A TIME FOR WALNUTS

Oct 24 to Nov 11

This is a special time of the year for a special kind of people- it is a time for quiet reflection and as we nuts well know, this can only mean one thing: EXCESSIVE MASTERBATION Yes- whenever and wherever the desire strikes!

Even at the supermarket while grocery shopping- I know- sometimes it's hard not to feel really turned on around all that food - not to mention the metal carts, harsh lighting and not-so-sterile, creepy bathrooms in the back of the store. *panties getting moist* (((@_@)))

ahem...mmmmyeahh...k

So- if you happen to be feeling horny in the produce section- LISTEN- JUST GO FOR IT-it's YOUR TIME! (TIP: you can wash your hands after in the lettuce mister- 0 mess!)

So yeah- anytime, anywhere, embrace your nuthood!

LMAO

the zucchini is not my style ...I like to experiment with the root vegetables myself...

and...I'm sorry about the smell...I sometimes put the veggie back after I use it- I don't like to waste food

So,what brings you to DXP these days —
most of the Walnuts seem to have vanished aswell

I have been...working *shudders* sad- I know...but the new job hasn't allowed for me to fulfill my daily slack requirements 😢

but I'm here now!! Lonely weekends can only mean one thing: DorkXP and drinking and and and...self love and and and...

*violent sobbing*

ROTFL!

preying on the fresh meat —

😢 yes bling...but the novelty of new flesh wears off so quickly...

I the old decrepit rotting meat *picks a maggot off you*

o_O

Birthday always time for instrospection

yay nutz!!!!

hey- where's juwana 😢

hey doctor bread...you're getting OLD and STALE...what will it be? 26—

26 yr old bread never looked so good though- I'll tellya that! ; )

Da old skool walnuts got bored and went away for awhile but came back for alittle while at least:S

*wanders off to the pet supplies section section*

Pssh,no!

LMAO @ EG...that film was hillarious...

i had a feeling that sooner or later satan would show up on dxp.

LOL @ Wheelhomie and her random comments...

thanks. it's good to feel appreciated once in a while.

Somebody has to do it...