Got Drunk and I Spit Something out

so im at a pool party and im wasted jumping around in my neon pink bikini.A week ago, i found out that my aries bff's boyfriend (tauri) had been talking shit about me and i promised myself that i would read him the riot act the next time i saw him. so i standing on the fence, more like leaning on the fence and the scorp comes up to me. he has his shirt off and he is lookin mighty fine. but than i see the tauri talkin to the aries. now, she has no backbone when it comes to this dude.

so i flex my beer muscles and stop mid sentence with the scorp and go tear the tauri a new one. i probably made a fool of myaelf, but i didnt give a fuck. so the scorp pulls me back and tells me to mind my business. i told him, to back off and that this was between me and the tauri(who is a cop btw). so i jump back in the tauri's face and the scorp again pulls me back.

then the scorp goes "DMV, aint your friend grown? so let her handle her business. Where ya man at?"

i blurt out "He's right here in my face." i point to him "but my man is full of shit 2." he goes "well, im sorry to hear that." then i realize what i said and quickly say "im blowin this pop stand."

he had this look on his face like....

i am so embarressed. i havent even told my aries bff what i said. although, later on that night while i was attempting to get a dui, i pull the car over and i start giving aries the business about what a punk bitch she's being and i dont like it.

i dont know what the hell got into me.

Lol it happens!

Oh that liquid courage will do it every time lol. My bad temper has crap fling out of my mouth that I wish I'd never said. Thank goodness I don't drink. I'd probably been shot by now.

But hey, the Scorp needed to hear some shit. And I've been hoping to hear you gave the Aries a tongue lashing after she flirted with the Scorp.

So at least there's a silver lining to all of this 🙂

@Mebs,

i didnt even think about that. but your right. i was just felt like that was a great opportunity to get some things off my chest. surprisingly she is one big cry baby.

I'm lost. So you said the scorp was your man?

LOL @ neon pink bikini

Is that you? 😛 😄

Posted by scorp1110
I'm lost. So you said the scorp was your man?

yeah i blurted that out without thinking and quickly excused myself to hide from embarresment

Posted by Wynter


Is that you? 😛 😄

im into the triangle bikinis but yeah close minus the gremlin green hair.

And I'm sure, minus the lopsided fake ass. I really don't like this bich. She's just toooo phony for me.

i just think shes trying to hard to stand out.

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Posted by scorp1110
I'm lost. So you said the scorp was your man?

yeah i blurted that out without thinking and quickly excused myself to hide from embarresment

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Oh wow! You claimed the scorp!!!!

Aww, poor nikki. But I agree...5 more pounds and she'd be a disaster.

I like Nicki, i saw a special on her on MTV with her going to her country and she stole my heart. but i cant get wit that green hair. gimmie a break.

Posted by Sutekh
Nicki Minaj is a slave she doesnt make any of these choices, she doesnt make her own music and she doesnt present herself how she wants.

She is still bad as hell though to me.

really? so u think there is some other fool telling her to wear green hair? here i thought it was the Mars in Leo (i think) in her.

Posted by Wynter

i fell out my chair laughing


she do have a banging body...i dont know whose i like better, her or serena williams?

Posted by scorp1110

Posted by DMV

Posted by scorp1110
I'm lost. So you said the scorp was your man?

yeah i blurted that out without thinking and quickly excused myself to hide from embarresment

Oh wow! You claimed the scorp!!!!

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it slipped. damn full moon in scorpio

Lol... Nicki Nicki Nicki... Ummm Nicki minaj.... just give me one night lol!!!

I don't know if Nicki makes her own decisions though I would like to think she has some input on her vision. But I do know she is living better off then she was before which is what anyone could ask for.

In reality we really don't make our own decisions, think about it!

Posted by Wynter
Aww, poor nikki. But I agree...5 more pounds and she'd be a disaster.

meow.

She does have the perfect curvy body tho. Even if she is teetering on the edge of disaster as you say

she is so crazy but I get it