Mental Asylum of Utter Madness- 24/7 Stinger Home! (Page 14)

Definitely in a nutty mood... 😛

and i quote

"i'm gona go show my penis to some kids...."

FAMILY GUY, i am TOO THROUGH!

*sigh*

Posted by capgirl69
Oldest I've been on a date with: 45. (I was 36) he was a Scorp.
Youngest I've been on a date with: 26. (I'm 38). He is also a Scorp. We currently live together.

Haha.
Like bookends, they are.
I was not going to go out with either of them. Both persuaded me to meet them.

Re-posting for posterity. Haha.

Posted by IrresistableScorp
Should I breathe now or should I wait until my Scorpio guy tells me to breathe via a thinly veiled FB post via his friend's page?

Furthermore. If he suggests that I breathe, does he love me and want to spend the rest of his life with me?

If he doesn't tell mt breathe, does he really want me dead?

IM SO CONFUSED——

This...sounds like a thread I read once...or twice.......somewhere.... hmmmm *(not)reflecting*

Posted by IrresistableScorp
*me to. Omg

HELP!!!!!!

😛

Anyone else feeling silly today? Lol

I've been flippin' and floppin' like a Gem baby honestly.

Posted by Rabbit

Posted by IrresistableScorp
Should I breathe now or should I wait until my Scorpio guy tells me to breathe via a thinly veiled FB post via his friend's page?

Furthermore. If he suggests that I breathe, does he love me and want to spend the rest of his life with me?

If he doesn't tell mt breathe, does he really want me dead?

IM SO CONFUSED——

If my scorpio man eats a lot* of Taco Bell and farts all night, does it mean he hates me?!!?!? 😭

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LOL only if he traps you under the covers.

*fixed 😉

When your laugh sounds like you are constipated and crying...........just don't.

The wonderful sounds I hear as people pass my door.

Posted by MellyMel909
if my Scorpio man breaths in while I'm breathing out - does it mean he's sleeping with someone else more "in sync" with him and his needs?!!

Two weeks later....

I hear Scorps want to merge with their partners and are big on unspoken understanding.. How can I make my bodily reactions exactly match those of my Scorp?

Two weeks after that....

Are Scorps usually so controlling in relationships? I've been seeing this Scorp guy for about 6 weeks and it's like he EXPECTS ME TO BREATHE AT THE EXACT SAME TIME AS HIM!!! I'm usually a reeeeaaaallllyyy understanding, compassionate person, but this Scorp is such as asshole! ALL SCORPIOS ARE CONTROLLING ASSHOLES! HE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME!

*spit out tea* LOL!

Posted by Rabbit
See...women have this thing called a vagina. And while all outward appearances are quite heavenly, they are, in fact, crafted by the hands of Satan himself.
He created them to devour the souls of men and to destroy their intellect and reasoning capabilities.

Hey??_ What? I resemble that remark??_! 😛

Posted by MellyMel909
if my Scorpio man breaths in while I'm breathing out - does it mean he's sleeping with someone else more "in sync" with him and his needs?!!
Two weeks later....
I hear Scorps want to merge with their partners and are big on unspoken understanding.. How can I make my bodily reactions exactly match those of my Scorp?
Two weeks later....
Are Scorps usually so controlling in relationships? I've been seeing this Scorp guy for about 6 weeks and it's like he EXPECTS ME TO BREATHE AT THE EXACT SAME TIME AS HIM!!! I'm usually a reeeeaaaallllyyy understanding, compassionate person, but this Scorp is such as asshole! ALL SCORPIOS ARE CONTROLLING ASSHOLES! HE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME!

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Hahaha M&Mmmhmmm??s!
Mind you I feel sorry for the secret agent a little??_ at her age I was nuts- all over the place, no idea what I wanted, who, if, why I wanted anything- it was like I was??_ a??_ well??_ gem??_ or something ()
Still, I was rolling my eyes so much I got a migraine during the —I broke up with him?? palaver
Two weeks later....
What is your preferred height??_?

M&Mmmmmhmmmmmm's! I know what you mean! Sometimes I look at the board and I just want to delete threads 'hand of god' style ... i.e.
the should I be friends with him on FB
will he get bored of me
why are scorps so vicious

blah, blah, blah... its SOOOO inane.

And come on now Rabbit- I think the male anatomy shares equal blame!
Helen was probably all on a sun lit balcony, brushing her hair and talking gossip with her handmaidens when Paris got all like OwlPharoah and went nuts obsessive and stole her...
Notice the NUTS

Mmmm... (.)(.)

Posted by Rabbit

Posted by LilliLou
Mmmm... (.)(.)

(??Y??)

Perky 😛

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hehehe

(*Y*) stripper boobs!

^^ You're an egg EEE ^^

Posted by everevolvingepithet
Has anyone ever received post where the ink's still wet/damp?

snail mail? ooOOoooooOOOoOoooOOoooo...

Posted by LilliLou
M&Mmmmmhmmmmmm's! I know what you mean! Sometimes I look at the board and I just want to delete threads 'hand of god' style ... i.e.
the should I be friends with him on FB
will he get bored of me
why are scorps so vicious

blah, blah, blah... its SOOOO inane.

And come on now Rabbit- I think the male anatomy shares equal blame!
Helen was probably all on a sun lit balcony, brushing her hair and talking gossip with her handmaidens when Paris got all like OwlPharoah and went nuts obsessive and stole her...
Notice the NUTS

Notice the nuts? I'm dyin' because of that flying squirrel. Reminds me of the fight between Bret Heart and Rock

BAHAHA! We never really got to watch WWF when I was a kid! Gold!!!

Posted by IrresistableScorp
I have decided that Water Suns with Air Moons are completely awesome, creative, very visually inclined and complete natters. But I *heart* them.

Alright, I have reports to write, a supervisor to ignore and people to prank. Enjoy the day Scorps!

what about Aqua risings??!

LOL....I just....#ICant.......oh lord, DXP.

I finally finished the final season of Spartacus.....


It's time to leave the warmth of couch and break words with those that have lives.

Gibberish...gib...gibber...gibe...rishh...bber...

Posted by Rabbit

OMG! It's so cute and squishy!!!

Posted by ellessque
It's FRIDAY!!

Dance like nobody is watching!

+ 1 = SATURDAY!!! 🙂
Lunch at nice local winery and then girls dinner out, sadly it's raining cats and dogs at the moment...

Posted by LilliLou

Posted by Rabbit

OMG! It's so cute and squishy!!!

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Wait, that isn't squished already? Ugh....

It's being tickled surely PR?
I dunno... Do bats like tickles...?

Posted by Rabbit
The idiots really ARE winning. Now they are considering sperm banks to breed even faster

It's a hostile bloody takeover... :/

And so it begins....












PMS is a terrible thing.

That Katy Perry gif is quite mesmerising!!

umm... teh one wiv teh canz ov creem...

(god, that ^ is like an icecream headache via a keyboard...)

Posted by everevolvingepithet
yez she cud feed pepl wiv dem 1s nicely n ezly in my mindz opinyn!

It's monday morning 9.36am, and I've only had one coffee- you are making my eye twitch!!! 😛

Morning Moon... Ta, was a lovely day! About 12 hours of drinking meant yesterday was a bit of a struggle... Still- good fun despite the crazy weather we are having.
Have a great day!

Posted by Rabbit
***peeps in through window***

WTF is going on up in here?

***wanders off to drink his cousin's Makers Mark like a mooch***

I know right??! People be bonkers...

Moon- I started at lunch- 1.30 and finished at 12.30 midnight... Pretty good effort for an old sheila- and totally doesn't give any credence to the idea that we have a culture of heavy drinkers... 😆

Posted by xMoonMan
I hope you guys don't mind me hanging around here for a while?
Popping in & out at random.

I'm using the excuse of having honorary membership to the Scorpio and Pisces boards due to my natal chart:
a) Sun in water element
b) Neptune in Scorpio - 8th house cusp having it's natural ruler.
c) Decan II Cancer - sub ruled by Pluto (Scorpio's ruler)
d) Neptune Scorpio forming part of a grand water trine with Saturn Pisces and Cancer Sun
Plus
e) I've been quite intrigued / interested / enamored by Scorpios lately (not sure why, I just is)
f) I have a best mate Scorpio who I've known for over 20 years
g) My Cancerian sister married a Scorpio
h) My mum has a Scorpio Moon

Have I been convincing enough?
Should I bake you a mega huge black forest chocolate cake..

You seem to meet the basic qualifications, but can you dance? Scorps are dancing machines.



*Pssst* make it a chocolate molten lava cake and I'll get you in.

I miss LadyScorp.... Where art thou?

Posted by IrresistableScorp
*Epiphany*

"I get angry at you when you are mirroring me."

Dear Scorps, now I ask you: What does this mean to you? (ps Its my quote)

Self-reflection mode: "I don't like the idea that I act like that"

Hypocritical-douche mode: "Rules don't apply to me. I can act like that, but you can't"

^^^^P.S. Not suggesting these statements apply to you Pineapples. These reflect the way my mind works and my mood shifts.

I've thought some variation of "I get angry at you when you are mirroring me" on a few occasions.

I find this reaction tends to occur with other water signs. Water signs have this way of stirring up serious emotions in people huh?

It almost makes me feel sorry for the saps that come here whining.




Almost.

Posted by IrresistableScorp
Oh good. I'm not alone.

((huddle))

Nope. Not at all. *chest bump*

#ScorpPower

Ta Pineapples- I needed an AVI with a bit more sass!
Moonie- hang around, you seem nice and normal (so far..)

And are we giving out daily awards for the most stupid threads now?? I swear I can hear the synapses snap as I'm reading them... Maybe that's why my left eyelid twitches?!
TLS has been awfully quiet lately. Mind you it's easy to see why with all this dross!

IS & PR- I think the scary thing about someone mirroring you is not knowing where it ends- like a carnival house of mirrors!

Here is a little giggle for you; the anally retentive aqua in my office (cap moon methinks!?! 😛) has signed himself up for a police bulletin/ email broadcast. I live in Chch, NZ- nothing exciting ever happens! The big announcement this morning was that a bridge was closed due to a car accident... Whoa!!!

Posted by IrresistableScorp

Posted by PhoenixRising
I find this reaction tends to occur with other water signs. Water signs have this way of stirring up serious emotions in people huh?

It almost makes me feel sorry for the saps that come here whining.




Almost.

I have never been mirrored before. Its infuriating as well as instructive and, when you really think about it, far more gentle than arguing or criticizing. Having gone through my first real epiphany with it--I'm kind of digging it. Honestly.

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I've never thought about it in that way. It is gentler than the alternative--and yes, infuriating until you figure out what is going on. I struggle with the concept a bit, but I am beginning to understand it better now. I think (when you have other positive traits and maturity involved) that it can definitely help you stretch and grow. Of course the nature of the relationship makes a huge difference.

I find the impact is much more powerful when it is done between a Scorp and another water Sun signs. Same sign, it just becomes a battle of wits, and little growth.

Posted by LilliLou

IS & PR- I think the scary thing about someone mirroring you is not knowing where it ends- like a carnival house of mirrors!

I think it ends when one decides to stop the mime-game and take the lead. Fear often makes this difficult really. From my observation this tends to occur when Crabs and Scorps decide to slow dance. It's a shame really...

—Don't be afraid of your fears. They're not there to scare you. They're there to let you know that something is worth it.??
?? C. JoyBell C.

Posted by LilliLou


Here is a little giggle for you; the anally retentive aqua in my office (cap moon methinks!?! 😛) has signed himself up for a police bulletin/ email broadcast. I live in Chch, NZ- nothing exciting ever happens! The big announcement this morning was that a bridge was closed due to a car accident... Whoa!!!

This did make me giggle.

How is it people know other people's chart specs? I can barely remember my own without looking it up constantly.

Posted by PhoenixRising

Posted by LilliLou


Here is a little giggle for you; the anally retentive aqua in my office (cap moon methinks!?! 😛) has signed himself up for a police bulletin/ email broadcast. I live in Chch, NZ- nothing exciting ever happens! The big announcement this morning was that a bridge was closed due to a car accident... Whoa!!!

This did make me giggle.

How is it people know other people's chart specs? I can barely remember my own without looking it up constantly.

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I'm just being a smarty-pants about the moon... I could astrotheme, but can't really be bothered! He is a grumpy boring old bear so I was being cheeky about caps!

Posted by IrresistableScorp

Posted by PhoenixRising

Posted by IrresistableScorp

Posted by PhoenixRising
I find this reaction tends to occur with other water signs. Water signs have this way of stirring up serious emotions in people huh?

It almost makes me feel sorry for the saps that come here whining.




Almost.

I have never been mirrored before. Its infuriating as well as instructive and, when you really think about it, far more gentle than arguing or criticizing. Having gone through my first real epiphany with it--I'm kind of digging it. Honestly.

I've never thought about it in that way. It is gentler than the alternative--and yes, infuriating until you figure out what is going on. I struggle with the concept a bit, but I am beginning to understand it better now. I think (when you have other positive traits and maturity involved) that it can definitely help you stretch and grow. Of course the nature of the relationship makes a huge difference.

First, try to recognize that you, in fact, are being mirrored. Second, if you love the person, try to understand that they are not doing this to hurt you. Water signs are sensitive and in many ways very shy when you get to our core. If you can really examine the mirror from that context, you will find that the mirror is really about helping you to understand how they feel. Like really feel.

Most signs will tell you how they feel. "This made me feel...so on and so forth..." Water signs will try to get you to feel how they feel. If you are an intuitive, sensitive sort you should take that in and reflect. IMO /overanalysis

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I like that waters 'get' the emotion and don't hide from it. They get down and dirty, wallow & roll in the emotional mudpit.
But it can be pretty intense. Crabs especially- they take the emotion and crystallize it, refract and then shatter it!