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DMV
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15 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius

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Posted by happykitsune
Posted by DMV
Posted by happykitsune


Happy, dont even get me started on you. i wouldnt waste my bad material on you



Lol I am so confused



all your life



Nah just confused why a sag would have bad material. We're usually very clever.
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yeah i know, your comeback is pretty weak. take some more time off from DXP and work on it. practice makes perfect.
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PhoenixRising
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Posted by DMV
we were having sex at 4am this morning on the living room floor. i told him to stop trying to make me fall in love. he told me that i was already in love, arent you? thats when i looked in his eyes, broke down and started crying as he thrust-ed his super duper meat in me. then he made me tell him that i loved him.

#sexual healing



^^^This right here.... just this....
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DMV
@DMV
15 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius

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Posted by DeeGee
Posted by DMV
hanging up the condoms
turning in my black book
putting away the second cell phone
deleting phone numbers
blocking phone numbers
turning in my players card
throwing caution to the wind

DMV is a one woman man and shits about to get real



LOL @ second cell phone...yeah, put it away, don't get rid of it just yet😉

Ha, I knew you were gonna get hitched..🙂
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i do miss him ALOT. i havent felt that strongly for anyone in a long time. i just felt like something was off.

ha! i thought i would marry him to be completely honest. i get teary eyed even writing this lil bit about him. but i cant remain in "woe is me" land forever. one day i will move on emotionally. but right now i am only interested in superficial relationships. the only emotion i wanna feel is the one between my legs.