The Whiney Scorpio Male...

... is there any other kind?

Nope!

From the little brother who used to dog my every step, to the wayward youths on this Board -- all a bunch of sissy-britches...

Happy New Year Children!!

In bashing Scorp males, are you trying to compensate for being the b-i-t-c-h in your relationship here?

I suggest you grow some gnads and take it to your wife.

You might actually get some respect.

Now comes the Virgo essay to defend himself. It will 30 paragraphs long or 10 pages. And I will be bored and moving onto another topic myself.

who is actually whining here?

actually i'm a man/rabbit cusp with also the flamingo/pine tree cusp for Chinese zodiac

They do whine.....LOL. Thats okay though.

I've met some pretty soft Scorp males in my day.

Can we not turn this into a bitch fest please...for once just keep the boards clean..whoever has a issue with each other go take it to the playground...

"... is there any other kind?"

Yes.

"From the little brother who used to dog my every step, to the wayward youths on this Board -- all a bunch of sissy-britches..."

No.

Questions?

Does the same go for scorpio females? Does everyone thing they are whiney as well? My sister is a scorpio and I never once heard her whine. She could be real mean sometimes if she thought you had crossed her, but winey no!

No we don't whine..we just let rip..(temper)..Whining serves no purpose....

You guys whine?

Cancer Wannabes !!!!

Cancers really whinge don't they

scorpion_rising: "Now comes the Virgo essay to defend himself. It will 30 paragraphs long or 10 pages."

Naw! Just for you, short & sweet (like your time on the hump).

"And I will be bored and moving onto another topic myself."

Of course you will, sissy-boy... a 30-something year-old male b1tch who can't take a b1tch slapping.

Roxi: "there's nothing as whiney as a virgo"

Maybe, but all I want is some peace & quiet -- give me a piece, and I'll be quiet.

(Deep Virgo philosophy)

missmorals: "whoever has a issue with each other go take it to the playground"

But Missy, this IS the playground! Virgs have the Serious Board, and Scorps have the Silly Board - pretty much since the Dawn of DXP.

Besides, scorpion_rising challenged us to come up with threads & posts that were more interesting, and less ass-kissing.

Sheesh! There's no pleasing you Plutonians!

"Cancer Wannabes !!!!"

Thanks a lot, P-Angel. Now we're gonna have the flaming-pincher hard shells from the CLF (Cancer Liberation Front) crawling all over the Scorp Board!

(Isn't the Virgo Insurgency bad enough?)

lol @ how many times whine was included in that last post

i'm a whiner. whine whine whine. whiney whine.

whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

"Of course you will, sissy-boy... a 30-something year-old male b1tch who can't take a b1tch slapping."

For some odd reason, the thought of a 40 yo southerner writing this amused me.

"Her toy I would say. I'm looking forward when she will brake her toy."

I sure hope you had creepy music on when you typed that. And maybe some sort of cat as well.

hehe...nice quotes.

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well, at first i figured it was just you bitchin' again - you chronic whiner, you - but then i realized the quotes in your profile are, in fact, quite humorous.

Ah, the profile, of course.

gosh, yum, get a clue. 😉

Speaking of quotes:

"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity. But the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes to make it possible."

Who said that?

any guesses?

i will help you. the author is male and a libra. his love songs are lacking in romanticism.

*claps hands together*
i love this game!!!

Neils Bohr?

nooo no no....i'll give you one more guess and then i have to blurt it out.

Tommy Lee?

lmao

yes.

few know of lee's astounding contributions to the literature community.
tommyland, for example.

jk jk jkkkkkk

t.s. eliot.
i am appalled that you did not guess him. my clue was very good.
if you have never read anything by him, i am even more appalled, and suggest you do so immediately.

Googled tommyland: "Readers, would you like to know why I've named this ride Tommyland? The word means many things to me: It is the name of my studio, my home, my hard drive, ..."

Euphemism?

"if you have never read anything by him, i am even more appalled, and suggest you do so immediately."

Well, it was nice talking to you.

as always. *tips hat*

also, i would like to say, that it's probably not a euphemism, and that is very sad.

Scorp male ....very soft cookies ...yum..yum 🙂

Yum: "For some odd reason, the thought of a 40 yo southerner writing this amused me."

Great! That was my intention. For all the sh1t about Virgos being too serious, I'm actually looser and laugh more than lots of people I know... yeah, I got good drugs!

But, how do you know that I'm really a 47 year-old virile Virgo Male from the South? I claim to be, but I could also be a 17 year-old whiney Scorpio Male from the North. The possibilities are endless... just like the Internet.

wheelhomies: "whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

:: DY hands wheels a big block of sharp cheddar to go with all her whine. ::

anotherscorp: "Some of these Scorp guys around here can't get laid and might be taking it out on you is my theory."

Yeah, I picked at S_R about that in a previous post. Most men get uptight and short-tempered when their white count gets too high, and ScorpGuys can be moody sh1ts even when they are getting regular nookie...

"I don't think you are your Scorp's biotch at all."

It's all in the eye of the beholder. Virg's want to please their partner, and some see that as being p-whipped. It's also cultural: What a Southerner would see as just being nice or well-mannered looks like being a patsy or pushover - even to my Yankee relatives, who should be used to me by now...

What's wild is that my Scorp would tell y'all I'm a Grouch and that I try to get my way all the time, and she definitely wouldn't call me her biotch. (She's called me lots of things over the past 20+ months, but biotch wasn't one of them!)

"My father is a Virgo and he has never, ever whined in my life."

My VirDad doesn't whine, either. But, he will grump. The difference? Well, his grumping (like mine) has some basis in reality; and after grumping, he'll do something about it - not wait for someone else to take care of whatever caused the grumping in the first place. Like Father, like Son.

Roxi: "oh anotherscop - dyr is SO her b1tch!"

Y'all just can't stand it - an Earth Boy on top of a Water Girl (most of the time!) - admit it. It'll make you feel better!

FROM YUM'S PROFILE....

"The Caps are smart people, if executives, even more smarter."

- caprigirlwithvirgo

:: DY laughs until his eyes tear up - dammit! ::

For The Record: I am neither my Scorp's biotch, tool, or toy. I am, quite humbly, her loving Virgo husband; her bestest friend in the whole wide world; the light of her life; the wind beneath her wings; her sunshine, her only sunshine; the hub of her wheel of life; the nexus to her plexus; Sophocles to her Antigone; and, the hops to her malted barley.

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