Juwanapla Porn Shack

This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by juwanapla on Friday, September 29, 2006 and has 126 replies.

What is Juwanapla Porn Shack about

Juwanapla Porn Shack appears to be a fictional or private space related to adult content and memorabilia. It involves organizing adult magazines and setting up a themed display area. It is presented as a playful or private environment for adult entertainment enthusiasts.

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@juwanapla
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*straightening up the porno mags. Turns on the neon lights above the gay porn. Picks out a super charged double headed dildo (the black edition)*

Yeah, this one is perfect for display. OK, here we go......

*Pops a licky-dicky mint. Turns the open sign and props open the front doors*

CALLING ALL SCORPS! THE PORN SHACK IS NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS!

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@juwanapla
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Free T-shirts for the first 10 customers.

*tosses a T at Yama*

There ya go, babe! Let me check on the twins. Do you want the Asian or Blonde models?

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@juwanapla
20 Years1,000+ Posts

Anyone up for some dude on dude action? I have Gay Butt-Pirates from San Fran (it's a bootleg copy).

*throws AB a T*

There ya go, toots! I'll throw in the apple dick lolly for free. But you have to lick it on my promo cam. I gotta pull in some male business. They are shy to come in when the store is full of women, ya know?

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@juwanapla
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It would be hot if you could just clean that drool off your chin. You're dripping like a waterfall!

Ok, that's better!

AB, no honey! Don't put the lolly up there and then lick it again! I don't think that will help business.....

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@juwanapla
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*talks in hushed voice*

That's not my cousin! That's my cousin Guido!

*yells*

UNCLE GUIDO! PUT ON THIS T-SHIRT! I'M TELLING GRANDMA!!!!!

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@Scorpionlady
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JP I was riding down the street and notice you store was open. I saw that big black dildo sitting inthe widow and I thought I want that, hell I two of them...do you do credit, IOU's.

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@juwanapla
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One day shipping in descreet packaging...blah blah..

Or I could deliver it personally wearing a bikini made of plastic wrap. (extra $ 20 charge)

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@Scorpionlady
20 Years1,000+ Posts

LMAO.....JP you are funny as shit.....

Well AM we can do a three....have you ever been with 2 scorpios....

*AB puts her hand in her face*

*SL tells her don't be scared we are not going to sting you*

Do you want me to put the big black one on?

ha ha ha ha ha

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@juwanapla
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Cool! I prefer the front. I like to rub cookies.....I wonder how long this thread is going to last before Mr. Dxp throws us out! LOL

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@Scorpionlady
20 Years1,000+ Posts

right...But I was thinking...no man has come on her yet...Dam did we scare them..or they just don't know how to talk dirty...that is a damn shame that no one will touch this thread..

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@Scorpionlady
20 Years1,000+ Posts

right...suckers.......punks....whimps....., they probably reading it though and rubbing on there little penis.....getting off, saying yea yea yea that's right give it to big Daddy.

ha ha ha ha ha....

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@wheelhomies
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Juwanapla, I admire your innovation, and I would love to get one of those free t-shirts...but I just can't buy porn. And dildos creep me out.

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@juwanapla
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Here WH, let me show you that there is nothing to be afraid of. Let's start with the smaller 'Brahn sized' model!

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

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@Scorpionlady
20 Years1,000+ Posts

wheel why don't you get an almost real one..they might be a little expensive.

JP....yea all this talk I have to go home and get my old dildo out until I get the big black one I just brought from you. Damn I can't wait....A sista is gonna have fun with dat.

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@Scorpionlady
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"Here WH, let me show you that there is nothing to be afraid of. Let's start with the smaller 'Brahn sized' model"

LOL JP don't scare WH away.

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@Karima27
20 Years500+ PostsScorpio

LOL!!! You girls are wild and kinky! Man...dildo's-cookie rubbing ROFLMAO!It doesn't get any better than this. Ya'll are really setting Friday the hell off!

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@Scorpionlady
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hey this is my kinda of talking...I was talking to my sister and male guy last night and he asked why would a women wanna a fuck a guy iin the azz with a didlo.

I said I would do shit I wanna know what that feeling feels like also....

I can see me know...fucking a guy and spanking him on the ass saying give me that ass you dirty bastard lol lol lol

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@Scorpionlady
20 Years1,000+ Posts

I am small my breast are smaller than a fucking grapfruit....my thighs....shit let find them...lol....but I can roll like hell in the bed..and men loves my boos...you know what they say about small women....

very deep in side. so you better have a fucking lamp post to fuck with me...

Damn I got dirty mind today.

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@Karima27
20 Years500+ PostsScorpio

You know what. I'm with SL! I would also like to know what it felt to give it to a guy in the ass but if he took it. I might start to question his damn manhood! It's like a catch 22!

Oh No! you guys are bringing out the real bad side of me...I try not to let this side show to much...

AB listen at ya ass! Sexy Heels and Lace? Stilletto's—? Aw sh**!!! Get down now!

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