Formula on finding the ideal partner - males only (Page 8)

I think he should! lol

I've must hv hit some sensitive spots huh

Such furious replies..

Even 2 the extent of being presumptuous..

But u all do hv my permission 2 type anything or everything, hopes in soothes ur erm.. xD

Btw it's just past mid day here in the Land Below the Wind xD

Looks like the Old Maid Brigade is on night duty in DXP....again and forever more ?

I'm so super addictive huh..

Sleepless..

Hahaha

Awww, look at you trying to flirt and make passes. You're so CUTE when you try too hard. It's ok, we understand and we don't judge you. We come in peace! I know it must be hard to learn social skills from a blow up doll.

It took you a long time to come up with the same comments you've used over and over again.
The temperature here is -40 or so with wind chill. Staying in is called Safety, what's your excuse?

Land Below the Breaking Wind?

Posted by MrFirebird
Land Below the Breaking Wind?

That doesn't sound like a great place to be! Lol

Maybe that's his problem... he has been downwind for too long.

Posted by MrFirebird
Land Below the Breaking Wind?

rofl....yes, Confucius say, he who stands below breaking wind is man who has no sense of smell.

Posted by FixedWater
It took you a long time to come up with the same comments you've used over and over again.
The temperature here is -40 or so with wind chill. Staying in is called Safety, what's your excuse?

Don't pick on him, Fixed....his Precious doll needs tender sweet lovin....

Posted by MoonArtist

Posted by FixedWater
It took you a long time to come up with the same comments you've used over and over again.
The temperature here is -40 or so with wind chill. Staying in is called Safety, what's your excuse?

Don't pick on him, Fixed....his Precious doll needs tender sweet lovin....

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You are so right Moon... I should not pick on him. He is a busy old man and needs to look after his blow up dolly. I have had my fun -- giggles --

Out comes the key board warrior..

Into the midst of spinsters..

In a herd they feel safe and secure..

In the knowledge that they aren't alone..

But we all know the truth...

Btw I'm having lunch, black pepper pork meat with onions, really good stuff xD

That's right! I mean, first he has to patch her and then wax her and hopefully wash and bathe her....put on her wig and some lipstick (cause he's kinky and likes that shit on his dick) and then have her take him out for cheap "gourmet" food at the burger place.

Posted by MoonArtist
That's right! I mean, first he has to patch her and then wax her and hopefully wash and bathe her....put on her wig and some lipstick (cause he's kinky and likes that shit on his dick) and then have her take him out for cheap "gourmet" food at the burger place.

I know! It is a time consuming process getting the blow up doll prepped and ready to go 'out on the town'! Oh, it's OK silentghost, we understand. As spinsters, we have an immense amount of compassion for those that have passed their prime.

Let me clarify though, before I take my spinster self to bed for some beauty sleep.
When I say 'Those that passed their Prime", I do not lump all men over 40 in such a category. Some however, are clearly in need of compassion and you would be one of those.

Sounds like a super desperate attempt 2 validate being a spinster..

Clawing and Gawking at those loose threads of delusions..

Still that was a Super effort hehe

Plenty of mama boys 2 believe ur stories..

U all do hv my permission 2 hv ur beauty sleep xD

Posted by FixedWater
Let me clarify though, before I take my spinster self to bed for some beauty sleep.
When I say 'Those that passed their Prime", I do not lump all men over 40 in such a category. Some however, are clearly in need of compassion and you would be one of those.

You're so compassionate and understanding!! Will you marry me? lol

Geez, Irresistible, you're going to make me like the guy and even feel a little sorry for him! :/

Not a bad essay..

I was fascinated xD

Silent - Ghost huh..

It's a really good book, a group of soldiers Ghost like and ever so silently kills their prey. Got it from there xD

I hv other online names too..

There's;

Godlike..

oMg..

Wafer Cream..

Spaz..

Etc etc..

U do hv my permission 2 write essay abt my online names..

It's amusing.

The formula doesn't work, Silent Ghost. If it worked, you would not be single since you would have located and presumably settled down with your ideal partner.

I hope this brief explanation answers all questions related to the matter clearly.

Posted by CreoleGeisha
The formula doesn't work, Silent Ghost. If it worked, you would not be single since you would have located and presumably settled down with your ideal partner.

I hope this brief explanation answers all questions related to the matter clearly.

+1 million!

You might need to simplify it even more, though.

The formula works.

I and countless other man r living prove of it.

I've dated woman across the age.

Benefits of dating a woman of say 27-28 yrs old for me;

Well, I'm sure you girls know this.

The man would too..

VS

Benefits of dating a similar age woman or older;

-Nil-

Well if you count the endless complaints, nagging and insecurities as benefits..

Not 2 mention they can't or simply won't engage in anything adventurous, seems sun light hurts their sagging skin..

The list is practically endless..

So if I'm in my 50's and my wife of early 40's would still be able to connect very well.

I'll find all of her insecurities amusing..

And she is return will find me most understanding of her needs..

Just look at those whose age disparity is greater; they tend to hv loving marriages. Not all but most.

Like I said before its an EQ thingy..

I understand ur opposition 2 this idea as it puts you gals in a very difficult position.

But until you accept this as a probability..

Change might be possible..

Then happiness might also be possible...

Right now u only hv DXP 2 emotionally connect..

And feel wanted..

But it's all fake..

It's not sustainable..

Actually, I haven't seen an increase in happy marriages over marriages of the same age. It's pretty much across the board a huge clusterfuck of the wrong people hooking up.

Now here's the playing devil's advocate part: if you'd find your younger wife's insecurities amusing would she find her old man's insecurities amusing? Like the fact that younger guys are better looking and can last longer in bed and are physically more agile with sex positions and they might turn her head and catch her attention. The fact that she'll always have more energy than you and will want to party more and do more. She might not want to go to bed at 7:30 to watch Wheel of Fortune.

Posted by MoonArtist
Actually, I haven't seen an increase in happy marriages over marriages of the same age. It's pretty much across the board a huge clusterfuck of the wrong people hooking up.

Now here's the playing devil's advocate part: if you'd find your younger wife's insecurities amusing would she find her old man's insecurities amusing? Like the fact that younger guys are better looking and can last longer in bed and are physically more agile with sex positions and they might turn her head and catch her attention. The fact that she'll always have more energy than you and will want to party more and do more. She might not want to go to bed at 7:30 to watch Wheel of Fortune.

Yes... have you thought of that?

Your formula woman can say - Fuck the deal, spin the wheel!

How's that for sustainability?

You have my permission to post in your thread, again.

Anger management phulease Fire Birdie..

After all u r an example of an assended Scorpio..

Now now name calling, shaming physical attributes, shaming countries, etc etc is hardly Ghandi-like.

And of course u r incredibly busy with work and with a multitude of customers 2 care for..

U added long time career in DXP is greatly admired and appreciated hehe

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by MoonArtist
Actually, I haven't seen an increase in happy marriages over marriages of the same age. It's pretty much across the board a huge clusterfuck of the wrong people hooking up.

Now here's the playing devil's advocate part: if you'd find your younger wife's insecurities amusing would she find her old man's insecurities amusing? Like the fact that younger guys are better looking and can last longer in bed and are physically more agile with sex positions and they might turn her head and catch her attention. The fact that she'll always have more energy than you and will want to party more and do more. She might not want to go to bed at 7:30 to watch Wheel of Fortune.

Yes... have you thought of that?

Your formula woman can say - Fuck the deal, spin the wheel!

How's that for sustainability?

You have my permission to post in your thread, again.

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hehehe, high five, hip bump and cheers!

Posted by SilentGhost
Anger management phulease Fire Birdie..

After all u r an example of an assended Scorpio..

Now now name calling, shaming physical attributes, shaming countries, etc etc is hardly Ghandi-like.

And of course u r incredibly busy with work and with a multitude of customers 2 care for..

U added long time career in DXP is greatly admired and appreciated hehe

Ghandi?
You've got the wrong Indian, pilgrim.

You have my permission to blame Christopher Columbus.

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by SilentGhost
Anger management phulease Fire Birdie..

After all u r an example of an assended Scorpio..

Now now name calling, shaming physical attributes, shaming countries, etc etc is hardly Ghandi-like.

And of course u r incredibly busy with work and with a multitude of customers 2 care for..

U added long time career in DXP is greatly admired and appreciated hehe

Ghandi?
You've got the wrong Indian, pilgrim.

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Don't be too hard on the ignorant child, Firebird. After all, he can't keep straight who shamed him on what so it's easy to assume he can't keep straight dot vs. feather.

Being a career DXP counsellor..

Giving advise base on ur experience..

And looking at u all DXP career man and woman

Base of life choices u hv made..

Result: Mostly divorcee or even if married, is basically ignored..

Has ur Spinsters brigade dwindled 2 such an extent...?

Sounds like a recruitment drive is in progress heh..

Good luck !

Btw I sincerely believe 2 hv a balance in society, there is a need 2 fill in those spinsters vacancies xD

We wouldn't want children growing up with people who r basically finicky do we ?

Hehe..

Awww, look at you getting all sweet with your secret stalking of me and others. Well, as they say stalking is a form of flattery. I'm so glad you think so highly of my skills that you've dubbed me as a counselor. As such I'll give you some advice so you don't feel left out. DO try to find a real argument so your debating skills don't come across as weak as your limp, tiny hands. Also, DO try to come across as more educated than you really are so people take you more seriously and they don't mistake you for a 12 yr old boy. How's that peach fuzz beard growing experiment going for you, by the way?

I'll keep all of that in mind when I send a note to your parents and tell them to stop treating you with so little regard...wouldn't want the children to grow up not being secure and logical.

Posted by OneWonderDay
oh goodness, SilentGhost, grow up. you are 23 years older than me, but you can't even back up one of your "arguments". And who are you to call someone spinster? You are always bragging about 20-somethings, but let's be honest - happy, mature person doesn't go for personal insults when they try to back up their argument nor would they brag about relationship like that online to strangers. you want to be taken seriously, right?

And to be honest, I can't see why ANYONE would be attracted to you intellectually/look-wise/based on your attitude...

But on the positive note - I feel so much more mature, now that I read this topic.

You have his permission.

Posted by starlover
Some of my best friends are *spinsters* lol

They chose not to marry and have children because they had too much going on in their lives to interest them, i guess. Ironically, they are some of the happiest people i ever met where as the married ones are more miserable?

🙂

You have his permission, too.

Choose 2 be a spinster..

Uh huh..

Next u will be saying a grossly fat woman is curvy and not fat at all..

The ensuing diabetes, heart diseases, kidney problems is all caused by "environmental" issues then huh hahaha

Choose 2 be in denial is also a God given right huh ?

Well u hv my permission 2 be a Spinster.

After all balance has 2 maintained.

Plenty of vacancies in DXP hehe

Posted by SilentGhost
Choose 2 be a spinster..

Uh huh..

Next u will be saying a grossly fat woman is curvy and not fat at all..

The ensuing diabetes, heart diseases, kidney problems is all caused by "environmental" issues then huh hahaha

Choose 2 be in denial is also a God given right huh ?

Well u hv my permission 2 be a Spinster.

After all balance has 2 maintained.

Plenty of vacancies in DXP hehe

I don't need your permission.

Signing off right now..

Good night 2 all the 'Career' Spinsters..

Parting words 2 those who just join DXP :-

If u wish 2 join the Spinster Brigade, just follow the examples of those here xD

Plenty of Vacancies..

On another note;

If u wanna be happy with a man have a fulfilled marriage plus kids; then my formula applies.

Cheers !

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by SilentGhost
Anger management phulease Fire Birdie..

After all u r an example of an assended Scorpio..

Now now name calling, shaming physical attributes, shaming countries, etc etc is hardly Ghandi-like.

And of course u r incredibly busy with work and with a multitude of customers 2 care for..

U added long time career in DXP is greatly admired and appreciated hehe

Ghandi?
You've got the wrong Indian, pilgrim.

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Ghandi is a Libra. *cheeky grin*

A Libra huh..

And an Indian.

Well he did free his Nation from those occupying it.

He's lucky 2 hv been born in a different era where computers r non existent.

Otherwise he might hv ended up just a key board warrior and in the end basically doing nothing worthy.

Posted by SilentGhost
Otherwise he might hv ended up just... basically doing nothing worthy.

*long, pointed look, grin never dissipates*

Go out and let a man spoil you today moonie.

Stop being or acting like a man.

Be vulnerable.

Be the woman ur mother and grandmother once were.

Just allow a man 2 pamper and appreciate ur sacrifice.

It's Valentines Day.

Just 4 a day.