LMFAO! omg omg omg omg

This topic was created in the Sagittarius forum by sagilicious. on Wednesday, December 2, 2009 and has 20 replies.

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this sagi/scorpio relationship thing is so funny because everything i read about in all the online mazes of astrological synastry are coming to be especially now that im living with my scorpio boyfriend. IT'S NOT EMOTIONALLY BORING LET ME TELL YOU:

Let me describe how sun sign stereotypical it was last night in dialouge, so effing funny...:

scorp:
"you are breakinjg out, you should wash you face with this."

Sag:
"i think i look better then most, and its only a small flaw, i can fix it. stop picking at me!"

Scorp:
I'm only trying to help you, here go use this, then ill rub this hydocortizone on your back"

Sag:
I'll do it, it's fine. thats kinda sexy though, so maybe...

scorp:
Go do it seriously, you'll feel alot better.

sag:
fine.....(stomps to the bathroom)

scorp 5 mins later:
(pops up behind sag, watching her wash her face like an owl)
Did you use the toner yet?

sag:
No! go away leave me alone?!

scorp:
(stares at sag long and hard like "why is it taking so long")

sag:
what!? what are you looking at (laughs) stop staring at me!

scorp:
Im just trying to show u i love you, i wouldnt care with anyone else but you....(gets sad then walks to the bed).

sag:
in her head (JESUS CHRIST!) "giggles"

god... i dont wanna be mean but i do what i want! i knew he was only trying to help me though in his heart but i felt like caged in and all weird and stuff. like he was studing my every flaw and trying to fix me. and then he is like "you gorgeous, your perfect, we can make you even better mwahahahahah, i just know little things bother you like that and I love you so i want you to feel better....."

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Posted by ariessun
lmao! omg girl...scorp men are the bossiest mutherfers known on earth! and no, you're not alone. the ex scorp one night lectured me for 45 minutes on my "horrible" eating habits...and how i should eat, what times, what kind of foods, etc. and he would NOT let up until i shoved a whole piece of bread in my mouth, even though i kept telling him i was NOT HUNGRY. and i could give you a bazillion more examples and personal experiences, but i don't have 4 days to type it all out...lol! 😉

HAHAAHHA! OMG OMG OMG he does the same stuff. he is like omg dont eat candy! thats so bad for you i dont want a toothless girlfriend... and im sitting there with a lolipop in my mouth like "wtf. im sry— (continues to lick and stare at him all weird. then he explains himself like "well you know im not trying to control you but seriously, i love you and i care about you enough to be honest with you, and its not good for you." (his moon in capricorn). then it just makes me wanna rub my face in greece to get a bunch of pimples and pour sugar all over my body just to make him mad.....

it doesnt bother me though,i think its funny, just thank god im a strong woman and give him shieet back or else id be in the ground in a second, i kinda like the challenge and the drama. tee hee.

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Posted by jade_dragon
Bling said: "I don't think it was a generalisation at all, nor an issue for that matter. The reason I mentioned hormones is again, down to logic and common sense."

Jade says: "Hormones out of whack", and then guys staying away if they're wise?? Logic and common sense? Sounds more like a sexist generalization.

Bling: "I don't think I was harsh either, did it come across that way ?"

Jade: Sagilicious should be the judge of that.

Bling: "I think young and/or less learned lovers tend to both be over-controlling,regardless of gender, it's just that guys take the majority of the flack for it (for the most part anyways)."

Jade: OK, but I for one have never tried to control my lover's appearance. That is just kinda creepy and too Sven Gali for me.

Bling: "I'm somewhat hurt at being compared to a Frenchman though, jeez what a way to be cut to the quick."

Jade: Yeah, other than posting a dragon penis in my birthday thread and being a self-professed "facilitator", you're not all that bad. But you and Hypnotic DO share the same cusp, so perhaps there are some similarities.

You're generally more charming than him, though.

tnx... i feel a little better now. im like "should i feel invaded?" "should i feel weird or mad?" "am i being a bitch??"

tnx yallz.

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Posted by WinterBorn
Cajun, I think your Sagi wanted you to be a little more firm with her. Not harsh treatment, but if you would have put your foot down a little more firmly and told her how things were going to be, it would have made a difference. Maybe.

IMO

It never worked.

She revealed to me she had been smoking for 4 months, when she said she was not.
I would often catch smoke on her breath and she would lie to tell me it was her friends around her.
When she made this revelation, I told her smoking would be the end of the relationship, she left and promptly went to smoke 4 cigarettes.

I tried to convince her out of an augmentation surgery.
She was back and forth with yes and no, and in the end did it.

She told me after the augmentation she would not alter her body anymore.
1 month later she got her naval pierced.

Now after breaking up,
She wants to pierce her tongue and get a second tattoo.

She is like a poster child for rebellion.

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Posted by jade_dragon

Cajun, what did your Saggie do for a living?

Her parents are two well established Capricorns.

She works as a receptionist in her parents gym, which is registered in her name.
She works as a food and drinks promotion girl on weekends.
She used to be a restaurant manager.

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Posted by jade_dragon
By "augmentation surgery", do you mean she had breast implants?

Yes, she was born a miracle baby. No one expected her to survive.
That is why I am extra pissed off that she smokes and drinks so much.

She got a cyst this year and recovered, thank God. Her health changes thereafter included, eating less chocolate.... sigh

Are you and her talking now? Do you think you will get back together with her?

Yes, we talk. But she keeps pushing me away.
She says she can not feel anything, her frustrations and anger for situations which she kept to her self over the year have caused this.

I know she loves me, but I can't handle all of this rejection she throws my way.
One minute it's "We'll never be together again, move on"
The other it's "I love you", "Always will care for you"

She says the only chance we have comes in January.
Then she was "speaking her mind" and said she wanted to date other people, I even know one of the guys.
It crushed me.
She revealed this week she changed her mind.
"She doesn't want a boyfriend, she doesn't want to date"
Her Facebook said "I wish to never love again, please God give me strength", she deleted me shortly after.

She promised to come to my University graduation this Sunday, but her parents don't think we should be going out so soon and instead planned her Birthday dinner on the same date.

Sorry if you have already discussed this, but only drop in to dxp from time to time.

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I appreciate your interest.
Her cold aloofness is incredibly discouraging.

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Posted by jade_dragon

What's coming up in January, Cajun, and why is this date so monumental in you two getting back together?

That is the only time she considers herself ready for me.

She wants to be free, have no stress, have no frustration.

I believe she has a lot of anger and resentment for me, which she is not letting go.

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Posted by fourthwallbreaker

Ever thought you might be being taken for a ride ?
Maybe it's so She doesn't have to buy you a Christmas present, but more than that, I'd think it was a subtle hint in the direction of a 'No'.

Of course, that is my immediate thought.
However, she is sending a lot of mixed signals, so I can not be certain.

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Posted by fourthwallbreaker

It's not like love is going to stop existing in a few years time, so what's the big deal with this particular girl, if all she brings you is down, and doubtful ?

Naw, I walk around with a killer's face, so only the brave approach.

She's the first girl I gave my heart to and I am fighting myself not to move on over lol