Famous Scorps... (Page 2)

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@Virgo101
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And this is why you would lose against a scorp...

No I would not.

You all might be mercilesss, but that doesn't mean you are cunning or smart on the battlefeild.
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@schoenetanz
20 Years5,000+ Posts
okayokay

you just need a lil selfesteem missy

here

you can have some of my egopops- they are best with whole milk!

I'm really stuffed...but yet I just can't seem to get enough of- of ME!
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@Virgo101
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Capricorns are boring too, but then again..who cares.....

Scorpios do. You two signs are so close. And Capricorns are the only signs willing to deal with the shit that Scorpios put out. Yes I said it...shit...
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@schoenetanz
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*gorged on self, schoene calmly walks over to the toilet and vomits up her egopops like a proper ballerina*

okay 101

you can have my vomited-up self-esteem...it is only partially digested and prolly better than what you have now anywayzzz...
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@Virgo101
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So what's up with your scorpio guy...sounds like you miss him ....

I don't miss him. He has a new girl now.

she says we suck all the time but she knows -all she wants is sweetscorplovin!

Not really. Yesterday I got the number of this sweet Taurus boy. We are going out on Friday.

IINTHAT RIGHT 101??

NOIT AINT SCHO...
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@schoenetanz
20 Years5,000+ Posts
heheeeee

must hurt


new girl huh??

mmmmmhm...that lucky vixen...I'm sure the bull will trample you though-and then we will all see you going after the taurus' on all the threads
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@Virgo101
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I need to go to one of the guys place for his midnight birthday bash...to go or not to go.....hmmmmmmmm..........

Go, you can tell your friends you at least went to one party this summer.
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@schoenetanz
20 Years5,000+ Posts
so does him having a new girl make you miss him less? or just more riddled by denial because now you have less of a chance of getting back with him...

itsokay to love scorps you know...we love us too
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@schoenetanz
20 Years5,000+ Posts
okay

101

try this...

look in the mirror and say

I am a special (not +_+) person- threehundred times

then- go take a hot bath and scrub yer snatch

and voila!

you will be ready to take on the WORLD! (except for the scorp properties)

GO GIT EM KID!