose.
(Wynny would really appreciate it, lol, it looks just like the sculpture from our ancient erotic art thread.)
Ok should I black his face out? Lol I feel like I'm invading his privacy
:X I feel badd right now
Lol ok I have to hide it now, I feel naughty
Haha that's how he sits on couches and shit too. Too funny & so Leo
He's precious right?
I don't know if I like his braids though...when I met him, those weren't there.
They're a relatively new thing.
Lol yeah that's not bad forsure ๐
Nothing special, but solid and well proportioned ๐
I don't want to disrespect anyone's privacy.
Lol...next time we're both on I'll unhide it for you.
Lol he's puerto rican/italian. What else was he gonna do with his hair other than keep it really short
โฅ he does try a little hard with the whole latin thing imo.
I think it's cause he's half...he's picked a side and he's trying to do his thing? Lol......
We met up to study for our Spanish test Wed night. I brought my friend who's also in the class.
He wanted to go out after, but my friend didn't want to go so I didn't go either.
My friend (a Sag also) talks about sex a lot. She was talking about phone sex and how awkward it is and how she just can't do it. I agreed.
Then he starts seemingly dropping hints about how he thinks it's sexy when girls are aggressive and take what they want instead of waiting for the guy to initiate everything...
I caught him staring at my bewbs like 3 times during this conversation. Which actually irritated me. :/
So I changed the subject and started talking to my friend about something else. I guess he started to feel like he wasn't getting enough attention - so typical - and got on his laptop and was on fucking webcam with some ho-bag!!!
I was so mad. Dude. Outraged. But I wasn't about to let it show. I have more dignity than that. So I just ignored him.
He kept interrupting our conversation and was asking me dumb questions... crying like a newborn for attention.
I'm so over it now.
That night I had a dream about him. Worst timing ever.
Another "what to think..." *bump*
(I need to just get a diary I think, lol.)
We were in class on Thursday and I was talking to my bff about our plans to go to the comedy club Friday night.
She said she got 5 tickets just in case. We only had 4 people confirmed to go at that point. So I was like well I might invite the Libra, haven't decided yet since one of her gay friends was coming and the Libra has like 0 tolerance for it. (one of his major flaws, imo, because homophobia is so 1990-late right now.)
ANYWAYS I didn't know the Leo was eavesdropping on the conversation, or that he knew of/cared about the status of my relationship with the Libra...
Before he left class Thur, he had casually mentioned that he was staying in town this weekend and was going to be bored (dropping hints?)
Friday comes around...we still have the extra ticket, so I text him to see if he would like to join us.
He replies "LOL you're inviting me now? because your homophobe boyfriend doesn't want to go?"
I was like :O thinking are you serioussss right now?
Lol...is he jealous? Wtf is that?
So I reply: "noโ? I didn't even invite V! I'm inviting you instead since you mentioned you had no plans..."
He says: "Yeah right, BRO, I heard you in class...but thanks for the invite I'm going here instead"
:/
Soooo he pays more attention than I thought?
He's jealous? I know Leos hate to feel second best to anyone for any reason.
I can't help but laugh though. ๐
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