Mental Asylum of Utter Madness- 24/7 Stinger Home! (Page 24)

Posted by IrresistableScorp
I've realized that as a 40 something woman I have become eye candy for the elderly. I had a 70 year old give me the googly eyes the other day.

I'm not sure how I feel about this :/

LOL!

Posted by IrresistableScorp

Posted by PhoenixRising

Posted by IrresistableScorp
I've realized that as a 40 something woman I have become eye candy for the elderly. I had a 70 year old give me the googly eyes the other day.

I'm not sure how I feel about this :/

LOL!

ikr. What?? Have you ever seen a 70 yr blush? It's kind if cute. 😛

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Not yet, but I plan to make a few blush when I eventually go to that retirement home I've been saving up for.

I actually enjoy watching older couples just "be" together. It's quite....lovely to see.

Just because I'm watching Thor and he's yummy....The desserts I could smear on his body. Hmph.

Oh, and for Rabbit. Poor guy, surrounded by all this estrogen.

I don't know MoonMan's type, but if I had to guess it would be either one of these:

#Im3000!

Posted by xMoonMan

Posted by PhoenixRising
I don't know MoonMan's type, but if I had to guess it would be either one of these:

Errr, well, they're all very doable from a sexual perspective! 😈
I'm sure that comment will win a few hearts....
🙂

Haha, from what I've observed most don't get easily offended around these parts.

Posted by xMoonMan
The first two pics are obviously randoms but I recognize the last three, who are also in my age group.

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I've stated it before and I'll state it again, you are an interesting Crab MoonMan. It was more for the visual appearance. I actually thought you would lean more towards Zooey.

The user who posted this message has hidden it.

*wondering why MoonMan decided to hide this*

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Posted by PhoenixRising

The user who posted this message has hidden it.

*wondering why MoonMan decided to hide this*

Mmm, I know.
*Changes subject*

Your avatars always give me a chuckle!
🙂

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I have a thing for glasses.

I love Selma! Hot+++

And been thinking about cutting a Zoe bangs/fringe in again!

Hi peeps? Missed you all! Sorry for my absence!!!

Bridesmaid outfit for PR! My hair isn't usually that dark!!!

And I'm obviously arguing about something and / or someone said something moronic

Posted by LilliLou

You look hoooot mama!

Your hair colour looks great. Yes, how was the wedding?

LILLI-BOO!!!!! You look absolutely stunning!

Aww... thanks everyone! Rascally rabbit 😛

The wedding was great, had such a wonderful time! Just nice and relaxed and friendly. A few minor scandals, but what's a wedding without one or two?! (thankfully quite a lot of the colour washed out by the wedding- it was intense at first!)

I'm in Te Anau/ Milford sound at the bottom of NZ and its so beautiful! We saw bottle nose dolphins in the fjord, they came and swam on the bow wave of the catamaran! Amazing...
And then we had the most delicious chocolate fondant pots with salted caramel praline and authentic tiramisu!

I've only really had my phone and the pop up ads are so annoying! They kept locking me out... Lovelinks or something!

But how was everyone's Christmas and new year?!

PR- how is the big Apple??!

This is how I spend my holiday



Universal Studios, Jurassic Park style

Posted by LilliLou
And I'm obviously arguing about something and / or someone said something moronic

Lol

I was wondering.

I had to cancel my plans. There was an ice storm here, which caused a lot of havoc. Several areas across the province lost power, so a lot of services were cancelled. It was peaceful all the same. I'm glad you had a good time at the wedding

Omg!!! How totally adorable are you melly?! Did you find a scorpittarius—

that absolutely sucks about the ice storm pr 😢 saw it on the news and wondered... We're having a crap summer in nd too!
Spautumn- Go directly from spring to Autumn... Do not pass summer, do not collect a tan...

Everyone seems to be walking around in a daze today....or I'm just crusty *shrug*

Scenario #1

Dazed Colleague: *standing by coffee maker with her hand on the kettle*
Crusty Scorp: Hi.
DC: Hey. *smiles*
Crusty: *eye motion towards her hand, smiles*
DC: Oh! I was going to make some tea..............later.
Crusty: *WTH?* Um, can I make some tea now
DC: Oh yeah sure....*removes hand giggles*
Crusty: **


Scenerio #2
Dazed (and possibly psychokinetic) Colleague: *standing by elevator*
Crusty Scorp: *walks up* Hey.
DPPC: Hey.
Crusty: *looks at elevator button, presses it*
DPPC: *chuckles* Oh, I guess I should have pushed that.
Crusty: Naaaaw, no need. If you have the ability to magically make the elevator appear simply by standing here, I wouldn't waste my time pressing elevator buttons. I would be thinking of creative ways to make as much money as possible with my new found abilities too.
DPPC: Lol. I wish I had that ability. I could tell people what I am feeling without saying a word.
Crusty: **

I really like this pic. That's all.

^^^It kind of makes me think of Lady Scorpio.

LOL! Well, I predicted that would be deleted. I just thought it would take a few more post though. It didn't end well I take it?

Being a Scorpio vs having a mental disorder

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nuff said..

Ahh man. Thread deleted just as I was starting to think:

I'm quite in awe of all of the non-Scorp experts there are on the board. I have so much to learn. I feel so lost without this information.....

#YesItsTimetoTakeaBreak......#BitchyMode

Some people may say, —You do not own the other person??. Of course, this is true. . . and any loving relationship with mutuality is based on freedom. But it is also based on choices that two free people make.

If your partner freely chooses to go off with someone else, then you may rest assured that you have good reasons to feel jealous.

We do not own each other, but we may make affirmations about our commitment to each other.

Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Some people may say, —You do not own the other person??. Of course, this is true. . . and any loving relationship with mutuality is based on freedom. But it is also based on choices that two free people make.

If your partner freely chooses to go off with someone else, then you may rest assured that you have good reasons to feel jealous.

We do not own each other, but we may make affirmations about our commitment to each other.

There's a fine line between affirmation and possessiveness, no? As for jealousy, given its meaning I'm wondering if the appropriate response would be hurt or disappointment?

A little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.
The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter:


"Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river." The little girl said:
"No, Dad. You hold my hand."

"What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father.

"There's a big difference," replied the little girl.

"If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."


In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person whom you love rather than expecting them to hold yours.

Posted by IrresistableScorp
That ^^^ was for a poster on another board not you, my lovelies.

Too late. I'm already crushed. So much for Scorp solidarity.

Posted by Rabbit
Case in point...

The mere fact that in a sports opinion thread I create, someone tries to make a comparison between baseball and the US Government and Osama Bin Laden....just floors me.

LOL. Just read that.

I don't know where to post this question, but since at least one Scorp has frequented the other forums, I'll ask here. Where do you find the list of these "additional" forums (e.g. man cave). I've hit the "message board" tab and only see the usual boards listed. Same with the home page. Does this require VIP access or something?!

Posted by Rabbit
I don't mean to sound paranoid, because I think this is merely an observation...but I have a nagging suspicion that there is at least one, maybe two, users with multiple accounts identifying themselves as Cancers.

There's some real similarity amongst some of the more vociferous and aggressively offensive posts.

Hmph. Perhaps. Apparently, some people get pleasure out of that and I truly don't see the point.

Posted by PhoenixRising

hehe... cute!

in related news how many fellow scorp's are seriously considering a dry month to avoid complete kidney failure and also a general reset of you alcohol tolerance as this is costing me a fortune at my current levels!

Thank guys! I found it. I think I'll leave the "cave" to the men though. I'm probably one of the few women that knows when to let a man have his "space", even on a public forum. I was just curious because I couldn't see it and wondered if there were any more boards I couldn't see.

LOL! I hear you.

Ugh, this "noise" again.....*sigh*

What the fuck is Agent Provocateur on about? I swear...

Gemini Sun / Cancer Venus and

Cancer Sun / Gemini Venus

have to be *the* most unstable pairings of amorous energy, ever. The next time I meet a Gem or Cancer that I think is cray, I'm checking their Venus sign..

Can I just start posting pics and gifs of Lambs? In the hopes that they will silence our little Clarice?

Its like ground hog day- over and over and over again!??!

You're not mean IS... I actually can't believe that there are people out there who need to validate every aspect of their relationship with total strangers. And who contradicts themselves at every turn!! Imagine the amount of talking and agonizing that goes on in the real world (and the poor people who have to hear it!!!)... Ri-donkulous!

In other news I've decided to only drink on Friday and Saturday, except in very special circumstances... 1 day in- going well 😉

Ima create a "Bye Felicia!!" thread. Well, probably not. Except in my head.

Posted by Rabbit
It's like watching a political news program.

A bunch of talking heads saying a whole of nothing.

Jesus Christ, yes. It's like every thread has a minimum of 100+ post because the same stuff gets repeated over and over and over and over and over again and that's just from the OP!!!!!

I'm done for the month.

I truly can't believe there is a Scorp that can tolerate all of that chatter.

Posted by PhoenixRising
I truly can't believe there is a Scorp that can tolerate all of that chatter.

+1,000,000

I truly can't believe there is a man that can tolerate all of that chatter.
I truly can't believe there is a person that can tolerate all of that chatter.
I truly can't believe there is a cat/ dog/ turtle that can tolerate all of that chatter.

Posted by LilliLou

Posted by PhoenixRising
I truly can't believe there is a Scorp that can tolerate all of that chatter.

+1,000,000

I truly can't believe there is a man that can tolerate all of that chatter.
I truly can't believe there is a person that can tolerate all of that chatter.
I truly can't believe there is a cat/ dog/ turtle that can tolerate all of that chatter.

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LOL!

Posted by Rabbit
What kind of personal crisis is it when you start looking around yourself and thinking:

"Wow...this life really is beautiful"

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Life is really beautiful Rabbit!

hehe... that last shot is Lake Manapouri- did anyone say brown and rainbow trout?

and the first was the view overlooking the Mt Difficulty vineyeards- its a tough life! 🙂