they'd actually be boring af
if scorpios weren't so complicated...
Posted by PrincessLouiseperhaps its their shield against infinite boredom
Same with scorp moons!
(i still find them boring ps) sitting and brooding is maybe the most boring thing ever. but it creates the illusion that they are busy/powerful/in control..when in actuality they are at home on the computer being mad.
Posted by underwaterthingIndeed.
(i still find them boring ps) sitting and brooding is maybe the most boring thing ever. but it creates the illusion that they are busy/powerful/in control..when in actuality they are at home on the computer being mad.
It's far more exciting to sit at home on the computer posting threads about people at home on the computer being mad.
Posted by PrincessLouiseSike
Same with scorp moons!
Posted by QuantumDoes this mean I'm in the club?Posted by underwaterthingIndeed.
(i still find them boring ps) sitting and brooding is maybe the most boring thing ever. but it creates the illusion that they are busy/powerful/in control..when in actuality they are at home on the computer being mad.
It's far more exciting to sit at home on the computer posting threads about people at home on the computer being mad.click to expand
I'm at a coffee shop tbh.
But I could go home and sting myself.
But I could go home and sting myself.
No.
These survey people keep calling our land line. 3 times just tonight.
Third time I picked up the phone, waited until a heard someone on the other end, then shoved the phone down my pants and farted into the receiver. Loudly.
Is that wrong?
Third time I picked up the phone, waited until a heard someone on the other end, then shoved the phone down my pants and farted into the receiver. Loudly.
Is that wrong?
It's not wrong it's just boring af.
Mostly just bc you have a landline...
We have a land line for our security system.
That's even more boring. In fact, you're killing me so this thing has all come full circle and I get it now.
Lol.
Posted by underwaterthing
they'd actually be boring af
yes!!!!! So after a month u just start babysitting them out of mercy till u realize u done the mistakw of uurlife 🙂
Posted by PrincessLouiseSometimes yes. I've met both kinds (:Posted by underwaterthingOr against just being a pointless loser.Posted by PrincessLouiseperhaps its their shield against infinite boredom
Same with scorp moons!click to expand
Posted by Sagittarius16bLMAOPosted by underwaterthing
they'd actually be boring af
yes!!!!! So after a month u just start babysitting them out of mercy till u realize u done the mistakw of uurlife 🙂click to expand
I've been there. Never going back.
Let them mfs be boring then.
Im bout to pillow fight all you Scorps
Im bout to pillow fight all you Scorps
Ummm
I just asked the wife.
I am indeed boring.
But not complicated.
I am indeed boring.
But not complicated.
Bwahahahaa
Posted by exxtasyxThat all sounds very boring to me.
Not the Scorpio's I knew. They liked to get high, get drunk, go out, etc.
Posted by QuantumWhat sign is THE WIFE
I just asked the wife.
I am indeed boring.
But not complicated.
I'm pretty sure you can file everything a scorpio does into either a) complicated or b) boring. Sometimes both as one is a mirage for the other.
Lets play:
Stealing your significant other:
complicated
Sitting at home in anger:
Boring
Ignoring your calls while sitting at home in anger:
Complicated (but honestly boring)
Being secretive about where they live:
Complicated
Finding out later the 30 year old male Scorpio lives with his mom:
Boring
(true story ftw)
Lets play:
Stealing your significant other:
complicated
Sitting at home in anger:
Boring
Ignoring your calls while sitting at home in anger:
Complicated (but honestly boring)
Being secretive about where they live:
Complicated
Finding out later the 30 year old male Scorpio lives with his mom:
Boring
(true story ftw)
Posted by underwaterthingPosted by QuantumWhat sign is THE WIFE
I just asked the wife.
I am indeed boring.
But not complicated.click to expand
Ok, that was both boring and complicated.
i don't find my scorp complicated and his fixedness anchors my heart. i was a bit worried that i was addicted to love before i met him lol
Posted by ElleDuMondeI'm a Half-Cap 😢
If scorpios weren't so complicated....they would be capricorns. 😆
I find capricorns second rate scorpios. With more complications, yet still somehow boring, and not very loyal. Gee they sure are great.
Posted by Foreverlovemeyou make a fine point on the last par tot that sentencePosted by underwaterthingActually less complicated, equally boring, and loyal to themselves
I find capricorns second rate scorpios. With more complications, yet still somehow boring, and not very loyal. Gee they sure are great.click to expand
*part of
Posted by QuantumPosted by underwaterthinghttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f9/STOP_sign.jpg/220px-STOP_sign.jpg<div class="bqfade">click to expandPosted by QuantumWhat sign is THE WIFE
I just asked the wife.
I am indeed boring.
But not complicated.
😆
Scorpios also really like being insulted. Look how well this thread did.
Much better than the ones where I was sincerely asking for advice.
Much better than the ones where I was sincerely asking for advice.
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