Men who use Fleshlights

I've been informed of these by prringLeo a long time ago but I was curious about what kind of man needs to resort to this kind of thing.

So is it just me or is this just a sad excuse? It pretty much spells out in capital letters "NOT BEEN LAID SINCE 1985!!" Which, in that case, you might wanna get a couple incase the first few get worn out.

Lol! Good point. If you need any kind of hand in the first place though all I can do is give you some pamphlets about God unless you're twelve.

LMAO!! Jerk on the go. Coffee and a quicky.

I don't know. I assume it's for the jizz.

Roxi, I think they gave it that shape for concealment because anyone who owns it would be afraid to admit they own it. But if it looks like an everyday flashlight then you're alright.

And this one's more open legged hahaha.

You'll have to ask brahn that, darlin'.

Nice new hair do, by the way. You're a really gorgeous woman, Roxi.

would sell much more if it came with a clapper function, or a bat signal.

"the perfect gift for every handyman - literally "

Lol! Or maybe the perfect gift for anyone who lives with his parents or as I like to call, the basement boys.

That's what we've all been saying. Follow along, wont ya?

So did you just come here, look at the title, and assume? Lol!

It's quite repelling, yet it attracts such massive attention...

...good for people who live with their parents eh?

hahaha

Seriously? Hahahhahaa! That's the second "will you post your dick?" comment I've gotten in 3 days.

Magnum's egem?

No, birth control.

You would know =O OOOOHHH Shizam!

So owning one of these would obviously make you proud?
Is it really a good conversation piece though?

And...

Michael: Who on earth would want to see your penis?

"i do not drink michael. you know that. i do not indulge in sins of the flesh either because i am pure of mind and body."

Didn't you make two topics? One about you being drunk on Christmas and another about cheating on your husband? LOL!