@NobleSag
9 Years500+ Posts
Posted by Rosaknowsya
We can be a bit self absorbed.I work in an office of 5. 3 sags, 2 cancers.
And the cancer bend over backwards to get noticed but us sags stand out by principal. We just do our work and crack dry humor jokes and it works.
See what I mean? Self absorbed.
My sag coworker always interjects in, you mention one thing she knows and BAM, it's about her. Sags are like that.
Sometimes we like to one up people to fuck with them.
Posted by aquanib
Cannot be counted on for nothing......even when there's favours to return.Personal experience, not trying to generalize, but you asked.
Depends on the individual. I agree
Posted by Hare
They're fucking drunks.
I'm sorry that sounds like a compliment to me.
Many, if not most, Sag guys I've seen/met are too skinny for my liking.
Posted by Hare
Posted by NobleSag
Posted by Hare
They're fucking drunks.
I'm sorry that sounds like a compliment to me.
It is until they get forced to go to AA and become boring.
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Take that liver and fuck AA.
Posted by bubbythewhale1
One keeps sending me unsolicited dick pics on snapchat so there's that part...
I was expecting a nipple pic but you got me. Next time he does it just say look how cute it is. You'll never hear from him again
Posted by Rosaknowsya
Posted by Hare
They're fucking drunks.
You mean, we have an eclectic taste to fermented fruits ?
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I prefer the straight bourbon and rum. The fruity shit you drink when you turn 21
So far it looks like we aren't that bad till we drink or open our mouth.
Consistency. Lack of..
Sag luck.
It's like watching a plane dive bombing into the ground and they pull up just in time.
In reality they would learn more from the crash then the recovery. But they never crash so they never learn. Just alotta of close calls from the same near death experiences.
Posted by Vulcansfire
Consistency. Lack of..
Humm.. I've heard we are inconsistent. I don't get how though.
Posted by Weeds
Sag luck.It's like watching a plane dive bombing into the ground and they pull up just in time.
In reality they would learn more from the crash then the recovery. But they never crash so they never learn. Just alotta of close calls from the same near death experiences.
I don't get why people Think Sagittarius are "lucky" if anything it's Pisces people who have the luck... I have a lot of Sag friends and I'm one. Stupid things happen to us on the daily..
omg they try so hard to be funny. it is at first it is but then im like shuuuuuuuuut up. especially if i'm trying to be serious.
We Sags are good at making it about us but in my case, it's all based on sharing my past experiences... it's true and real. I put it out there out of half generosity and half attention. You learn something and I get to be the center of attention for a moment. We all win! Lol unless you hate me and don't care.
Posted by NobleSag
So far it looks like we aren't that bad till we drink or open our mouth.
Uh oh! I usually don't, UNLESS I've been drinking! It's okay though, I'm good. I already know everyone hates me. So used to it!
Posted by arose32
Posted by Weeds
Sag luck.It's like watching a plane dive bombing into the ground and they pull up just in time.
In reality they would learn more from the crash then the recovery. But they never crash so they never learn. Just alotta of close calls from the same near death experiences.
I don't get why people Think Sagittarius are "lucky" if anything it's Pisces people who have the luck... I have a lot of Sag friends and I'm one. Stupid things happen to us on the daily..
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From the big picture point of view I'm sure your correct.
BUT you never feck up when it counts.
you may never notice that but that is also true.
Posted by Rosaknowsya
Posted by NobleSag
Posted by Rosaknowsya
Posted by Hare
They're fucking drunks.
You mean, we have an eclectic taste to fermented fruits ?
I prefer the straight bourbon and rum. The fruity shit you drink when you turn 21
So eclectic taste of fermented wheat. Same dif.
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beer is wheat, corn is whiskey, sugarcane is rum
Posted by aquanib
Funny now that you mentioned booze......it's true. I know 4 sag men.....from totally different walks of life, the lowest guy is cheap drunk, beer and wine, the richest is whiskey and cigars and some powder so the fun lasts longer, but he'd never admit to that.The middle two guys i used to go out with, partying, both heavy drinkers, with the younger one there was the added possibility of getting into a drunken brawl....among other things, we once visited a provincial 'party' about 100km from town, peasant music and all......so him and another dude did something or flirted with some of the local girls, which the local guys didn't like. It ended with a car chase, us 4 guys running away with a BMW 325, which had about 240 or so HP and the fucking peasants going after us with two VW Golf VR6's....which at that time had iirc 220 HP. We thankfully escaped! They couldn't chase long enough on their peasant roads with lots of bends. BMW handling FTW!!! 😄
I was in the bar business that's how i got my taste im not real flashy i hate shoes love drunkin brawls but enough is enough
Posted by libralotus
omg they try so hard to be funny. it is at first it is but then im like shuuuuuuuuut up. especially if i'm trying to be serious.
they must have some aspect issues or you you have only met sber ones
Posted by libralotus
omg they try so hard to be funny. it is at first it is but then im like shuuuuuuuuut up. especially if i'm trying to be serious.
they must have some aspect issues or you you have only met sber ones
Posted by Weeds
Posted by arose32
Posted by Weeds
Sag luck.It's like watching a plane dive bombing into the ground and they pull up just in time.
In reality they would learn more from the crash then the recovery. But they never crash so they never learn. Just alotta of close calls from the same near death experiences.
I don't get why people Think Sagittarius are "lucky" if anything it's Pisces people who have the luck... I have a lot of Sag friends and I'm one. Stupid things happen to us on the daily..
From the big picture point of view I'm sure your correct.
BUT you never feck up when it counts.
you may never notice that but that is also true.
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Yeah the luck is unbeleivable. I have charlie murphy like stories. I manage to pull through i dont rely on luck alone i think the saying is id rather be lucky than good
Sorry my mouse is fucked up
Posted by TheLibraMudra
My sister is loud as fuck when she talks. I do love and appreciate her zero filter. It's hilarious. But sometimes you need to pick up on the vibes man. It's just not the right place or time. Shut that pie hole for a minute and if you don't stop interrupting me... For fuck sake. Who do you think you're bossing?!?! LolBut we get a long quite well. She's my big sis and always has my back. Always. Solid person who keeps her word.
Honestly, I've never had issues with sagi people. Always a fuckin awesome time.
And I love sagi moons
We do have some very narcissistic members, I have those tendencies but they are very mild.its my mouth and my temper everytime
I'm surprised nobody brougth up the smart ass comments
I figured some new friends would have jumped on the action anyway ill bbl since i don;t drink like i used to i'll give friends rides
Posted by NobleSag
I'm surprised nobody brougth up the smart ass comments
Everyone knows you're trolling.
Infidelity... but overall love them
Posted by NobleSag
Posted by libralotus
omg they try so hard to be funny. it is at first it is but then im like shuuuuuuuuut up. especially if i'm trying to be serious.
they must have some aspect issues or you you have only met sber ones
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idk my dad is the same way... except he has the most offensive/inappropriate jokes.
Posted by Hare
They're fucking drunks.
I'm fine with them being drunks...as long as they don't end up killing anyone in the process.
Posted by Ssuperman
Posted by NobleSag
I'm surprised nobody brougth up the smart ass commentsEveryone knows you're trolling.
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Not really it's been dead as fuck.
They're always negative.
Examples:
"Let's go get lunch at that new Thai restaurant" Sag: "Neigh"
"Do you like the new flex hours for the office?" Sag: "Neigh"
"I'll bet your date with that rich, hot, Victoria's Secret model who really digs you went well" Sag: "Neigh"
*frustrated*
"Do you think you're anything more than a complete douche?" Sag: "Neigh"
Posted by libralotus
Posted by NobleSag
Posted by libralotus
omg they try so hard to be funny. it is at first it is but then im like shuuuuuuuuut up. especially if i'm trying to be serious.
they must have some aspect issues or you you have only met sber ones
idk my dad is the same way... except he has the most offensive/inappropriate jokes.
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when my dad gets drunk he starts cusing and shitty jokes in front of my daughter all the time then we end up nose to nose
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
They're always negative.Examples:
"Let's go get lunch at that new Thai restaurant" Sag: "Neigh"
"Do you like the new flex hours for the office?" Sag: "Neigh"
"I'll bet your date with that rich, hot, Victoria's Secret model who really digs you went well" Sag: "Neigh"
*frustrated*
"Do you think you're anything more than a complete douche?" Sag: "Neigh"
lmao maybe he does't like thai food, forgets to take a lunch, and the victoria's secret model was an oxygen theif.
Posted by NobleSag
Posted by libralotus
Posted by NobleSag
Posted by libralotus
omg they try so hard to be funny. it is at first it is but then im like shuuuuuuuuut up. especially if i'm trying to be serious.
they must have some aspect issues or you you have only met sber ones
idk my dad is the same way... except he has the most offensive/inappropriate jokes.
when my dad gets drunk he starts cusing and shitty jokes in front of my daughter all the time then we end up nose to nose
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Lol no filter or boundaries. It doesn't bother me but I'm like yo you can't say that lol
Posted by DeeLovesRed
Infidelity... but overall love them
Ive never cheated but, I've only been in 2 serious relationships. One lasted 8 yrs the other 6 months.
Posted by bumboklatt
Sags only weakness I MO is that you guys get aggressive when no one pays attention to you guysor blatantly disregard your philosophical points of view
and or reveal that what they're actually doing in present time is not amounting to any life lesson and is just a water of time (aka judgment) this one pisses you guys off almost every time
maybe a younger one.i got some of the classic traits, like the fabled white knight, I normally can be effective with words. I am 6'1 so my appearence helps me intimidate. and normally im cool just watching, 10 years ago you sound like my best friend 🙂
Posted by libralotus
Posted by NobleSag
Posted by libralotus
Posted by NobleSag
Posted by libralotus
omg they try so hard to be funny. it is at first it is but then im like shuuuuuuuuut up. especially if i'm trying to be serious.
they must have some aspect issues or you you have only met sber ones
idk my dad is the same way... except he has the most offensive/inappropriate jokes.
when my dad gets drunk he starts cusing and shitty jokes in front of my daughter all the time then we end up nose to nose
Lol no filter or boundaries. It doesn't bother me but I'm like yo you can't say that lol
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His jokes can be on the misygonic side and i have a daughter.Iliterally turn green
Posted by libralotus
Posted by NobleSag
Posted by libralotus
Posted by NobleSag
Posted by libralotus
omg they try so hard to be funny. it is at first it is but then im like shuuuuuuuuut up. especially if i'm trying to be serious.
they must have some aspect issues or you you have only met sber ones
idk my dad is the same way... except he has the most offensive/inappropriate jokes.
when my dad gets drunk he starts cusing and shitty jokes in front of my daughter all the time then we end up nose to nose
Lol no filter or boundaries. It doesn't bother me but I'm like yo you can't say that lol
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His jokes can be on the misygonic side and i have a daughter.Iliterally turn green
* and she's a sag like her big daddy just thought i would share that*
Sag guys are always a good time, they talk a lot, lil self absorbed but they make up for it in other aspects of their character/personality. Always there for their family & close friends.
Posted by fizzy
Their sense of boundaries is a bit on the weak side.
that;s vague help me out
Posted by NobleSag
Posted by fizzy
Their sense of boundaries is a bit on the weak side.
that;s vague help me out
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to follow up we hate boundaries at least i hate em.
Posted by NobleSag
Posted by fizzy
Their sense of boundaries is a bit on the weak side.
that;s vague help me out
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to follow up we hate boundaries at least i hate em.
My mouse is double clicking this is bullshit
Sags have the potential to be immortal, I'm currently trying to steal some of Keith Richards blood to survive anything. Fucker looks dead though
There is Sag who wont stop fucking stalking me. I hate that dirty fucker.
Posted by Librawoman77
There is Sag who wont stop fucking stalking me. I hate that dirty fucker.
Well glad i could help......what's he doing I can probably tell you how to run him off as stated above if he sends dic pics just say look how cute
You have to remember that learned behavior is different from our natural personalities. Some of our learned behaviors have emphasized our natural tendencies, or subdued them. I'm a sag who was raised by a cancer and scorpio, so I'm pretty much constantly at odds with myself! I'm not loud, or talkative(my parent's influence), but when I do talk to people I'm comfortable around, I will say some blunt shit for sure. Lol
What I hate most about myself, and why I've seen in other Sagis, is that we have a hard time finishing things we start. I'll get really interested in something, try to research and study as much as I can get my hands on, about it, then get bored and move on. Sometimes that means alot of money thrown away depending on what it is, but for example, my "career" in art was a big one.
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
They're always negative.Examples:
"Let's go get lunch at that new Thai restaurant" Sag: "Neigh"
"Do you like the new flex hours for the office?" Sag: "Neigh"
"I'll bet your date with that rich, hot, Victoria's Secret model who really digs you went well" Sag: "Neigh"
*frustrated*
"Do you think you're anything more than a complete douche?" Sag: "Neigh"
lmao 😆
Posted by Shellyd238
You have to remember that learned behavior is different from our natural personalities. Some of our learned behaviors have emphasized our natural tendencies, or subdued them. I'm a sag who was raised by a cancer and scorpio, so I'm pretty much constantly at odds with myself! I'm not loud, or talkative(my parent's influence), but when I do talk to people I'm comfortable around, I will say some blunt shit for sure. LolWhat I hate most about myself, and why I've seen in other Sagis, is that we have a hard time finishing things we start. I'll get really interested in something, try to research and study as much as I can get my hands on, about it, then get bored and move on. Sometimes that means alot of money thrown away depending on what it is, but for example, my "career" in art was a big one.
guilty as well. Ive learned to be good under pressure since i suck at time management
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