@FixedWater
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Posted by MoonArtist
OHHH! And lets NOT forget the titty tassel craft table!!! Come ONNNNN people! Bottoms up and shake yo' money makers!That Moon, was genius! Putting the super glue in the crafting glue bottle! You are such a trickster! They will Never figure it out until it is too late!
Ok.... if you mix titty glue with super tassle and mix it with some crafting glue, and
apply it to your titty. Would this mean I would get caught with my fingers on your nip-pulls?Yes. That would be correct. Semi permanent nipple touching covered in sparkly magical.
LOl! twisted around seriously this is not the way I pictured it
It was bound to happen. Get men near glue and any women in the nearbyness and BAM! Fingers get glued to nipples. I should have known....
Really I suppose it was bound to happen, but there were not supposed to be any women there when they find said super glue and titty tassles.
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woah woah woah woah wait wait wait... what what whatβ
But there were not supposed to be any women there.... when they find said super glue... and titty tassles.
You might save that one for Rabbit, Andssss or whomever.... but me.
That's disturbing.
Posted by MoonArtist
OHHH! And lets NOT forget the titty tassel craft table!!! Come ONNNNN people! Bottoms up and shake yo' money makers!That Moon, was genius! Putting the super glue in the crafting glue bottle! You are such a trickster! They will Never figure it out until it is too late!
Ok.... if you mix titty glue with super tassle and mix it with some crafting glue, and
apply it to your titty. Would this mean I would get caught with my fingers on your nip-pulls?Yes. That would be correct. Semi permanent nipple touching covered in sparkly magical.
LOl! twisted around seriously this is not the way I pictured it
It was bound to happen. Get men near glue and any women in the nearbyness and BAM! Fingers get glued to nipples. I should have known....
Really I suppose it was bound to happen, but there were not supposed to be any women there when they find said super glue and titty tassles.
I think we were supposed to lock the men in the room with men only. Rabbit ditched, Firebird stayed and he's outnumbered. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? ~evil grin~
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Totally! -evil grin right back at you-
Posted by MrFirebird
I've got some flat coke.Flat coke? Put it in a wine glass, it'll work! Lol
Umm... I don't have a wine glass.
Got a plastic jack in the box cup, though.Does it have cartoons on it? Lol! I am kidding of course. The cup will do just fine but why do you not have 2 wine glasses. All bachelor's have 2 wine glasses.
They used have some kind of cartoon on it... but I don't remember what it was.
Right now, it says
"MAKE A LATE NIGHT FOODY CALL"A foody call? That is interesting and something I have never heard of. New thread perhaps? or just discuss it here...
That's what it says It's part of the chain's Munchie Meal promotional
Yes.. "Munchies".Here's an article on it
Late Night Foody Call and Munchie MealI'd say it's aimed at pregnant ladies and potheads.
Ahhhhh! Preggers definately means late night foody call.... so happy to be done with those days.
Potheads, for sure.
Actually I am kinda hungry now that you mention food, and Moon with Pizza. I haven't had a slice of pizza in years! That would taste pretty darn good right nowclick to expand
Ditto on being done with that! I'll cheers that for sure! wanna order pizza? I'm thinking I should. Because....PIZZA! and that does sounds goods.
Posted by MoonArtist
OHHH! And lets NOT forget the titty tassel craft table!!! Come ONNNNN people! Bottoms up and shake yo' money makers!That Moon, was genius! Putting the super glue in the crafting glue bottle! You are such a trickster! They will Never figure it out until it is too late!
Ok.... if you mix titty glue with super tassle and mix it with some crafting glue, and
apply it to your titty. Would this mean I would get caught with my fingers on your nip-pulls?Yes. That would be correct. Semi permanent nipple touching covered in sparkly magical.
LOl! twisted around seriously this is not the way I pictured it
It was bound to happen. Get men near glue and any women in the nearbyness and BAM! Fingers get glued to nipples. I should have known....
Really I suppose it was bound to happen, but there were not supposed to be any women there when they find said super glue and titty tassles.
woah woah woah woah wait wait wait... what what whatβ
But there were not supposed to be any women there.... when they find said super glue... and titty tassles.
You might save that one for Rabbit, Andssss or whomever.... but me.
That's disturbing.
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Simple logic, when there are no women around you guys would, after a few, probably glue them to yourselves. It is the curiosity thing... no?
Posted by MrFirebird
How about you girls get plastered real hard tonight and ... we'll wake up in the morning
and find out what happened over the course of the evening.I mean... drink and type to the point of slurring your words.
I can be the referee.
Lmao! I have had 3 glasses of wine alllllready, with no real food to speak of. I have to keep editing nevery single post and it's pissing me off! Moon? what glass are you on?
*every
Posted by MoonArtist
OHHH! And lets NOT forget the titty tassel craft table!!! Come ONNNNN people! Bottoms up and shake yo' money makers!That Moon, was genius! Putting the super glue in the crafting glue bottle! You are such a trickster! They will Never figure it out until it is too late!
Ok.... if you mix titty glue with super tassle and mix it with some crafting glue, and
apply it to your titty. Would this mean I would get caught with my fingers on your nip-pulls?Yes. That would be correct. Semi permanent nipple touching covered in sparkly magical.
LOl! twisted around seriously this is not the way I pictured it
It was bound to happen. Get men near glue and any women in the nearbyness and BAM! Fingers get glued to nipples. I should have known....
Really I suppose it was bound to happen, but there were not supposed to be any women there when they find said super glue and titty tassles.
woah woah woah woah wait wait wait... what what whatβ
But there were not supposed to be any women there.... when they find said super glue... and titty tassles.
You might save that one for Rabbit, Andssss or whomever.... but me.
That's disturbing.
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hehehehehe....I do chortle! now sssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! You're not supposed to know aobut the evil deed!! It was pure genius! Pretend you don't know. BAM! Erased from your memory. Here! Have some glue and glitter! π
Posted by MrFirebird
How about you girls get plastered real hard tonight and ... we'll wake up in the morning
and find out what happened over the course of the evening.I mean... drink and type to the point of slurring your words.
I can be the referee.
Hey, you're supposed to get plastered, too. I don't care if it's coke! And it's flat!! Will it to FERMENT!
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Posted by MrFirebird
How about you girls get plastered real hard tonight and ... we'll wake up in the morning
and find out what happened over the course of the evening.I mean... drink and type to the point of slurring your words.
I can be the referee.
Lmao! I have had 3 glasses of wine alllllready, with no real food to speak of. I have to keep editing nevery single post and it's pissing me off! Moon? what glass are you on?
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I'm on TWO! π
Posted by MrFirebird
How about you girls get plastered real hard tonight and ... we'll wake up in the morning
and find out what happened over the course of the evening.I mean... drink and type to the point of slurring your words.
I can be the referee.
Hey, you're supposed to get plastered, too. I don't care if it's coke! And it's flat!! Will it to FERMENT!
+1
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Make it work or we will have to... do something, not sure what, but something.
Posted by MrFirebird
How about you girls get plastered real hard tonight and ... we'll wake up in the morning
and find out what happened over the course of the evening.I mean... drink and type to the point of slurring your words.
I can be the referee.
Lmao! I have had 3 glasses of wine alllllready, with no real food to speak of. I have to keep editing nevery single post and it's pissing me off! Moon? what glass are you on?
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I'm on my 5th, Ma'am.
Posted by MrFirebird
How about you girls get plastered real hard tonight and ... we'll wake up in the morning
and find out what happened over the course of the evening.I mean... drink and type to the point of slurring your words.
I can be the referee.
Lmao! I have had 3 glasses of wine alllllready, with no real food to speak of. I have to keep editing nevery single post and it's pissing me off! Moon? what glass are you on?
I'm on TWO! π
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Awesome! one, two three.... chug! Kidding! This moscato is too yummy to chug.
My internet sucks, have I mentioned that? I am missing all kinds of comments and am too far behind to comment now! Ohhhhh woe is me! π’
Posted by MrFirebird
How about you girls get plastered real hard tonight and ... we'll wake up in the morning
and find out what happened over the course of the evening.I mean... drink and type to the point of slurring your words.
I can be the referee.
Lmao! I have had 3 glasses of wine alllllready, with no real food to speak of. I have to keep editing nevery single post and it's pissing me off! Moon? what glass are you on?
I'm on my 5th, Ma'am.
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You're on your 5th WHAT?
Posted by MrFirebird
How about you girls get plastered real hard tonight and ... we'll wake up in the morning
and find out what happened over the course of the evening.I mean... drink and type to the point of slurring your words.
I can be the referee.
Lmao! I have had 3 glasses of wine alllllready, with no real food to speak of. I have to keep editing nevery single post and it's pissing me off! Moon? what glass are you on?
I'm on my 5th, Ma'am.
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Oh do not pull out the ma'am word! Lol 5th What? Gibson's? Maybe a litte Tequila? How about some Bourbon?
Posted by FixedWater
My internet sucks, have I mentioned that? I am missing all kinds of comments and am too far behind to comment now! Ohhhhh woe is me! π’
Firebird is keeping his thoughts to himself, so you're not missing too much. Either he's super drunk or sitting back pretending to be and hoping we'll get naked. ~suspicious eyes~
That lucky old sun has seen a lot of naked women.
Posted by MrFirebird
That lucky old sun has seen a lot of naked women.
So has the moon and a few rain clouds, too, and the snow storms.... π
Posted by FixedWater
My internet sucks, have I mentioned that? I am missing all kinds of comments and am too far behind to comment now! Ohhhhh woe is me! π’Firebird is keeping his thoughts to himself, so you're not missing too much. Either he's super drunk or sitting back pretending to be and hoping we'll get naked. ~suspicious eyes~
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Haha! I think you may be onto something there -as I send my super duper suspicious look his direction-
Posted by MrFirebird
That lucky old sun has seen a lot of naked women.So has the moon and a few rain clouds, too, and the snow storms.... π
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...and maybe the odd fire tower, and a beach or two
Posted by FixedWater
My internet sucks, have I mentioned that? I am missing all kinds of comments and am too far behind to comment now! Ohhhhh woe is me! π’Firebird is keeping his thoughts to himself, so you're not missing too much. Either he's super drunk or sitting back pretending to be and hoping we'll get naked. ~suspicious eyes~
Haha! I think you may be onto something there -as I send my super duper suspicious look his direction-
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bwahahahah, nothing like two suspicious women eying a man. :p
Moon? Firebird? Where'd you go?
Posted by MrFirebird
That lucky old sun has seen a lot of naked women.So has the moon and a few rain clouds, too, and the snow storms.... π
...and maybe the odd fire tower, and a beach or two
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Aha! So you're one like me who enjoys a bit of feeling the elements when no one is looking! π
Posted by FixedWater
My internet sucks, have I mentioned that? I am missing all kinds of comments and am too far behind to comment now! Ohhhhh woe is me! π’Firebird is keeping his thoughts to himself, so you're not missing too much. Either he's super drunk or sitting back pretending to be and hoping we'll get naked. ~suspicious eyes~
Haha! I think you may be onto something there -as I send my super duper suspicious look his direction-
bwahahahah, nothing like two suspicious women eying a man. :p
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I bet he got scared... lol
Posted by MrFirebird
That lucky old sun has seen a lot of naked women.So has the moon and a few rain clouds, too, and the snow storms.... π
...and maybe the odd fire tower, and a beach or two
Aha! So you're one like me who enjoys a bit of feeling the elements when no one is looking! π
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See?! We are like sister's from another mother! Lol
Elements are very good!
Yep, I have that album, myself.
Well it is all rednecks of a different sort out here and they all have beards all winter long! Lol
4! Moon! and lookin for a Foody Call! hahahahahahaha
Posted by MrFirebird
That lucky old sun has seen a lot of naked women.So has the moon and a few rain clouds, too, and the snow storms.... π
...and maybe the odd fire tower, and a beach or two
Aha! So you're one like me who enjoys a bit of feeling the elements when no one is looking! π
See?! We are like sister's from another mother! Lol
Elements are very good!click to expand
That we are! I'm serious, we go around not feeling the wind, the rain, etc. because we wear clothes. It's soooo liberating and invigorating to feel that all over and not just on arms or face.
Posted by FixedWater
Well it is all rednecks of a different sort out here and they all have beards all winter long! Lol
You'd swear I was loco to rub for a genie while burnin' my hand on the lamp.
Posted by FixedWater
4! Moon! and lookin for a Foody Call! hahahahahahaha
How did you get to 4 so fast?! o.O
Call a pizza place?
Posted by FixedWater
Well it is all rednecks of a different sort out here and they all have beards all winter long! LolYou'd swear I was loco to rub for a genie while burnin' my hand on the lamp.
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Isn't that what men do all the time? Rubbing the lamp, that is, to release the genie. teeheeeheee
Posted by MrFirebird
That lucky old sun has seen a lot of naked women.So has the moon and a few rain clouds, too, and the snow storms.... π
...and maybe the odd fire tower, and a beach or two
Aha! So you're one like me who enjoys a bit of feeling the elements when no one is looking! π
See?! We are like sister's from another mother! Lol
Elements are very good!That we are! I'm serious, we go around not feeling the wind, the rain, etc. because we wear clothes. It's soooo liberating and invigorating to feel that all over and not just on arms or face.
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I totally agree! Must be a country girl kinda thing!
Posted by FixedWater
Well it is all rednecks of a different sort out here and they all have beards all winter long! LolYou'd swear I was loco to rub for a genie while burnin' my hand on the lamp.
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It doesn't make a lot of sense, does it now!
Posted by MrFirebird
That lucky old sun has seen a lot of naked women.So has the moon and a few rain clouds, too, and the snow storms.... π
...and maybe the odd fire tower, and a beach or two
Aha! So you're one like me who enjoys a bit of feeling the elements when no one is looking! π
See?! We are like sister's from another mother! Lol
Elements are very good!That we are! I'm serious, we go around not feeling the wind, the rain, etc. because we wear clothes. It's soooo liberating and invigorating to feel that all over and not just on arms or face.
I totally agree! Must be a country girl kinda thing!
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Absolute-a-lutely!
Posted by FixedWater
4! Moon! and lookin for a Foody Call! hahahahahahahaHow did you get to 4 so fast?! o.O
I. do. not. know. ? What happened? It is so very nice Wine!
Call a pizza place?click to expand
Ohhhh my would that be good! My will power still says no, drink more haha
Posted by MrFirebird
That lucky old sun has seen a lot of naked women.So has the moon and a few rain clouds, too, and the snow storms.... π
...and maybe the odd fire tower, and a beach or two
Aha! So you're one like me who enjoys a bit of feeling the elements when no one is looking! π
See?! We are like sister's from another mother! Lol
Elements are very good!That we are! I'm serious, we go around not feeling the wind, the rain, etc. because we wear clothes. It's soooo liberating and invigorating to feel that all over and not just on arms or face.
I totally agree! Must be a country girl kinda thing!
Absolute-a-lutely!
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We country chicks rock ! π
I'm doing it! Gluten free Pacific Veggie! π
Posted by Prince_Pisces
Every night is wine night
Stop being so fabulous. Gah! π
Posted by MrFirebird
That lucky old sun has seen a lot of naked women.So has the moon and a few rain clouds, too, and the snow storms.... π
...and maybe the odd fire tower, and a beach or two
Aha! So you're one like me who enjoys a bit of feeling the elements when no one is looking! π
See?! We are like sister's from another mother! Lol
Elements are very good!That we are! I'm serious, we go around not feeling the wind, the rain, etc. because we wear clothes. It's soooo liberating and invigorating to feel that all over and not just on arms or face.
I totally agree! Must be a country girl kinda thing!
Absolute-a-lutely!
We country chicks rock ! π
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Hell to the yes! I do recommend wearing boots when standing naked in snow, though.
fUCK TO THE
How come nobody told me this?
Posted by Prince_Pisces
Every night is wine nightStop being so fabulous. Gah! π
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ooops try again...How come nobody told me this?
No one told you to wear boots? Damn, you should have called me.
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Ahhhhh! Preggers definately means late night foody call.... so happy to be done with those days.
Potheads, for sure.
Actually I am kinda hungry now that you mention food, and Moon with Pizza. I haven't had a slice of pizza in years! That would taste pretty darn good right now