Least likely topics?

What are the topics you'd be surprised to see posted by certain DXPosters?

I'll start with:

"The ills of consumerism" by Prince Pisces, and "10 reasons to immigrate to Canada", by Branh.

lol, i really like the one for prince pisces

"my job keeps me so busy" by wheelhomies (unless it was meant to be sardonic, of course).

"my life story" by lady m. "scorpio is everything it's hyped to be and more" by fuckina.

"why john mccain will win the 2008 presidential election" by aqi

"OMG LOL" by jackdoniel

'"why john mccain will win the 2008 presidential election" by aqi'

I can see her posting that, actually, as the title of an epic rant on the ignorance of the average voter or something like that.

haha, good point. it's tough to say a topic that aqi would never post, because she likes to sort of play the devil's advocate at times.

Keep your flame-war to one thread, Bran.

"haha, good point. it's tough to say a topic that aqi would never post, because she likes to sort of play the devil's advocate at times."

Yes, I can totally see her posting anything from "The status of the cabbage in 20th century western media" to "Omfg lolz".

I don't think she'll post something with "fuck" in the title, though.

now she will just cause you said that!

"i'm actually a woman" scorpio rising
"cheating sucks!!!" warholian & fumingli scorp
"i'm not cool enough to have people imitate me 😢" depthcharge

"i love everyone, especially you" mr nice

"With regards to the little sociological expermient I have been conducting..." Mr. Nice.

Possibly too long.

roffle!

"man it feels good to be a gangsta" by cappysweetie
"holy shit, i've learned humility" by flygrlchi

^you know she'd NEVER post that because there are no caps

"Guys over 60 only, please..." - Roxi

"Nice guys finish first" - Shaks

"It's 50-50, I tell ya!" - Dyar

"Tough on the inside, soft and cuddly on the outside" - Starfish, outkast

"I am Leo, hear me meow and sulk" - kris, a.k.a., bs

"Don't need direction, yes I do" - Sea Siren

"Someone please tell me what to do" - MsP

"I own Scorpio Men" - AquaMoon

"Virgos are sex gods and people suck: Story of My Life" - scorpioheart

"Got a life" - nutso

"Lusting is cheating, unless it's Sean Bean" - P-Angel

🙂

"i'm afraid you'll have to find a substitute.."

You missed me again.....

sigh

"In all fairness, I have only been with ONE Virgo. Who is to say that they aren't sex gods?"

SH, please don't let my reference to you get to your head.

You're not my type. You are, after all, a Scorpio woman.

"man it feels good to be a gangsta" by cappysweetie
"holy shit, i've learned humility" by flygrlchi

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"But thanks for setting me straight, anyhow."

I think you need to find yourself a studly Virguy. Shaks claims he's up to snuff. Perhaps he'll put you on the waiting list... after Virgal and of course his e-marriage to Ms. Desperada.

And please stop with the sycophantic smiley faces...

Very Un-Scorpio-like, you know.

'Let's hear it for Virgos!' by Flygyrllchi

Sorry - 'LETS HEAR IT FOR VIRGOS!' etc...

"Yo no quiero Taco Bell"- s_r

or

"Burger King refused to let me have it my way" -s_r

or

"The things I wouldn't do for a Klondike bar" s_r

LOLOL!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

I'm not touching this thread LOL!!!!

Behave yourselves, children. Don't make me turn this thread around.

"Elk Penis Is Delicious" Yum

"I Suck Major Donkey Balls" Wheelz

"I Love Bush" Spatula

"I Wish I Were a Sea Turtle" GreatBull

"Money + Video Games = Sucks" Brahn

"Herpes and Me" Cappysweetie

"Can You Hear Me Now?" Flygirl

"Different Uses for a Turkey Baster" Notso

"Transvestites Make Me Horny" Shaka

"Essays By Lady M" Lady M

"I Cried Myself to Sleep Last Night" Kris

"I Couldn't Finish a Meal" DK09

behave! Behave!

We are JUST joking all

elena,

I wrote that before I saw what you wrote. You don't need me to mediate. I'll stay out of it!!!

Bran: "I was playing my Pisces friend in some games today. Whenever he beats me he is a real smart ass. And then after that, he takes a picture of me with his camera phone, like some portait of a loser or something. But today when he beat me, I got really pissed off. I said "put down the fucking phone, and fucking play the game'. Then he kept laughing trying to snap a picture, then I said "fuck it, threw my controller on the floor", and said "put that fucking phone away". He put it away, but everytime he beat me we would constantly go through this. I was so pissed.

He tried to call me after he left, probably to gloat, and talk about how superior his skills are. I ignored his calls, and said "I'll talk to you tomorrow". He text me and said " you act like a bitch some times". I haven't been that irritated in a very long time."

It's probably coz your mate sounds like a pain in the ass, lol. That would even piss me off, and i'm a very tolerant and calm person. He sounds rather immature, and like he doesn't know when something just ins't funny anymore. Like yeah, one time is a joke and I can understand that - but every time? Very f**kn annoying!!

Wheelhomies: You were on a role!! Haha. Nice goin 🙂

why thank you oddball.

oh, and dk: that list is dirrrtier than christina aguilera during her XXX-tina phase. but you were wrong about mine. i would totally create that thread.

"oh, and dk: that list is dirrrtier than christina aguilera during her XXX-tina phase. but you were wrong about mine. i would totally create that thread."

Why thank you. I think an actual gutter would be jealous of how dirty my mind is. Just saying, it's filthy in there.

You'd actually make a thread about you actually sucking donkey balls? For real? We're talking about donkey balls here. I didn't mean it as in you know suck as in not awesome, I meant it as actually donkey ball sucking.

"Your Love Is Like a Chocolate Cake" DXPnet

^ LOL