CLUB SCORPION

Go shawty, it's your birthday
We gon' party like it's your birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck it's not your birthday!

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub'
Look mami I got the X if you into takin drugs
I'm into havin sex, I ain't into makin love
So come gimme a hug, if you're into gettin rubbed.

HELP WANTE😱 Bouncers, Pole Dancers, Strippers and Bartenders
*Appy Within* Ask for Scorpionlady

Hours of operation - We Never Close

GO SL! It's our birthday we gonna party like it's our birthday!!!!

I think 50 is a whimpy cancer 😉 just kidding my cancerian buddies...

Chocolate you are HIRED, when can you start? I need you to be on stage with the 14karet gold pole.

Antibling you are HIRED, when can you start, I need you to keep out all Wimpy signs.

Mr. Negative I have a position for you in one of the cages

Karma I like to put you in a cage with Mr. Negative since he has the whips and chains

Ok people lets open the doors and let the people in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PARTY TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chocolate

Here at CLUB SCORPION *Neon Lights* you can work where you want, the Floor, Cage, Stage,
there are no rules here, just good people partying and having fun

Girl make that money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh I forgot door charge is $ 50.00 all Drinks are Half Price, all night long

I am also looking for a Manager?

Quit being cheap Mr. Negative....you work at the club duh....you get in free....see that is why I need a boucer...Where is Antibling..

That's alright...he's FIRED!!!!!!

Missmorals - I need you to be the Bouncer....Are you up for the postion,

DOORS ARE KNOW OPEN

Let's goo back to 1999

Don't worry, I won't hurt U
I only want U 2 have some fun
I was dreamin' when I wrote this
Forgive me if it goes astray
But when I woke up this mornin'
Coulda sworn it was judgment day
The sky was all purple,
there were people runnin' everywhere
Tryin' 2 run from the destruction,
U know I didn't even care

'Cuz they say two thousand zero zero party over,
oops out of time
So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999

I was dreamin' when I wrote this
So sue me if I go 2 fast
But life is just a party, and parties weren't meant 2 last
War is all around us, my mind says prepare 2 fight
So if I gotta die I'm gonna listen 2 my body tonight

Yeah, they say two thousand zero zero party over,
oops out of time
So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999
Yeah

Lemme tell ya somethin'
If U didn't come 2 party,
don't bother knockin' on my door
I got a lion in my pocket,
and baby he's ready 2 roar
Yeah, everybody's got a bomb,
we could all die any day
But before I'll let that happen,
I'll dance my life away

Oh, they say two thousand zero zero party over,
oops out of time
We're runnin' outta time (Tonight I'm gonna)
So tonight we gonna (party like it's 1999)
we gonna, oww

Say it 1 more time
Two thousand zero zero party over oops,
out of time
No, no (Tonight I'm gonna)
So tonight we gonna (party like it's 1999)
we gonna, oww

Alright, it's 1999
You say it, 1999
1999
1999 don't stop, don't stop, say it 1 more time
Two thousand zero zero party over,
oops out of time
Yeah, yeah (Tonight I'm gonna)
So tonight we gonna (party like it's 1999)
we gonna, oww

Yeah, 1999 (1999)
Don'tcha wanna go (1999)
Don'tcha wanna go (1999)
We could all die any day (1999)
I don't wanna die,
I'd rather dance my life away (1999)
Listen 2 what I'm tryin' 2 say
Everybody, everybody say party
C'mon now, U say party
That's right, everybody say (Party)
Can't run from the revelation, no (Party)
Sing it 4 your nation y'all (Party)
Tell me what you're singin', baby say (Party)
Telephone's a-ringin', mama (Party)
C'mon, c'mon, U say (Party)
Everybody, [two times] (Party)
Work it down 2 the ground, say (Party)
(Party)
Come on, take my body, baby (Party)
That's right, c'mon, sing the song (Party)
(Party)
That's right (Party)
Got a lion in my pocket mama, say (Party)
Oh, and he's ready 2 roar (Party)

I take a Stolie on the rocks with a splash of cranbery juice

SL: LMAO..You know me too well..without reading your comment, I was going to ask you can I be the bouncer 😉

Can I be a stripper or a pole dancer? Please! Please!

What can I say? I am a Libra. I have an exhibitionist side.

And let's face it ... after a few drinks. I have no shame.

Missmorals

"SL: LMAO..You know me too well..without reading your comment, I was going to ask you can I be the bouncer"

LOL, do you thing girl

little sparrow you are HIRED!!!!! I need you to see chocolate and she will show you will wardrobe is.

Gis a drag

Chocolate ... set me up baby.

Antibling

"That's alright...he's FIRED!!!!!!

I was outside having a cigarette !!!"

LMAO.....

You will have to see Missmorals if you want your job back.

I am looking for a Manager to help me run the club?

Do you have any experience

Oh I forgot....

I NEED A DJ?

American strip rules or Canadian strip rules?

The only costume I can find back there is a bear costume. I think there has been a terrible mistake.

Oooh ... masks .... 🙂

prettttyyyy....

bling get your hand off my tassel!

I look and stare so deep in your eyes
I touch on more and more every time
When you leave I'm begging you not to go
Call your name two, three times in a row
Such a funny thing for me to try to explain
How I'm feeling and my pride is the one to blame
'Cause I know I don't understand
Just how your love your doing no one else can

Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's
Got me looking so crazy right now (in love)
Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch
Got me looking so crazy right now (your touch)
Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss
Got me hoping you'll save me right now
Looking so crazy in love's
Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love

Girl I love that song I need to get on that dance floor

go head go head go head

little sparrow-

"The only costume I can find back there is a bear costume. I think there has been a terrible mistake."

chocolate - please give him somthng to wear....hell he go nude if he likes

Oh honey. Just wait a minute. I'm worth the wait.

Oh shit! There is my cue. Hand me that scarf chocolate!

gracefully the sparrow moves onto the stage.

I was like, good gracious ass bodacious
Flirtatcious, tryin to show patience
Lookin for the right time to shoot my steam (you know)
Lookin for the right time to flash them keys
Then um I'm leavin, please believin
Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin
No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve, no teasin
I need you to get up up on the dance floor
Give that man what he askin for
Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you
And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use

(I said)
Its gettin hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes

I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off

Oh damn this club us pumping..

chocolate let me have another drink

HELL ALL DRINKS ON THE HOUSE

Go head LS Shake your money maker.....

Shake what cha mamma gave ya

the sparrow starts coy and then "shakes what her mamma gave her"

(lol I love that expression!)

chocolate

you put PM on the bar? Ok I need security, he's borderline Alcoholic, LOL

Where is Antibling, I need you to work the bar with PM until chocolate comes back

Oh damn this party is getting wild.

I smell Weed, *SL follows scent* whos that over there?

What's you name and your sign?

Hey... um... do you need someone to do the book keeping and keep the bar stocked? I'm the man for that job...

sparrow staggers off the stage, weighed down by her tips.

she goes to the bar, gets some champagne, and begins to mingle with the crowd.

Message posted by: virgopmoon on 10/26/2006 11:49:38 AM ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.233
Hey... um... do you need someone to do the book keeping and keep the bar stocked? I'm the man for that job...

Virgo in the house, Do you have a security clearance? Can't just trust and one...

Where is missmorals, you let the virgo in?

Message posted by: Shaka2 on 10/26/2006 12:01:00 PM ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.75
I see scorpionlady is horny AGAIN!!!

"Im outta here, bye everyone, enjoy yourselves and dont forget not to drink if youre gonna drive afterwards"

I am not horney,shaka2 at least not know...I am trying to get there that's why I got on this skimpy out fit....mini mini black skirt, sequince halter top and, a pair of silver stilettos

Security clearance?
F*ck this.

BARTENDER! Double 151... NOW.

LMAO...

Ok virgopmoon you are Hired.....I wanted to see how you carry yourself....

Come in and have a seat...Let me get my Books and my Liquar tally sheet so you can see what's really going on.

So you say you been an accoutant for 5 years?

Ok well, let me start off by saying this club makes anywhere from 5,000 to 10,000 a night. I want a tally every morning on my dest before I come in.

I sign all my employees checks. Payday is once a week, the strippers, bouncers, pole dancer, managers all make 15.00 hours plus tips for the strippers, bouncers, pole dancers etc.

So how does that sound to you?

If you take the Job can you start this Friday at 7pm....Again this club is open until the last person leaves..

Sure.. but I want an office with a window that has a view of the main stage.

I want to be paid in champagne!

virgopmoon

No problem, I have just the office for you know only is there a view to the stage you are also right next to the coed dressing room.

Welcome to "Club Scropion" *shakes hand to seal the deal*

I am quite sure you know some of the people here, all the security guards are wearnig Scropion Outfits so they won't be hard to fine.

Ok kids, whats been cooking...

Oh I see..Letting them all in huh...

Wtttttttttssssshhh....

MercInAries

"i'm a great bouncer, keep the place in shape, and i can do bartending easily, so when can i start?"

Merc it a good thing this clubs runs on an "As you Go Basis"

You need to see missmorals for the postion I am letting her have the say so on that, things again.

Oh I see..treading on my toes already!..

Step aside..let me see your posture..

HOLLA IF YOU HEAR

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I NEED TO HIRE A DAMN DJ

Where's Aprilbaby let me see if she wants the job.

Oh damn I can't have Aprilbaby DJing, she probably wants to work the pole or one of the cages...

chocolate you know where the lap dance section is? Over there where the blue and red neon lights are. You those girls over there where the big booty and PM, LS and Merci horney asses are over there.

Where is Aprilbaby when I need her

Oooh! I like lapdancing. It is fun.

*hic*

yea I did MercinAries....LOL

Don't you have a job to do? *SL looks on*

Yea chocolate I will do a few lap dances...let me finish getting my drink and my smoke on and I will be good and ready....I need to find a sexy Freaky Aries that carries toys in the trunk of his car.

I need to call him it's been 2 days know....I starting to need my fix, but I want to party right know. He will probably enjoy me better if I am tore up from the floor up

So I am going to finish parting and then we will see.

So, we had a porn store opening, now a strip-club, I reckon a casino is next in line?

The view from my office is great... but I got work to do, so you guys can keep partying, I'll be out to play in a bit.

Yama

"So, we had a porn store opening, now a strip-club, I reckon a casino is next in line?"

This is not a Strip-club this is CLUB SCORPION *neon light*, Open 24 hours 7 days a week all night long. A club where you can get your freak on , you high on , yours sex on, your fantasy on. We do it all here. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.

I am still talking Applications for:

Boucers - *See missmoral*
Pole dancer,cage dancer- *See chocolate* or *Aprilbaby*
Accountant - *See virgopmoon*
Manager - *See Antibling*

I am still looking for more dancers, and Bouncers.

Apply Within Ask for Scorpionlady

yes

MercInAries....did'nt I hire you for something?

I so busy I don't know who I a hiriing to do what anymore. *sluring*