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Halloween doesn't end for the wicked.......



Or when trick or treating is rescheduled due to a massive storm



Was it really bad for you guys? We just got a lot of rain and it's so windy. It almost knocked me over. I could just imagine the little kiddies.



We had some hail and lots of downed trees and such. Luckily the really nasty stuff stayed south of us.
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Oh wow. I hope it didn't do too much damage to people's homes and people are safe. The only sh*t storm in Toronto is the latest on the Mayor hitting the crack pipe on video.
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Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
Oh sorry Phoenix that was not posted when I started that last post :/

My moms birthday is tomorrow and I wanna take her out tonight but she acts like she has to work! I work all day tomorrow lame...



She "acts like"? I'm sure one either is or isn't working. Does she work in the evening? Perhaps you can just take her out for dinner. If she works evenings maybe brunch. Make her breakfast or something! Come on Aqua man, just be creative.

I believe it's exo birthday tomorrow too....is that right chicka?
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Note to self: reading advice from people who wouldn't know how to handle love if it was handed to them on a plate is not a good idea. Most of DXP is detrimental to relationships. Only a few boards offer real insight--this board being one.

I sound like a snob, don't I?



No.

You sound sane.



Seconded.

Lots of stoopid around this site for the past few months.
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hehe! thirded pineapples 😛
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Posted by LilliLou
whats up PR?!
over your idiot quota for the day?

sending you some sunshine and silliness from down under




Thanks Kiwi. My PMS effects me in odd ways. I tend to be very sensitive and can get irrationally upset. I was about to rip that Aqua on the board a new one and I know I just need to chill out because I'm clearly projecting because I've been in her Scorp's shoes. I detest people that violate other people's privacy. I don't put up with, nor do I forgive it. I don't care what the reason is.

I'm just hoping this dinner party is going to be more entertaining than it is right now......How have you been lady?
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Oh, I know! I'd be apocalyptic if I found out about that kind of behaviour... not on at all... but some people are bastards!

Well... my brother-in-law came over to install my new rangehood yesterday and dropped the power drill straight through my ceramic cook top. *sigh* covered by insurance, but still a pain in the arse! I have a new flattie moving in next weekend so if it's not fixed by then I hope the new guy likes toast... hehehe!

And just set up the obligatory "meet at the pub for my birthday drinks" on fb as people keep asking me what I'm doing... Now I'm annoyed that it was posted 1/2 an hour ago and only one friend has RSVP'd so far- useless gits! -_-

Why are you at a boring dinner party? I suggest a game of twister to things up!!! 🙂
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He enters the room and all of the women notice. Some of the men do too. Dressed well, poised. He greets the host with a warm hug, asks for a drink and surveys the room. There is something about him. Hmph......

The women try to get his attention. Some stand around him and stare. He pretends not to notice? I'm amused. Eventually a few women approach him to engage in conversation. He's amused, but not really interested...It's his body language. The way his eyes search the room while laughing at whatever joke that has been shared. I recognize that look. He's not connected to what is being said or the women around him. We eye each other for a few seconds. Stare for a few more.

One in particular goes in for the kill. She stands close, leans in, smiles.....a lot. They chat for a few minutes. I'm amused by their —dance??.

He makes his way over to me when she leaves his side.

Him: "You don't seem to be enjoying yourself."
How would he know that?
Me: "I'm actually quite amused."
Him: "Oh. I was hoping it would pick up a bit. I guess it will when the guest of honour gets here."
Me: "What? Your harem isn't entertaining you?"
He laughs. Takes a sip. Stares. Sits.
Him: "Can I get you a drink?"
Me: "No."
He smirks. Chuckles a bit. Tilts his head slightly and stares. I recognize that look. He's studying me.
Him: "So how do you know _________?"
Me: "We met in high school. You?"
Him: "We share a birthday"
Ah, he's a Scorpio........
Me: "Were you born in the same delivery room, because you didn't actually tell me how the two of you met."
He laughs. Stares. Eventually answers. Continues to stare.

There is something about that Scorp energy I tell you.....
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Posted by LilliLou
Oh, I know! I'd be apocalyptic if I found out about that kind of behaviour... not on at all... but some people are bastards!

Well... my brother-in-law came over to install my new rangehood yesterday and dropped the power drill straight through my ceramic cook top. *sigh* covered by insurance, but still a pain in the arse! I have a new flattie moving in next weekend so if it's not fixed by then I hope the new guy likes toast... hehehe!

And just set up the obligatory "meet at the pub for my birthday drinks" on fb as people keep asking me what I'm doing... Now I'm annoyed that it was posted 1/2 an hour ago and only one friend has RSVP'd so far- useless gits! -_-

Why are you at a boring dinner party? I suggest a game of twister to things up!!! 🙂



Lol. Birthday "surprise" party. She knew already. I mean, you can't hide too many things from a Scorp. It was fine. I just wasn't really in the mood, but at the same time wanted to get out of the house. It picked up later on as the night progressed.

Don't get too frustrated with your friends. My girls are like that too. They've been asking me for weeks about birthday plans and I'd rather they just not ask me than flake out now that I've finally decided. I'm honestly cool with a few phone calls while I watch a good movie, enjoy an exquisite dinner and a lovely chocolate cake all to myself. I have a standing reservation on a large sofa. No waiting.
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I now have a grand total of 7 attendees!
Hehe...

I was the same, I'm happy just seeing what happens on the day... But I got asked by 3 people on Sunday and absolutely loathe repeating myself so I'll accommodate the masses and save my breath at the same time!

Surprise party for a scorp is a pretty novel idea 🙂

Haha... EEE- what the?

Rabbit...

HB!!! As you were sir! 😛
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Posted by xMoonMan
This is probably a long shot, but....
Anyone heard from missscorps?

She used to post here quite a bit and was hot for this Cancer guy but he moved at the pace of a wounded turtle...lol
We used to chat but I haven't seen her around for at least a year.
She has nice tattoos



No, I remember reading that thread. She may be off tending to/enjoying said Crab.
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Scorp Tip #19

Do not multi-text when discussing the state of your relationship, because you will inevitably send the wrong text, such as "I think it's time to move on" to the person you are seeing and not your cousin, from whom you are are seeking advice.


Scorp Tip #20

When you step in it royally, do not provide your cousin's number--without permission--to the person you were seeing in an effort to get out of hot water and secure your position in that person's bed.

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Scorp
Tip #19

Do not multi-text when discussing the state of your relationship, because you will inevitably send the wrong text, such as "I think it's time to move on" to the person you are seeing and not your cousin, from whom you are are seeking advice.



hahahahaha.....oops

a parapraxis perhaps?
(Freudian slip)
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Ha. I believe so (parapraxis). Or perhaps the sober version of a drunk text.